1.Name: Laura Jayne Brodie
2. Nicknames: Lj, agnus, froggie, tish, lo lo, twat.. lol
3. Birthday: 12th july
4. Place of Birth: Perth
5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
6. Male or Female: female
7. School Year: 6th Year
8. College: not yet
9. Occupation: nuffin right now
10. Residence: milnathort
11. MSN Screen Name: ×[Łαυяα Ĵαчиε]×»[ ]«[«[тε∂∂ιιεs ∂өп’т Ħug вαςк вuт sөмεтιιмεs тнειιя αłł чөөv gөт]»]»

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: blonde - goes wit personality =P
13. Hair Length: longish
15. Weight: dunno.. dont want ti no lol
16. Height: 5.2 *blushes* - go small people! woop woop!
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: soon
19. Piercings: ears pierced twice n ma belly button =)
20. Tattoos: soon!!!!
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Kirstan Dryburgh
23. First Award: something with dancing
24. First Sport You Joined: dancing
25. First pet: dog
26. First Real Vacation: somewere america
27. First Concert: cant remember
28. First Love: someone special xx

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Dirty Dancning - it rules!
30. TV programme: Two and a half men, will and grace, friends
31. Colour: pink!
32. Rapper(s): eminem
33. Band(s): Greenday, my chemical romance, the fray, hellogoodbye, snow patrol, fall out boy, blink 182, savage garden, evanescence, dj stuff, cascada, clublands, goof charlotte, keane, loads mre!
34. Song Right now: Chasing Cars
35. Friends: everyone!
36. Sweets: Galaxy.. white chocolate ooft!
37. Sport to Play: sports...? pfft
38. Favorite brands: too many
40. Store: pound shop - woop woop.. lol.. nah.. too many! im a shopaholoc!
41. School Subject: none da now.. admins awrite fo
42. Animal: cats.. n dogs
43. Book: noughts and crosses
44. Magazine: n e fin wit gossip in it lol
45. Shoes: my pink sparkley ones!!!
___Currently___

46. Feeling: tired.. but happy =)
47. Single or Taken?: taken xx <3
48. Have a crush: yups =)
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: nothing
51. Typing: thts a wee bit obvious.. chattin 2 fo
52. Online?: aye
53. Listening To: snow patrol
54. Thinking About: sum1 special
55. Wanting : to be with tht sum1 special
56. Watching: not watchn tv.. listenin 2 music
57. Wearing: jammies!!

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: deff.. not yet!!
59. Want to be Married? deff
60. Careers in Mind: beauty therapist/ dance teacher
61. Where do you want to live: anywere wit sun!
62. Car: black peugeot 206 or 307

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: dont mind
64. Hair length: short
65. Eye color: blue or brown
66. Measurments: dont care
67. Cute or Sexy: bit o both =)
68: eyes or lips: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: taller.. not 2 tall fo.. im only wee!
71. Easygoing or serious: both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: dont care
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship!!!
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Both

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: aye
79. Had Alcohol: aye
80. Smoked: aye
81. Ran Away From Home: aye
82. Broken a bone: not yet.. almost
83. Got an X-ray: aye..scary..
84. Been with someone: aye
85. Broken Someones Heart: not sure..hope not xx
86. Broke Up With Someone: aye
87. Cried When Someone Died? aye =(
88. Cried At School: aye - mostly wit laugher lol!

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: dunno - sometimes
90. Miracles: not sure..
91. Love At First sight: aye
92. Ghosts: aye
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: aye
95. Heaven: fink so..?
96. Hell: after bein wit sum folk aye!
97. Angels: aye (my friends =)!)
98. Kissing on The First Date: depends hoo it is lol
99. Horoscopes: the one on meh bebo page has been kinda right!

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? - iv got him.. Love yooh Fraser xxx

Super Malreaser Woman: Episode One! - By the Awesome LJ Brodie

One summers day at exactly 12:31pm Agnus and Betsy were taking a gentle stroll in the park talking about Betsy's recent hip replacement, which was sponsored by the pound shop.
They suddenly bumped into Nikki and Gillian who were high. Nikki tricked Gillian into taking a drug that can turn you into a man and your name automatically turns to Bob.
Agnus spotted that Gillian was not her 'peace loving' self who loved to hug trees and could only think of one person to call...
SUPER MALTEASER WOMAN!!!
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do...
SUPER MALTEASER WOMAN!!
As Agnus was just finishing the word "-MAN!", Super Malteaser Woman and her trusty sidekick Crunchy Boi (Daniel) came to the rescue.
"Hey... you... Nikki!" Shouted SMW, "You turned my Hippie into a Bobby! That is very bad... So you must be turned into a Euglena!"
Nikki, with a peculiar confused look on her face, had no idea what SMW just said, "Go ahead then Choccy woman!"
So with a BANG! a POOF and a PLOP PLOP PLOP! Nikki was turned into a weird (unicellular organism) virus.
"Ha, ha" cried SMW, "You are now ugly, slimy and really weird looking. Now be gone!"
Nikki then turned and slithered away like a loser.
Super Malteaser Woman magically healed Gillian back to a Hippie who loved peace and hugging trees, then flew away with Crunchie Boi.
Agnus and Betsy, who watched the whole thing, hobbled away back to the nursing home to have tea and scones.
And everyone lived happily ever after thanks to
SUPER MALTEASER WOMAN!!

-LJ. x

p.s - if yooh do not understand my auxsum story its becuase yooh dont know any of our jokes.. lol.. but dont feel bad.. yoor still cool! xx

[ nikki - this aint no threat ti yooh babe.. its just sumthin i thought aboot! lol! love yooh! x x ]

( ) stayed single for the whole year
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) dated someone twice
( ) made-out for the first time
(x) made-out in/on a car
( ) dyed your hair
( ) had a major illness
( ) got dumped
(x) dumped someone
(x) got cheated on
( ) played an instrument
( ) say i love you and didnt mean it
( ) almost died
(x) kissed in the snow
(x) fell/been in love
( ) had your heart broken
( ) broke someone elses heart
(x) had a stalker
(x) had a good relationship with someone
( ) someone questioned your sexual orientation
( ) came out of the closet
( ) gotten pregnant
( ) gotten someone else pregnant lol
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
(x) dated someone youll never forget
( ) done something youve regretted
( ) lost someone youre close to
( ) lost faith in love
( ) kissed under mistletoe

WORK/SCHOOL
( ) got a promotion
( ) got a pay raise
( ) changed jobs
( ) lost your job
(x) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
( ) got straight As
( ) met one teacher you really like
( ) met one teacher you really hated
( ) failed a class
(x) cut class
(x) skipped school
(x) got into a fight with a classmate
( ) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
(x) proved yourself an idiot
(x) embarrassed yourself in front of the class
( ) fell in love with a teacher
( ) got a part in the school play
(x) were involved in something youll never forget

OTHER
( ) painted a picture
( ) wrote a poem
(x) listened to music you couldnt stand
( ) double-dipped
( ) skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
( ) went camping
(x) threw a surprise party
(x) laughed till you cried
(x) laughed till you peed in your pants -- NOT LITERALLY! --
(x) flirted shamelessly
( ) visited a foreign country
( ) visited a new state
(x) cooked a disastrous meal
( ) lost something important to you
(x) got a gift you adore
(x) drank something
( )got arrested