NORTHSIDE LEAVING CERT
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> >MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
> >IN THE NORTHSIDE OF DUBLIN
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> >NAME _________________________
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> >NICK-NAME ____________________
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> >GANG NAME ____________________
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> >1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinno for 300 Euro
and 90 grams to Tomo for 90 Euro a gram,what is the street value of the rest of
his hold?
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> >2. Anto pimps 3 brassers. If the price is 40 Euro a royde, how many roydes
per day must each brasser perform to support Vinno's 500 Euro a day crack habit?
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> >3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for 7,000 Euro, to make
a 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?
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> >4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got €350,000 for the hit. If his
common law wife spends €33,100 per month, how much money will be left when he
gets out of the 'Joy?
> >Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Christy get for killing the
slapper that spent his money?
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> >5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square metres and the average
letter is 1 square metre, how many letters can be sprayed with an eight fluid
ounce can of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?
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> >6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates away at a speed of 35 mph,
Eamo loads his brother’s gun. If it takes Eamo 20 seconds to load the gun, how
far will Liamo have travelled when he gets whacked?
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> >SOUTH SIDE LEAVING CERT
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MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
> >IN THE SOUTHSIDE OF DUBLIN
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> >SCHOOL____________________
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> >DADDY'S COMPANY___________
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> >1. Julian smashes up the old man's car, causing x amount of damage and
killing three people. The old man asks his local TD to intervene in the court
system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of y. The
difference between x and y is three times the life insurance settlement for the
three dead people. What kind of car is Julian driving now?
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> >2. Chloe's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand
products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course of a
month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Chloe doesn't even
notice the difference. Is she thick or what?
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> >3. Roly fancies the arse off a certain number of tarts, but he only has
enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious. If he has 14 Rohypnol, how is
he ever going to shag the other two-thirds?
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> >4. If Savannah throws up four times a day for a week she can fit a size 8
Versace. If she only throws up three times a day for two weeks, she has to make
do with a size 10 Dolce et Gabbano. How much does liposuction cost?
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> >5. Alexander is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he fancies
women. On the other days he fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners. However he
only has access to the Hoover every third week. When does his Sunday Independent
column start?
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COUNTRY LEAVING CERT
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> >MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
> >OUTSIDE DUBLIN
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> >Name: Paddy/Mary _________________________
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> >1. If Paddy Joe Murphy drove a Massey Ferguson through PaddyJohn’s turnip
crop at 10miles an hour. What colour was Paddy John’s tractor?
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> >2. If John Joe likes Mary and Mary likes Paddy, how much is a pint of stout
in O'Brien’s at the crossroads?
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> >3. Paddy Joe Mahoney has 25 sheep, 10 cows, 12 hens, a cockerel and 6 geese.
John Joe has 12 sheep, 18 cows and 12 pigs. How much does Paddy Joe offer to
John Joe for a dowry for Mary?
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