A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had s*x before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and s*x.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he
will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door.
'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with
his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back,
'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

EIGHT LASTS:
1. last cigarette: friday nite with my usual alcohol intake
2. last beverage: blue wkd
3. last phone call: miss jesse jones for 3 1/2 hours world record i say!
4. last text message: my cousin shelly
5. last cd listened to: rihanna of course
6. last BUBBLE bath: thursday nite
7. last time you cried: okay watching x factor last nite lol
8. last meal: mummys roast dinner

SEVEN have you's
7. have you ever dated someone twice: Yeah
6. have you ever been cheated on?: yes some blokes are fuckin idiots!
5. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?: not really a kiss is nothing nowadays!
4. have you ever fallen in love?: nope
3. have you ever lost someone?: mate too many fuckin people
2. have you ever been depressed?: i think so
1. have you ever spit on someone: NO WAY i think that is worse then hitting someone spittin is for losers

SIX things you did in the past three days:
1. Sleep
2. watched tv
3. Went to the gym
4. went driving with ma mum
5. got drunk and had a smooch with a lovely navy lad!
6. visited the one and only bebo of course!

FIVE people who you want at your wedding:
1. the groom obviously
2. my family
3. friends
4. my dog
5. ryan gosling! (hopefully as the groom lol)

List THREE favorite colors:
1. lilac
2. blue
3. pink

list TWO things you want to do before you die:
1. ?? ummm i've already done alot of stuff lol
2. ?? definately have children

list ONE pet hate:
in decisive people.

1. Name: jade nicholson
2. Nicknames: jadey, jado
3. Birthday: 29th november
4. Place of Birth: oxford
5. Zodiac Sign: saggitarius
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Mobile Number: if i love ya then you will already have it
8. Me in 3 words: sex, sex, sex!
9. Occupation: trainee hairdresser
10. Residence: leicester
11. MSN Screen Name: naughtynymph

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: brunette (this month!)
13. Hair Length: mid
14. Eye color: a very dark brown
17. Braces?: absoulutely not
18. Glasses?: when i was younger
19. Piercings: ears, belly, tongue
20. Tattoos: neck, wrist, ankle, back, foot and hip
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend (s): naomi mcarthur
23. First Award: does imaginary ones count?!
24. First Sport You Joined: ooo netball
25. First Pet: cat called felix!
26. First Real Vacation: turkey
27. First Concert: the RASS
28. First Love: never been in love
___ Favorites___

29. Movie: too many
30. TV programme: hollyoaks and enders
31. Color: baby blue
32. Rapper: p diddy
33. Band: dont like bands
34. Song Right Now: sean kingston- beautiful girls
35. Friends: too many to mention
36. Sweet: chewies
37. Sport to Play: ahhh, bed sports!
38. Restaurant: pitza hut
39. Favorite brand: loads
40. Store: river island and primark kicks ass
41. School Subject: sex ed!
42. Animal: dogs, only mine though!
43. Book: dont read books do magazines count?
44. Magazine: more
45. Shoes: all shapes and colours!

___Currently___

46. Feeling: horny
47. Single or Taken?: very very single
48. Have a crush: i sure do
49. Eating: everything coz i'm hangin n got big time munchies!
50. Drinking: god never again!
51. Typing: trick question
52. Online?: obviuosly although appearing off line on hotmail
53. Listening To: the humming of the computer
54. Thinking About: a certain boy and naughty things i wanna do with him!
55. Wanting To: go to sleep
56. Watching: the computer monitor oh and a couple of items on ebay!
57. Wearing: shorts and hoodie


___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: ohh yes a football team off em!' better get started soon then rly! lol
59. Want to be Married?: not till i'm older n know thats who i'll def be with for the rest of my life
60. Careers in Mind: hairdresser
61. Where do you want to live: LIVERPOOL! or blackpool
62. Car: KA

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: dark
64. Hair length: short or skinhead
65. Eye color: blue or green
66. Measurements: big muscles
67. Cute or Sexy: sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: hugs
70. Short or Tall: taller than me but not freakishly tall!
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoin
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: nice muscles
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: bad boy!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: too fuckin many!
79. Had Alcohol: too much
80. Smoked: yes , but only social smoker now
81. Ran Away From Home: never i've prob thought bout it though!
82. Broken a bone: not one i'm unbreakable...
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been with someone: in lots of ways....
85. Broken Someones Heart: i hope so lol
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: of course i've lost a few good mates
88. Cried At School: loadsa times i've been at skool half my life!

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: i'm not gonna lie n say i do!
90. Miracles: uuummmmmmm no but i do think its a miracle i'm still alive after the amount i drank last nite lol
91. Love At First sight: i believe in lust at first sight?!
92. Ghosts: im petrifed of ghosts
93. Aliens: i look like one in the mornings!
94. Soul Mates: yes i am one!
95. Heaven: i hope so where else they gonna send me wen i die...
96. Hell: i can name a few people goin there
97. Angels: i'm one of these too!
98. Ki