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Slogan
there are things that are known and things that are unknown but in between are doors
Tout sur moi
was given a awsome name like
<<<Ben>>>

still terrorisein people at the age of
<<<16>>>>

said HELLO 2 the world on
<<5/2/93>>

stare in to my gawjus
<<blue-eyes>>

met me psyco mates at
<<mellow-lane>>

HAY GIRLS REMEMBER
<<u and me baby aint nothing but mamals so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channels>>>



If u want my love then just ask but if not then srew you :P
love applys 2 bebo nd real life i aint fussy people who no me no tat :p
Sports
The sports i like are :
Football (Man United)
and rugby
every time we touch
Every time we touch, I get this feeling.
And every time we kiss I swear I can fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
Cause every time we touch, I feel the static.
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you fell my heart beat slow
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

Girl I swear down everytime we touch, i feel like im in deep love.
You bring a rise to my cheeks when im trying to preach, ild rather you keep me warm i dont need gloves.
I wanna be stuck with you and me just in a room so everyone they can leave us, cause you mean so much to me, its just not the fact you bring my peace up.
Il be plain to you, im not ashamed of you.
Your the girl of my dreams let me speak up.
Let me put it like this b, i love chocolate eggs and your better than easter.
so thats why i am on to ya case with your pretty face and your body that i wanna feel up.
Against mine yeah i got a sweet side, but clock that im a sexual healer
Happiest When
wid mates and listnin 2 music nd chattin 2 da peopel i care about on msn
broken
I didn’t ever think it would come to this day, Broken, Its hard man, I hope you understand though,
I really hope you do, And I hope your listen as well. ListenYou was the perfect girl for me,
I wont lie you was always there for me, Cooked for me, cleaned for me and feeded me,
I thought it was wrong that you always needed me. I wish I could turn back time cuz I learned so much I think I was blind, My boys actually say that I’ve lost my mind, I feel so cold, I’m in love, I’m alone, Like I’m broken, I’m crushed; I’m alone now I moan, Before I didn’t wanna know but now I wanna moan, I feel so lost, I feel so low. I hope you hear this track and you make it your tone. Cuz I no that your out there, you know than I’m out here, I know that you hear me, you see me on the TV, We need to speak jus briefly, cuz I told everyone I don’t believe she forgives me,
But I was wrong.Yours was the perfect love, I swear it was. Until I had your love, my world was cold
Mon autre moitié
Never Let It Go

Never Let It Go

mr funktastic stalker but wat can i say i 2 gd

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My Chinese Zodiac
Rooster: 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017

Characteristics: People born in the year of Rooster are smart, capable and shrewd; they like to be busy so usually they work very hard; Rooster people are quite arrogant and often eccentric, they have difficulties to get along with other people; Rooster people are aggressive and perfectionist, they usually are devoted beyond their capabilities and will be deeply disappointed if they fail but will boast to others if they success.

Best Career: restaurateur, doctor, publicist.

Marriage: most compatible with Ox, Snake and Dragon people but not compatible with Rabbit people.

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  • great sayings nd quotes

    there is the known and the unknown but inbetween there are doors.

    A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.

    No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.

    Nothing hurts more than realizing she meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to her

    I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you

    Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born

    A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult

    He who sits in the heavens shall laugh

    I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying

    Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.

    Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research

    It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

    All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

    You’re so sweet there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store

    Single and looking… anyone wanna be found?

    I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

    Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

    Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

    Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls

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  • do it or i dunno just do it

    wat ya nme:
    how old r ya:
    Sex:
    do like me:
    do u love me:
    was da time:
    wer u at:
    r we close:
    Wud u kis me:
    Wud u fuk me:
    Hav u got a gf/bf:
    Wil we eva get 2geva:
    R u a virgin:
    Hav u eva seen me drunk:
    Hav u eva got me drunk:
    Hav u eva wantd 2 tel me sumfin:
    Describe me in 3 words:
    Hav u eva told me a big lie:
    Hav u eva 4t of me as bf material:
    Wud u eva cheat on me:
    Wud u 4giv me if i cheated on u:
    Wud u eva marry me:
    Wud u eva h8 me:
    Wud u guv me ur numba:
    Wud u dance wid me:
    Wud u sing happy bday 2 me?
    Wud u put dis on ya blog 2 c wat i ryt:
    Du tink am funi:
    Rate me outa 10:
    anythin 2 say..

    2 commentaires 378 jours

  • stuff

    Full Name: ben daniel george norton
    Nickname: mircat nd mr funktastic
    Single or Taken: single
    Why?coz i am a ugly basterd
    Gender: male
    Birthday: 5 feb 1993
    Sign: aquerious
    Siblings: 1 sis
    Eye colour: bright blue
    Shoe size: 12 school shoes 13 trainers
    Height: 6 ft on da dot
    What are you wearing right now:no fear top no fear trakies boxers nd 2 socks
    Where do you live: at home

    Relationships

    Who are your closest friends: billy matt rob.p sara zoe
    Do you have a gf? nope

    Favourite Stuff

    Colour: blue black white red
    Number: 696
    Subject in school: ict
    Animal: Dogs white tigers
    Drink: diet coke nd cherry coke
    Food: not bovevred as long as i can eat it
    Favourite Months: feb me bday nd december xmas
    Movie: longest yard nd grid iron gang
    Perfume: captive man
    Favorite cartoon character: knuckles

    You Ever?

    Given anyone a bath: only animals
    Smoked: nope nd neva want 2
    Bungee Jumped: nope
    Made yourself throw-up:nope
    Been skinny :when i was yonger but now i a fat fukka
    Been in the opposite sex's changing room: yep
    Eaten a dog biscuit: no
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole: nope
    Loved someone so much it made you cry? yh but it was my falt it ended
    Broken a bone: lots
    Been in a physical fight: yep
    Been in a police car: nope
    Came close to dying: nope
    Been in a sauna: naaa
    Been in a hot tub: nope
    Been in the ocean: yep a bit salty
    Fallen asleep in school: nope
    Ran away: yh 1nce
    Broken someone's heart: yep a couple but not proud of it
    Cried when someone died: yes
    Flashed someone: nope
    Fell off your chair: yes i aint proud of tat either
    Sat by the phone all night? nope
    Saved MSN conversations:nope coz 1nce its happened tehre is no point in keep lookin at it
    Saved e-mails?:nope
    Fallen for your best friend?:1nce bad mistake thou(it was a girl thou so it all gd)
    Been cheated on?: i dont think so unless i aint been told
    Had Chicken pox: yep 2ice
    Had Sore Throat: yep
    Believed in love at first sight?: ages ago but now i strugglin 2 even beleve in luv
    Liked picnics: na
    Liked school: yh when somethin interestin i sgoin on or wid mates
    Loved anyone: yep

    First thing that comes to mind

    Red: man utd
    Blue: chelsea
    Autumn: orange
    Greenland: green

    What....

    Is your good luck charm:me
    Is your room like: red nd silver aka a brothel or tattoo parlor
    Was the last thing you said: na i ok
    Is next to you: mobile nd glass
    What Was last thing you ate: maltesers
    What Kind of shampoo do you use?:erm gd 1s
    Something that has happened to you this year: heart broken errm tests gettin better mates gettin closer mates nd findin luv but 1nc again it ended

    Would you

    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000??:nope
    Go to a Hanson concert: who da fuk r they
    If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them and it would hurt them if they found out, would u tell them:yep coz it betetr 2 b honest

    Last

    Who was the last person you touched?: me dog
    Who was the last person you massaged: erm tan but i was pissin bout in ict
    Who was the last person you kissed? erm cant say
    Who was the last person you yelled at?: me sis
    Was the last person who broke your heart: clare haynes
    Who was the last person who told you they loved you: dunno been ages since i heard it

    Random

    Who is your loudest friend?:billy or matt
    Do you like filling these out?: na just dont ave anythin 2 do
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: i ave glasses dont wear em thou
    Do you like yourself: sum times
    Do you get along with your family:yh most of em
    Do you do drugs: no
    Have piercings below the waist: fuk no tat would cane
    Stolen anything over £50: Nope

    Emotions

    Obsessive?: a lil but only ova stupid lil things
    Anorexic?: nope ive seen wat it does 2 people
    Depressed?: sometimes
    Suicidal?:naa not tat bad

    Final questions

    How many ppl are you sending this to: None
    What are you listening to right now:say ok
    How many buddies are on your list: a few
    What did you do yeste

    0 commentaires 390 jours

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1.What is your name?
ben

2.How old are you?
16

3.Who are your best friends?
erm billy rob p rob b sara zoe laura viki lewis tan and few other sozif i missed ya names out have shit memory

4.Do you have a bf/gf?
nope

5.Are you happy with your life?
yep

6.And your love life?
not rli

7.What's one thing you want right now?
good gcses and a gf

8.Are you currently missing anyone?
yep

9. have you had a gf/bf in the past month?
nope

10.Have you had a gf/bf in the past 6 months?
yep

11.When was the last time you went shopping?
a few weeks back

12.What's your msn screenname?
MR FUNKTASTIC will treat ya like his homework slam ya on the table and do ya all night

13.What's your bebo username?
MR FUNKTASTIC

14.What phone have you got?
samsung j700

15.What time was your last text message received?
17.06 8/3/09

16.When time was your last text message sent?
16.09 8/3/09

17.What does the 5th message in your inbox say?
kl what you up 2

18.Who is the 10th contact in your phonebook?
iveta ohola

19.Do you get along with your parents?
yep

20.How many siblings do you have?
1

21.Who makes you happy?
me family and friends

22.Are your family close?
kinda

23.Are you in love?
nope

24.How many times have you gotten drunk?
a fair few times

25.Ever tried drugs?
nope

26.Do you want children?
maby

27.Do you believe in yourself?
occasionaly

28.What age do you want to get married?
27 28 ish

29.How do you want to die?
avin sex

30.What are your fears?
crap job b alone for ever

31.What's your favorite place to go shopping?
harrow

32.Do you think you have ever been in love?
yep

33.Answer truthfully, do you care what people think of you?
yep

34.Have you ever punched someone in the face?
yes

35.What are your views on abortion?
depends on teh situation

36.Do you smoke?
nope

37.Who in your close family smokes?
my mum

38.Which do you prefer, pink or purple?
purple

39.How many pets do you own?
2

40.Do you prefer touch-screen or button phones?
buton

41.IPod or iTunes?
ipod

42.Do you own an MP3?
yes

43.Do you own an iPod?
nope just use my phone

44.If you do, what type of iPod?
------------------------

45.Who do you get along with most, boys or girls?
girls

47.What do you think of beyonce?
she alright

48.Do you watch skins?
nope

49.How often do you lie?
 
occasionaly

50.What is your favorite style of music?
a bit of everything

53.Have you seen dirty dancing?
yes

51.Look to your left, name 3 things you can see?
blind window bookshelf

52.How many people, on average, do you text each day?
1 maby 2

54.Do you prefer 50cent or Jay-z?
50 cent

55.Have you kissed anyone named Josh?
nope

56.Do your parents live together?
nope

57.Are you a virgin?
yep

58.Shopping or cinemas?
cinemas

59.What colour are your curtains?
red

60.How many messages have you sent from your phone? (You can check via settings, calls, time&cost, message counter, or something like that)
254

61.What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
carlsberg

62.How long have you known the 3rd person in your top friends?
since 2004

63.Have you enjoyed this quiz?
it been alright

64.Anything to say before you go?
nope

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"You'll experience a major turning point today. That crush? It takes a new direction. Whether it's a lingering glance across the room or an all-out date, hang back, relax and ride the wave of progress."

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63 Annoying Questions Survey

Song that always makes you sad: broken
Last thing you bought: milkyway magic stars
Last person you argued with: me sis
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: yes
One of your nicknames as a kid: bn bn do do da dodo
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: nope
Favorite day of the week: monday
Favorite Sundae topping: berrys
Did you take Piano lessons: nope
Most frequent song played: camila
TV show you secretly enjoy: scrubs
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: hockey
Date someone older or younger: dont mind
One place you could travel right now: new york
Do you use umbrellas: nope
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: yep
Favorite Cheese: dunno cheese cheese
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: nope
Blondes or Brunettes: dont mind
Best job you ever had: dogs trust
Did you go to your high school prom: not happened yet
Perfect time to wake up: 10
Perfect time to go to bed: when eva i drop off
Do you use your queen right away in chess: nope
Ever been in a car accident: nope
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: mum
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: dont ave a sweetheart
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: this 1
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: errm comfy 1s
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: yep
Were you in track and field: nope
Were you ever in a school talent show: nope
Have you ever written in a library book: yep
Allergic to: nuffin
Favorite fruit: kewii
Have you watched sex and the city: nope
Baseball hat or toque: toque
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: soap
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: wet
Pen or pencil: pencil
Have you ever gambled at a casino: nope
Have you thrown up on a plane: nope
Have you thrown up in a car: nope
Have you thrown up at work: nope
Do you scream on roller coasters: occasionaly
Who was your first prom date: aint had prom yet
Who was your first roommate: i dont ave 1
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: beer
What was your first job: dogs trust
What was your first car: a lego land 1 :P
When did you first go to a funeral: errm when i was 12
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: 2
Who was your first grade teacher: miss osbourne
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: i dont nbeed 2 sneak out me house
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: scott dont rli see him that much any more
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: my parents house
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: no 1 i prefer 2 keep it 2 meself
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: no ones
What is the first thing you do in the morning: get out of bed
What was the first concert you attended: aint been 2 1
First tattoo or piercing: left ear piercing
Where did you go on your first airplane ride: cant memba
First celebrity crush: jessica alba

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fermer What colour is your blood?

What colour is your blood?

Red Blood

The red blood that flows through your veins makes you a totally 100% normal human being.� There is nothing strange or extra special about you your just the average person.

fermer Your Zodiac Personality

You are AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart!
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

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Aquarius

Your positive traits: You've got a ton of friends, so you have no problem. You're great at thinking up new things and activities to do with your sweetie.
You tend to let the little things slide in relationships...and focus on the bigger picture.

Your negative traits: In relationships, it tends to be your way or the highway. You can never open up completely to someone - you have to keep parts of yourself secret. You're cold and reserved, which leaves your partner feeling unloved.

Your ideal partner: Flexible, because you're not going to be the one to compromise! Is smart and quirky with lots of weird interests... including you. A true individualist who doesn't care what anyone thinks.

Your dating style: Stimulating. You prefer dates that explore a shared interest - like a lecture, museum tour, or concert.

Your seduction style: Whacky. Your wild ideas have your lover wondering what's next. Insatiable - it takes a lot to satisfy your desires. Varied. You're eager to try things as soon as you learn about them.

Tips for the future: Bring a little responsibility to your relationship - like showing up for dates! Compromise a little. It would kill you to do things your lover's way for once. Be aware of your partner's jealousy. Even though you aren't jealous, realize your partner is sometimes.

Best color to attract mate: Sky blue

Best day for a date: Wednesday

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fermer Commentaires

  • Abbie'
    Abbie'

    I'm not stupid, i know you have a mohawk already, but do you ever spike it up like one?

    I don't suck, you do!
    :0)

    Il y a 16 semaines
  • Abbie'
    Abbie'

    You Suck Smelly!
    :P
    You should give your self a Mohawk,
    The you'd look even weirder.

    Il y a 16 semaines
  • Abbie'
    Abbie'

    i am no stinky cheese.

    and indeed, you are a retard.!
    ha!

    Il y a 19 semaines
  • Abbie'
    Abbie'

    You gay,
    of course i do, it's Ben.
    :P
    I am no stinky cheese, you retard.!

    (:

    Il y a 19 semaines
  • Abbie'
    Abbie'

    i do not smell, you do!

    (:

    Il y a 19 semaines
  • Frankie Kazarian
    Frankie Kazarian

    Thanks very much Mr Funktastic...:D

    Il y a 27 semaines
  • Robert P
    luv Robert P

    Hi Ben!
    Just realised I aint given ya love yet so... :P
    Robski :)

    Il y a 27 semaines
  • Mrs Sara Clarke X
    luv Mrs Sara Clarke X

    hay benny havent left a comment in a while so
    here u go hehe

    Il y a 34 semaines
  • Never Let It Go
    luv Never Let It Go

    Here you go Titface!

    Some Lurrv!!

    :P

    Il y a 39 semaines
  • Mrs Sara Clarke X
    luv Mrs Sara Clarke X

    yesnow loveeeeeeeeee x

    Il y a 42 semaines
  • Mrs Sara Clarke X
    luv Mrs Sara Clarke X

    woops luv

    Il y a 46 semaines
  • Mrs Sara Clarke X
    Mrs Sara Clarke X

    aww im bored to :( have some luv bk hehe
    luvage x

    Il y a 46 semaines
  • Mrs Sara Clarke X
    Mrs Sara Clarke X

    merry christmas benny kiss x x

    Il y a 48 semaines
  • EvitaOlah
    luv EvitaOlah

    err.im dum i commented myself LOL
    yeah u 2 mwa

    >>luv<<<

    Il y a 48 semaines