1. smoked- Yes
2. consumed alcohol- Sometimes
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex - Yup
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex - Aye
5. kissed someone of the same sex - Yep
6. had sex - Stupid question
7. had someone in your room other than family- Yeah
8. watched porn - Aye
9. bought porn- Nope
10. done drugs - Yeah


1. taken painkillers - Sure
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine- Yeh
3. lied to your parents - Yup
4. lied to a friend - Have Done
5. snuck out of the house - Yep
6. done something illegal - Uh Huh
7. cut yourself- No
8. hurt someone - Yes
9. wished someone to die - Never
10. seen someone dead- Sure have lots


1. missed curfew - All the time
2. stayed up all night - Still Do
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself - Only once or twice!
4. been to a therapist- Yeah (head fuck boys)
5. been to rehab - No
6. dyed your hair - Yeah
7. received a ticket- Yeah
8. been in a car accident - Yep
9. been to a club- Sure Have
10. been to a bar- Yeah


1. been to a wild party - Yeh
2. seen the Mardi Gras- No
3. drank more than four beers in a night- Yeah!!
4. had a spring break in Florida- No, Have Been Though
5. sniffed anything - Yup
6. wore black nail polish - Yeah
7. wore arm band - Yeah
8. wore t-shirts with band names - Just Bob Marley
9. listen to rap - No makes me feel sick!
10. own a 50 Cent CD - Get a grip


1. dressed gothic- Used To
2. dressed preppy? Nope
3. dressed punk- Used To
4. dressed grunge- No
5. stole something - Sure Have
6. been too drunk to remember anything - Oohhh Yes everytime I drink!
7. blacked out - Don't think so
8. fainted - Never
9. had a crush on your neighbour - No, just oops
10. had someone sneak into your room - Yeah


1. snuck into someone else's room - Yep
2. had a crush on your best friend- No
3. been to a concert - O aye like
4. dumped someone - Yeah
5. been called a slut - Yeah,
6. called someone a slut - Yeah
7. installed speakers in your car- No
8. broken a mirror- 2 in the same week, still paying the bad luck!
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house - Yeah
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush- Yeah


1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper- No
2. seen a movie that was aged fore someone older than you - Yep
3. cruised the mall - Yesh
4. skipped school - Ha, Yeh
5. had surgery- Yeah
6. had an injury -Yeah
7. gone to court - Yeah
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying- Really want to
9. caught something on fire - Yeh
10. lied about your age - Never

1. owned an apartment- Nope
2. broke the law in the police's presence- No
3. cheated with someone - Nope
4. got in trouble with the police - Yep
5. talked to a stranger - Yeh
6. hugged a stranger - All the time!
7. kissed a stranger - Yup
8. been cheated on - A Lot!!

1. cheated on homework - No never did it
2. held hands with someone of the same sex - Yes
3. been pushed into a pool- Yup
4. played pool - Yeah, don't like it
5. watched 5 hours of MTV straight- No it's shit
6. had a crush on someone 5 years older than you- Yeah
7. had a crush on someone younger than you - Yeh
8. worn eyeliner - i Do
9. went on a diet- Never and it shows!!
10. laughed at a retarded person in a wheelchair- Yeah, (but they scare me!!)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
Wear Sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future,
sunscreen would be it.
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists,
whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience
I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh nevermind,
you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself
and recall in a way you can’t grasp now, how much possibility lay before you
and how fabulous you really looked,
you are not as fat as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you
Sing
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts,
don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy, sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind,
the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults,
if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life,
the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22
what they wanted to do with their lives,
some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t,
Maybe you’ll divorce at 40,
Maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary
What ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either
Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.
Enjoy your body, use it every way you can, don’t be afraid of it,
or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings, they are the best link to your past
and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get,
the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard,
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander,
you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young
prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
Maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia,
dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off,
painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen