The biggest congrats to my niece Kate and her husband Andrew on the birth of their new baby son "baby" Carson on 12/05/09. 7lb 7oz of bouncing smiling happy wee man...!!! That officially makes me a great auntie again...!!!!!

Updates WILL follow as I'm proud as punch....COME ON BRING IT ON...!!!!!!!

Oh no just had a thought, another birthday to remember......lol


REMEMBER THE DATE FOLKS 12/05/09......

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
..But she didn't wear that one often.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies, you dumb ass'

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again..

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock..
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh shit, it's Global Warming.

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

Well folks we have started a wee BAND in loving memory of Lacey.... Feel fee to search for it and leave a signature in the guest book, nothing bad please her um is the owner of the page.... search in BANDS for <Wee-Lacey Bo> and you should find it..... Cheers to those folk who sign the guestbook and for anyone who leaves a negative message... REMEMBER I WILL HUNT U DOWN AND MAKE U EAT UR MESSAGE.... REMEMBER THAT......