JAMAICANS DON'T CHILL, WE DEH YAAH EASY.

JAMAICANS DON'T CHOP GURL, WE LOOK GIRL.

JAMAICANS DON'T SMACK U, WE F*CK U UP.

JAMAICANS DON'T GO TO A PARTY, WE GO AH DANCE.

JAMAICANS DON'T JUMP PEOPLE, WE DUN DEM BOMBOCLAAAT

JAMAICANS DON'T SAY WHATZ POPPIN, WE SAY "WAAH GWAAN?"

JAMAICANS DON'T SAY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, WE SAY "MOVE YUH BLOODCLAAT FROM YA SO"

JAMAICANS DON'T SAY HE'S GAY, WE SAY "BATTY BLOODCLAAAT BWOY GO SUCK YUH MADA"

JAMAICANS DONT WORK, WE JUGGLE..

JAMAICANS DONT SAY LOOSER, WE SAY "YUH A PUSSYHOLE"

THATZ WHY PEOPLE LOVE WE CUS WE DONT GIVE A FUCK ,WE 100000% JAMAICANS TO DE FULLEST, SO ALL WHO DON'T LIKE WE , JUMP A CLIFF...SEND THIS TO ALL UR JAMAICANS FRIENDS

USA: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl
JAM: Gal yuh noh dead yet?

USA: Lord, we have lost electricity again
JAM: Lawd Gad current lack aff again to rahtid

USA: This meal is not too bad.
JAM: Di food can eat

USA: Where did you buy that awful Bracelet Cindy
JAM: A weh yuh buy dat deh big ole ugly bangle deh misis

USA: Hors d'heurves
JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting you a gi me?

USA: Here Kitty kitty.. get down from the roof
JAM: Hey dutty puss come aff a di house tap before a buss yuh ****
klaat!

USA: I think something is wrong with Susan, she might have the flu
JAM: Lawd gad obeah tek up suzie!

USA: Oh My God, I just broke mom's expensive plate.
JAM: Lawd mi gad, mi bruk up mama stoosh crackry

USA: aren't those pants a bit short
JAM: you did a expect flood or yuh tek yuh measurment inna wata

USA: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that?
JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango
dem.

USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
JAM: Aye buff teet bwoy, tap fling up-fling up mi bag dem suh man.

USA: I wish you would quit lying.
JAM: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad.

USA: Lift the hood of the car for me John
JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta!

USA: I am waiting for a taxi and it's taking so long
JAM: But wait, no Robot naah run todey!

USA: Get me a pop please
JAM: Beg yuh carry wan Aerated wata fi mi deh

USA: It's time for a Perm
JAM: Gal yuh head waan Cream, yuh noh si how it tough?

USA: Yuck!! This is nasty.
JAM: Kiss mi neck back!! What a sinting tase bad an incipid.

USA: I wish you would close your mouth.
JAM: Yuh mout come in like when grip cyaan shut.

USA: Girl, your acne is terrible.
JAM: Massa gad, pickney, yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh.

USA: Please make some room in the bus so this man can sit.
JAM: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung.

USA: I have a stomach ache
JAM: Mi belly ah gripe mi

USA: These mangoes look a bit over ripe
JAM: Missis move fram in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh

USA: He has very large full eyes
JAM: Wat ah bway fayva patoo

USA: He has no manners
JAM: Im dont have no broughtupsi!

USA: perspiration odour
JAM: him smell green

USA: poached (boiled) chicken
JAM: dat deh sinting nuh start cook yet

USA: oh, dear
JAM: ee-eeeee

USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit disorder
JAM: Di pickeny too dam hard ears!

USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia
JAM: What a bway Dunce sah!

USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismal..my stomach hurts
JAM: Lawd mi coulda do wid a wash out yah now . mi belly bine up

USA: That man over there is missing his dentures
JAM: Cooh pan dat deh mashmout bredda ova deh soh

USA: OH my your feet are so ashy...
JAM: yuh foot tuff like aligata back...yuh couldn't rub likkle
cocanat ile pon yuh foot dem...