Laura Wyatt

I just - you know - in the shower. Shower and i... Saw his bottom. Saw the hole, you know. And i felt like - I wanted to... lick it.....

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O mnie

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
I'm a mummy!! Woohoo! Imogen was born on 10th May and stunning. I am in completely and utterly in love. In fact i would rather give up a night of passion with the love God himself, Mr. Timberlake than part with Imogen. Blimey... That's shocked even myself!

I'm studying performing arts now and my gosh i'm good.... lol. Well i'm loving it!
Music
Mr. Timberlake, Take That, Mika, Kaiser Chiefs, Still the 'phonics, Fratellis, The Killers, ermmmm... lots but just not any of that Wigan Pier crap
Films/T.V
Rocky Horror Picture Show,
Journey to centre of the Earth, all those old monster type films.
Wizard of Oz, all the old Disney films rather then animations.
THE PAROLE OFFICER!! VAGINA!
Frost
Taggart
Two Pints of Lager.
League of Gentleman
The Fast Show
I really love all the gory, gritty murder ones like Trial and Retribution, half imagining myself to being the hardened cop who solves the murder with a bottle of scotch in one hand, a fag hanging out and the total conviction as to who the murderer is...!! haha
Little Miss. Sunshine is the funniest thing i've seen in ages!
Sports
Rugby - no team as long as they're in shorts.
Scared Of
Nothing...
Happiest When
With my beautiful girl. And drooling over Gordon Ramsey. Oh and Simon Cowell. And of course, showing off on stage - what could be better?!
Male Idols...
Gordon Ramsay, Simon Cowell (his teeth are sooo fine...) Gary Barlow, Justin Timberlake, James Nesbitt, Bill Clinton, Brandon Flowers, Brecht, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Rochester, Alex Wilkinshaw, James Dean... i could go on...

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  • Chipper - written by the fantastic Pab - of Arran

    LooLauraLoo was left in the lurch
    By the man she'd intended to marry, in church
    Babe in her arms and booty in dress
    She'd hoped for a lifetime, not for this stress

    And as she welled up, wept, wailed and sighed
    Her eyes panda black from the rivers she cried
    Her fate took a new course, a new dish on her plate
    From a man there who saw her - her oldest school-mate

    He had always secretly loved Lola-L
    Since she was fourteen, when her breasts 'gan to swell
    And now he was brave and he took her away
    With a spare room for baby where he was to play

    Together they started a chain of chip shops
    Whence most of the county gorged their lip-smacker chops
    And her past future hubby out of jealous-mad woe
    Regularly there for to sup he did go

    Up grew his plukesies and out grew his gut
    He got round and greasy and as bald as a nut
    Whilst couple and baby did flourish in health
    And frequently travelled away on their wealth

    So let you be told and let it be known
    That the secrets of life yet to come are not known
    Till fate comes to twist you right out of your glum
    And smack you with true happiness on the bum.

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  • Heehee, i wrote this this morning...

    Samuel Taylor Coleridge

    In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
    A stately pleasure-dome decree :
    Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
    Through caverns measureless to man

    Down to a sunless sea.

    So twice five miles of fertile ground
    With walls and towers were girdled round :
    And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
    Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree ;
    And here were forests ancient as the hills,
    Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.
    But oh ! that deep romantic chasm which slanted
    Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover !
    A savage place ! as holy and enchanted
    As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted
    By woman wailing for her demon-lover !
    And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
    As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
    A mighty fountain momently was forced :
    Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
    Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
    Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher's flail :
    And 'mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
    It flung up momently the sacred river.
    Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
    Through wood and dale the sacred river ran,
    Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
    And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean :
    And 'mid this tumult Kubla heard from far
    Ancestral voices prophesying war !


    The shadow of the dome of pleasure
    Floated midway on the waves ;
    Where was heard the mingled measure
    From the fountain and the caves.

    It was a miracle of rare device,
    A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice !
    A damsel with a dulcimer
    In a vision once I saw :
    It was an Abyssinian maid,
    And on her dulcimer she played,
    Singing of Mount Abora.
    Could I revive within me
    Her symphony and song,
    To such a deep delight 'twould win me,

    That with music loud and long,
    I would build that dome in air,
    That sunny dome ! those caves of ice !
    And all who heard should see them there,
    And all should cry, Beware ! Beware !
    His flashing eyes, his floating hair !
    Weave a circle round him thrice,
    And close your eyes with holy dread,
    For he on honey-dew hath fed,
    And drunk the milk of Paradise.

    0 komentarzy 994 dni

  • Very educated.... :)

    Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy

    Not a red rose or a satin heart.
    I give you an onion.
    It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
    It promises light
    like the careful undressing of love.

    Here.
    It will blind you with tears
    like a lover.
    It will make your reflection
    a wobbling photo of grief.

    I am trying to be truthful.

    Not a cute card or a kissogram.

    I give you an onion.
    Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
    possessive and faithful
    as we are,
    for as long as we are.

    Take it.
    Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring,
    if you like.

    Lethal.
    Its scent will cling to your fingers,
    cling to your knife.

    1 komentarz 994 dni

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  • Snatches
    luv Snatches

    Hey LooLauraLoo,

    yeah not doing at all badly. I did 20-odd (and I mean, 'odd') hours of stand-up and performance poetry at the Edinburgh Fringe festival last month which went down very well. I am trying to get together enough suitable pomes to do a wee book. Publish it with doollee...

    I hope you are well - gotten published yet? :-)

    63 tygodnie temu
  • Chelsea Peyton

    whats up Palma Bebo is being stupid! I cant upload my pics for some reason. Hit me up on msn messenger jane20pink@live.com talk to you later

    67 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Loraine Despres
    Loraine Despres

    Hey, didn't see your review until now. Thanks for your support. I love a girl who's scared of "nothing." Keep it up.

    Loraine Despres, author of THE BAD BEHAVIOR OF BELLE CANTRELL

    70 tygodni temu
  • Mikee
    luv Mikee

    hello:)

    u have stil got my laptop!!!
    wot time do you normaly finish college???

    love you
    xx

    97 tygodni temu
  • Ken Armstrong
    luv Ken Armstrong

    I'm good, Ta!!

    Here's a heart back for ya :)

    It's interesting that your pursuing the performing arts thing - I write plays for theatre myself - there's a play in rehearsal at the moment and another starting up in the next month or so - I did a bit of acting myself but was pretty average, so I think i'll stick to this side of the pen for now anyway.

    97 tygodni temu
  • The First Night of Alien and Other Stories
    The First Night of Alien and Other Stories

    Hiya! I saw your piccie had changed on my page so came by to have a look - performing arts? Sounds great! (don't give up on the writing tho')

    Come by the page again sometime - you were among the first who was kind enough to leave a comment back in the day - kinda got me up and running on Bebo so... cheers and break a leg :)

    97 tygodni temu
  • Johnny C
    Johnny C

    hey darling how is the writing going?

    102 tygodnie temu
  • Mikee
    luv Mikee

    am coming to your play on thursday;)

    103 tygodnie temu
  • Paul Mallon
    Paul Mallon

    Hey if your interested, check out my new author page on bebo...

    www.bebo.com/cryptic-euphoria

    any thoughts are much appreciated, thanks!

    113 tygodni temu
  • Pab - Of Arran
    Pab - Of Arran

    Hey there :p Had a lovely Summer, lots of interesting works and projects. Just come back from a week's Canal-ing :)

    Gearing-up to enter this year's Nanowrimo http://www.nanowrimo.org/ event, about five of me mates done it last year and it certainly helps to have a deadline. Look forwards to reading more of yours!

    115 tygodni temu
  • Sarah Brunton
    luv Sarah Brunton

    Hey hunny!! Oh my god I totally can't balieve it's you!! I've been searching for you for almost 2 years. And now I've found thee Laura Wyatt!! Send me a private message with your number!! I can't believe it's been soo long infavt tooo long!! Miss you loads.. Keep in touch lone your long lost companoin mcgoo xxxxxxxxxxxx

    117 tygodni temu
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  • Terri Bebbington
    luv Terri Bebbington

    Hello hunni
    How are you and Moo????

    I will drop your invite off tomorrow for you!!!
    I have put you down as coming already hunni is that ok?

    xxxxxx

    126 tygodni temu