Yeah because it was believed that AIDS was contracted from the monkeys. Not the band but the animal. And we just wanted to deal with that issue - just a couple of points. Just changing the attitude towards AIDS from being 'Eww AIDSy' to more like 'Oh! Fun monkey disease!

And it was so cold, and so scary in there, that Albi began to cry. Dragon tears. Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!

I heard that their periods attract bears, BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION!

LOUD NOISES!!!

Hi, I'm Ron Burgandy...and I look gooooood. Hey everybody, come and see how good I look!

Would you like to come to the pants party?

L is for life and what would life be without love... O is for O WOW!... V is for how very normal this is which im still fine with by the way... E!!

If I were a guy and.... Did I just say 'If I were a guy?'

[Joey] Well what's heads and what's tails? [Chandler] Well if you don't know that then I don't wanna do this with you!

Giggidy giggidy giggidy huh huh alright!

'If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.'

Well hello lips, legs, breast and ass!

You must be a Parking Ticket, cause you got fine written alll over YOU

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Olivia: You *are* the weakest link. Goodbye. Stewie;Aha ha ha. Oh, gosh that's funny. That's really funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And yet, you have taken that and used it out of context, to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. Mmm, that's so fresh too. Any titanic jokes you want to throw at me while we're hitting these at the height of their popularity? Hmm? Cause... I'm here. God you're SO funny.

Brian: You're Drunk. Stewie: You're Sexy.