rhona: what are noses even FOR? eskimo kissing, and like, thats IT.
sophie: ..smelling?
rhona: oh yeah... ...

clarissa: oh my god, its a loaf of bread.
sophie: you mean its NOT a chicken fillet?!

sophie: wherever i end up, at least i have clean pants!

erika: a sliver of cake, not a slither of snake!

rhona: whats your favourite thing about sophie?
erika: umm.. i can touch my nose with my tongue

erika: there's chocolate on the embroidery..

sophie: umm.. do ducks fly..?

jason: sophie! you're barely a dyke..

jason: i was behind it all!
sophie: you're always behind something.

emma: what does korean mean?!

sophie: bedroom or sitting room?
rhona: why not both?!
sophie: i like your style.

sophie: my throat hurts when i swallow..
mum: spit then.

erika: would it be socially acceptable to fart???

sophie: feel my thighs! you got me totally wet!

erika: perrty pooper!

sophie: perrdon piggy!

sophie: do parrots lay EGGS?!

grant: so, hows the faf?

steph's mum: i am NOT a fucking fairy. it is sooo uncool!

rome: SOPHIE! wanna do me a favour and open your legs?!

grant: [to sophie] you're a hideous critter... you just make my skin crawl... *disgusted face*

sophie: [to some rachael lass who took her shoes off] LEGS TOO FAT?? YEHH??

nicola: that woman's face looks like someone is doing the 'p' word to her.. and that, my children, is penetration.

sophie: head? hah! i'll give YOU head! ...ohwait!

emma: has anyone seen sophie's make up bag??? we've been looking in her handbag, but all we could find was noodles & condoms!

sophie: mehh, just get so wrecked you don't even care if everyone see's your fanny

rhona: [lying on sophie's lap and looking up] hello boooooob

erika: bill gates reads all the error reports personally, doesn't he?! at least, thats what my sister told me!

susie: bowling for fish were playing

susie: he was getting a blow job from two twins.
sophie: as opposed to three twins?
susie: well, you know what i mean.
sophie: but wait.. two twins.. BUT THERES ONLY ONE PENIS?!

*someone* (someone tell me who?): why be picky?! just drink!

sophie: know what?! my fanny can have its just desserts!

poster me & em saw: WHY SHOULD THEY DIE COZ OF US [emoooooo!]

sophie [to rhona]: shut the fuck up, you heef of shite.

rhona [to sophie]: my anus is wet. and WHO's fault is that?!?!?!

sophie: getting with her isn't bisexual, its dogsexual dear.

sophie: aww, pownzz, i'd stand up for you if you were right!#

sophie [to cash machine]: thaaaank yooooou

sophie: hello, i'm a rapist. can i 'av a job? (:

sophie: hello, i'm a convicted paaaaper thief. can i 'av a job?

sophie: it looks like you did a poo!
rhona: where do you think my anus is?! besides. if i was going to poo, i'd do it on your face.

sophie: OH MY GOD, DID THAT JUST FALL OUT OF THE SKY?!

rory: i've got an injection next..
sophie: oh, is it your tetnis? [funny coz he's diabetic and it was an insulin injection and i looked like a dick]

sophie: am i the only one here with any sense of illegality?!

sophie: WITH THE PUMPY PUMPY! IN THE THUMPY THUMPY! ...cry into my fanny.

emma: does action man have a thing on it for shooting?
kieran: most men do!

sophie: i'm bleeding! i'm on my shoulder period!

jess: i laughed. at first, i thought... ha ha ha..

jess: would you marry either of my brothers?
sophie: well, sam's a bit young.. and david's a bit weird..

rhona: where's our cup?
sophie: cock?
rhona: ..no, cup. cock on the mind?
sophie: ohh, as always.

sophie: *scream* my mum's a cyberslut!

rhona: oh my god! you have fish! sophie has fish and they're all like waaah!

sophie: want me to come with you?
rhona: okay, but watch out for the eels.
sophie: rhona, my house has no eels.
rhona: DON'T YA SEE THEM?!?!
*moments pass*
sophie: maybe its the eels :-p
rhona: ..what eels? what the hell are you talking about?

alistair: *burp* ..that

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brighten up my dayy :]

cheers loves
xx