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Martin MacDonald
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Heros
John Smeaton"WE`LL SET ABOUT YE" and the Legend JEAN COUSTEAU
And the one and only SCOTTY DIB "What was I gonna say?"
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He's gay and eh eh eh... Oh he drinks WKD:L:L:L

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    • NO SCREWING!!!

      A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day, another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there: "Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."

      The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the married couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells down: "Hey, no screwing!"

      They yell back: "We're not screwing!"

      A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down: "Hey, no screwing!"

      Again they yell back: "We're not screwing!"

      Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down: "Hey, I said no screwing!"

      They yell back: "We're not screwing!"

      Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out fro

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    • ROCKNROLLA

      "People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot!!!"

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    • WHAT IS A SEAMAN!

      Between the innocence of infancy and the recklessness of adultery comes that unique specimen of humanity known as a Seaman. Seamen can be found in Bars, in Arguments, in Bed, in Debt, in Passenger Accommodation and Intoxicated. They are Tall, Short, Fat, Thin, Dark, Fair but never normal.

      Girls love them, Towns tolerate them, Shipping Companies support them and Calabooses all over the world provide them with overnight shelter.

      They dislike Ships Food, Chief Engineers, Writing Letters, Sailing on Saturdays, the Old Man’s Inspection, Work and Dry Ships. They like Receiving Mail, Pay off Day, Nude Pin Ups, Sympathy, Complaining and Beer.

      A Seaman’s secret ambition is to change places with the Owner for just one trip, to own a Brewery and to be Loved by everyone in the World. His interests are Women, Girls, Females and the Opposite Sex.

      A Seaman is Sir Galahad in a Japanese Brothel, a Psychoanalyst with Readers Digest on the table, Don Quixote with a Discharge Book, the Saviour of Mankind with his back teeth awash, Valentino with a Fiver in his pocket and Democracy personified in a Red Chinese prison cell.

      No one else can cram into his back pocket his Seaman’s Book, a photo of his Wife or Girlfriend, 3 Unanswered Letters, a Comb, crushed packet of Fags, a Train Ticket, what is left of his Payoff and the odd Cruzeiro, Escuda, Peseta, Dollar and Franc.

      A Seaman is a Provider in War and a Parasite in Peace. No one is subjected to so much Abuse, wrongly Accused, so often misunderstood by so many. He has the patience of Job, the honesty of a Fool and the heaven sent ability to laugh at himself. He has the Energy of a Tortoise, Brains of an Idiot, Yarns of an Old Sea Dog and the Slyness of a Fox.

      When he returns home from a long voyage, no one else but a Seaman can create such an atmosphere of suspense and longing as he walks through the door with those magic words on his lips

      "Who's buying the beer"

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    • Dimensional

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      as part of Love Fridays at Victoria's. Glasgow's biggest weekly Friday Night. UV Part 27th Nov.

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    • Dimensional

      *** ONLY 1 WEEK AWAY !!! ***
      GUARANTEED FULL TO CAPACITY.
      20th NOV. GET DOWN EARLY !!

      HUGE LINE-UP ANNOUNCED inc..

      MC STRETCH
      MC ENERGIZE
      MC TAZO
      MC MEL-OD
      MC FRANCEY
      MC LETRIX

      plus much more.. check dimensional.tv

      FULL DIMENSIONAL CLUB DECOR
      inc MASSIVE STROBES and INFLATABLES
      DIMENSIONAL DANCERS
      GIVEAWAYS and CDS TO BUY
      STREAMING LIVE ON DIMENSIONAL.TV


      VICTORIA'S NIGHTCLUB
      FRIDAY 20th NOVEMBER
      DOORS 10pm - 3am
      DRESS TO IMPRESS and BRING I.D.


      as part of Love Fridays at Victoria's. Glasgow's biggest weekly Friday Night. UV Part 27th Nov.

      Kommentar gesendet von Commentor
      1 Woche her
    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      luv -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      Heeyyy:)
      Hows Youu Feelin Now?
      Back Still Sore:P
      xox

      3 Wochen her
    • GemmaCollins
      GemmaCollins

      gemma:D . just random haha xx

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    • Dimensional

      IT'S BACK!!

      Due to massive public demand. DIMENSIONAL returns to Victoria's (studio) on Friday 20th Nov. for a brand new MONTHLY residency! more info at: www.dimensional.tv

      part of Love Fridays at Victoria's. Glasgows biggest weekly Friday night.

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      4 Wochen her
    • Dimensional

      IT'S BACK!!

      Due to massive public demand. DIMENSIONAL returns to Victoria's (studio) on Friday 20th Nov. for a brand new MONTHLY residency! more info at: www.dimensional.tv

      part of Love Fridays at Victoria's. Glasgows biggest weekly Friday night.

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    • United Nations Of Dance
      United Nations Of Dance

      Hey Martin MacDonald,

      DON'T MISS!

      UNOD HALLOWEEN PARTY

      FRIDAY 30th OCTOBER
      Live Performance By
      ULTRABEAT feat REBECCA RUDD
      (EYLSIUM, I WANNA TOUCH U,
      SURE FEELS GOOD)
      +
      £150 CASH PRIZE FOR THE BEST COSTUME

      Drinks @ £1.50 // Doors 10pm // Entry Only £8

      The Tunnel
      84 Mitchell St,
      Glasgow,
      0141 204 1000
      tunnelglasgow.co.uk

      5 Wochen her
    • Bailey
      Bailey

      i no how r u

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    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      Thats Good Then:D ..Yea Youu Woud Sayy That:P But Is The Ppl Youur With That Make A Good Nite Ouut:P
      Youu Have My MSN Do Youu Not..Or Did I Not Add Youu On My New One:o..Oooppps
      Send Me Youur Addy And I Will Add Youu:) Since Youu Dont Reply To Youur Mail:P :P
      Yea Ok See Youu In 10 Then:L
      Naw Am Up All Nite:L :P
      xox

      5 Wochen her
    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      OMG Youu Havent Lived Yet...Defo Need A Trolly Ride When Youu Get Back;) :P
      Yip I Will Be There On Sunday..Its Not Overpriced:O Its The Best:P :L
      Is It Any Good In There?? Never Been Over That Way:o:P Well For A Nite Ouut..
      Awk Thats An Easy Project:P Give Me 10 Mins And I Will Mail Youu It;) :P :L
      xox

      5 Wochen her
    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      Ruin It:O Naw Heard It Needs To Be Livened Up A Bit...So Thought I Would Do The Honors:L :L
      Aye Dont Tell Me Youu Havent Had The Trolly Ride Around Glasgow Yet:O Best Way To Travel;) :P
      Was Workin Then Went And Done My Pals Hair..Just Messin On This See Whats Happenin In The Wrld Of Bebo:P
      7 Month Project On What?? Ufft Youur Brainny Sure It Wont Be That Hard For Youu
      When Youu Back Down??
      xox

      5 Wochen her
    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      Thats Good:) Aha Well What Can I Say I Like To Share;) :P Yip Am Crashin It:L Needs To Be Nataliefied:L :L Is It Viper Or Something Like That??
      When Are Youu Back Ouut On The Big Ship Then??

      Its Not That Far:O Take About 10 Mins To Walk Up:o:P Aye No Bother;) I Will Just Stick Youu In A Trollyy:L :L

      What Youu Gettin Upto Up There?
      xox

      5 Wochen her
    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      luv -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      Little Miss Innocent Is Doin Good Thanks;) Hows Youu Now..The Man Flu Gone:P ?
      I Know Fs Gett A Move On Mister:L
      Thats Right Youur On Hols Now Eh!!Student Life lol
      Aww Disapointed..I Thought Youu Could Handle Us Weegies Now:o:P
      The Weekend Was Wild:D Was Down South For A Few Days Too...And I Fell Down The Stairs In Campus:L :L Dont Ask How I Managed That:P
      Transfer:O It Will Keep Youu Fit Walkin Up To Sauchiehall St.. So Dont Be Lazyy:P
      Am Out The Morra Over The West End..But Dunno About The Rest Of The Weekend Yet
      What Are Youu Gettin Upto?
      xox

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    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      Aha Dont Steal My Halo:L
      Emm Let Me Think About That...Nope Think Youu Can Keep The Flu:P
      Yea No Point In Hurryin Is There...Youu Cant Sleep Anyways;) :P
      Even!! What About The Jelly Tots:L Does That Mean We Share Them;) :P
      Just Chillin The Nite..Keepin The Energy For Thurs:D And The Rest Of The Weekend
      Probs 1 Off The Nites I Will End Up There...One Of The Parties Is In A Hotel Ouut In The Country So Doubt I Will Make Town That Nite:D :D
      Now Now No Need To Avoid Town Just Cos Am There:P Youu Luv The Banter:P
      xox

      6 Wochen her
    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      Aha See Youu Got My Name Right;) :P
      Aww Thats Ages Youu Have Had That:( Am Sure The Bounty Will Sort Youu Ouut No Bother:L
      Make It 10mins;) :P

      Aww Well If Youu Cant Say Then Thats No Fair Is It...Youu Owe Me A Drink:O :P :L

      Got A Couple Of Parties Then Probs End Up In Town After Them....Its Goinn To Be A Wild Weekend:D :D Aha Luv It
      xox

      6 Wochen her
    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      luv -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      Helloo There Sailor:P :L
      Hows Youu Feelin Now?Hope Youu Have Got Rid Of The Sniffles..Or Are Youu Still In Need Of Some Tlc;) :P
      Its Partyy Weekend:D Startin On Thurs..Goinn To Be Total Madnessss:L :L

      Are Youu Ouut This Weekend?
      xox


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    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      luv -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      Ok Then What Are Youu:P
      My Day Has Been Good Thanks:D ust Workin Away Servin The Public:L ...Have A Nice Day:P :L
      What About Youurs?
      Aww Thats A Shame...Sniff Sniff:L koHope Youu Get Better Soon
      It Will Be Safe To Party This Weekend Then If Youur Stayin In:P
      As If I Would Be Causin Any Mischief:O Am An Angel:D
      xox

      7 Wochen her
    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      Aww Playin Pirates:L :L Did Youu Get Much:P Aye e There In 10 Mins:L
      Youu So Are A Student;) :P Still To See If Thats True;) Yip Thats Me Little Miss Angel:D :D
      I Dont Start Till 12 Tomorrow..But Am Always Up Late Anyways..Could Have Turned That About And Said Youur Keepin Me Up:L
      I Think There Openin Up I Sauchiehall St Soon..So Maybe Youu Will Be Brave Enough To Go There:L
      Hows The Sniffles?
      xox

      7 Wochen her
    • -NataliieeBabyy.Xo
      luv -NataliieeBabyy.Xo

      Yea I Know Its Gettin Better By The Minute Ini;) :L Am Sure If Youu Jump In Youur Wee Boat And Sail Up The Clyde Youu Will Find It:P :L
      Hmm South Africa...Suppose:P Anywhere With A Sunset Will Be Fine
      Aye See Youur Still A Student..So Tuesdays Ok For Youu...Am A Big Girl Ouut In The Big World Now:L :L But Think I Could Manage To Pretend To Be A Student Just For Youu So Youu Can Have The Pleasure Of My Company:P :L

      Yea Defo Be Ouut In Town This Weekend:D Causin So Madness...Youu Goin Ouut If Youur Better?
      Youu Skivin College The Morra?
      xox

      7 Wochen her