Top 14

1. Dempsey
2. Quinn
3. Duffy
4. Neeson

5. Murray
6. Ronan
7. Niall
8. Patton

9. Henry
10. Mark
11. Meggy D
12. Anna

13. McGak
14. Claire Weir


Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16?:
Course I have, at least 4 mate

Q: Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
His Shit football club, seriously like!

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
Him goin bucko in the Parlour

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
Tonight

Q: Is number 3 pretty?
Aw mate, hes pure Irish Great

Q: What was your first impression of number 1?
Size of 'er house

Q: What do you like most about number 14?
Her boyfriend

Q: How did you meet 3?
Today to torture some librarians

Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
As far as I know, she already has

Q: Is 11 your best friend?:
Clearly not if shes number 11, and from the PMR

Q. How long have you known number 6?
2 tute years

Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
I wish

Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
Nah, but we did buck for the craic

Q: What is the last thing you did with 8?
You gettin the bus home? Right. See you later mate

Q: If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
I'd give myself a number 15

Q: Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
Definately! cos there is no number 16 and hes a wee loner

Q: If number 14 was a crayon, what colour would she/he be?
Red white and blue

Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
Aye, but had to take my shoes off

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7?
Not that he knows about

Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?
If I had things my way, never

Q: Are you real close to 1?
Entry in the Pantry, you dont get much closer......

Q: Have you ever kissed number 10?
No, but its my life goal to

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
Im never outta the movies with number 8

Q: Whats number 10's huse lyk?
A library

Q: Have you ever been angry with 12?
lol, nah, she bez lyk ma wee sis

Q: Would you ever make a move on 10?
Oh boy have I!!

Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
OXEGEN!!!!!!!!

Q: Do you ever talk to 9?
Only when im truely worthy

Q: What do u think of number 16?
Indifferent

Q: Whats your favourite thing about number 6?
The ways hes just sooooooooooo tute

REAL MAN UNITED FANS:

1) Fought back the tears when Eric Cantona left.

2) Fought back the SUICIDE when Roy Keane left.

3) Don't have to buy the tops to show how much they support United.

4) Never admit when teams are better.

5) Despise Henry, Gerrard & Lampard.

6) Would willingly have Gary Neville's children because HE IS A RED AND HE HATES SCOUSERS!

7) Don't care about "being a taig" and supporting Celtic.
There's only one Roy Keane and he played for Manchester United.

Love and hate Cristiano Ronaldo in equal measure.

9) Defend Big Alex at all costs. Carrick for 18.6 million-not bad.Beckham, Stam, Ruud-they all had to go. Why? BECAUSE FERGIE SAID SO!

10) Haven't just learnt off the facts about United."Did you know they were originally Newton Heath?" Who gives a bakers' fuck? Doesnt mean you support them.

11) Never say we are lucky. Fortune favors the brave, don't you know?

12) Are always Man United in Pro Evo, Fifa, Championship Manager etc.

13) Know that Wesley Brown is a quality defender, just takes him a while after his annual cruciate ligament tear/ ankle break

and most importantly...

14) Know the 5Live commentary for the 99' European Cup Final off by heart:
"The Bayern players are on their knees... they dont know what's hit them... MANCHESTER'S HIT THEM!"