Many, many years ago when I was 23
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My Father fell in love with her
And soon, they too, are wed.

This made my Dad my Son-in-law
And really changed my life.
Now my Daughter was my Mother
Cause she was my Father's wife.
And to complicate the matter
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a
Bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in law to Dad
And so became my Uncle
Though it made me very sad.
For if he were my Uncle then that
Also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who was, of course, my Step-mother.

Ha ha
My Father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run,
And he became my Grandchild
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my Mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my Grandmother, too.

Ha, gosh
Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I am her grandchild
Yea and every time I think of it
ha nearly drives me wild.
Cause now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw,
As husband of my Grandmother
I am my own Grandpa!

Oh, I'm my own Grandpa ha ha
I'm my own Grandpa whoa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so!
Whoa,I'm my own Grandpa.
Listen to this now
I'm my own Grandpa would you believe that?
I'm my own Grandpa talk about incest
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own Grandpa.......

funny:
smart:
foolish:
wonderful:
fun to be wiv:
best person you ever met:
a waste of time:
no point:
why:
WAT:
i dont kno them
good looking:
fit:
FunnyAsFuck:
FitAsFuck(lol):
wud you shag me:
wud you go out wiv me:
personal opion: