Wazza Devine
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Male, 21,
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- from London, then Craigbane, then Glasvegas baby!
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- Member since: February 2005
- Last active: 6 days ago
- www.bebo.com/beardywaz
- Tagline
- aint i pretty
- Me, Myself, and I
- Were it not for the presence of the unwashed and the half-educated, the formless, queer and incomplete, the unreasonable and absurd, the infinite shapes of the delightful human tadpole, the horizon would not wear so wide a grin.
Man is a universe within himself.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
- Music
- Tool//Muse//Last Orders and Horspower//Led Zeplin//Jose Gonzalez//Rodrigo y Gabriella//Jeff Buckley//Joe Purdy//Queens of the Stoneage//ZZ Top//Foo's//Chili's//Rolling Stones//Floggin Molly//Arctic Monkeys//James Brown//Johnny Cash//Mars Volta//System of a Down//Prodigy//Outcast//Santa
na//Audioslave and Rage Against the Machine//Creedence Clearwater Revival//Eagles//Dire Straits//Bruce Springsteen//Bob Marley//Madness//Pearl Jam//Alice in Chains//Soundgarden//Temple of the Dog//Stone Temple Pilots//Iggy Pop//Primus//Coldplay//Bloc Party//Thin Lizzy//Johnny Lee Hooker//Marvin Gaye//Dj Shadow//Incubus//Damien Rice....The London Philharmonic Orchestra and many more i like all music juz not pop - Films
- 300//Last of The Mohicans//Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas//Requiem for a Dream//The Science of Sleep//Romeo and Juliet//Transformers//The Big Lebowski//Road House//Pulp fiction//Resevoir Dogs//Micheal//Snatch//Pirate
s of the Carribean//25th Hour//Phenomenon//Walk the Line//Shawskank Redemtion(also a good book)//Sin City//Devils Advocate//Carlitos Way//Life of Brian//Super Troopers//K-Pax//The Matrix's//The l.o.t.r//The Star Wars//One Flew Over a Cuckoos Nest//Fightclub//Scarface//Go
odfellas//Donnie(Brasko and Darko)//Casino//Popeye//Once Upon a Time in New York//Sleepers//The Godfathers//American history X//The Wind That Shakes the Barley.....theres quite a few more i cant think of. - things that aint not half bad....isnt
- Drinkin and havin a shmoke with mates while everyone sits around chattin, or chillin te music. Piped watching marenghi or partridge or any number of classics. Surrounded by mates. sarsacm. reading. surprises. presents. warm welcomes. appreciation. sense of worth.
- Hate
- Trying to think of things to write in the "i like/i hate" section of ur bebo and facebook, BIG BROTHER, recessions
- Authors
- Stephen King(and of course Richard Batchman), Dean Koontz(and of course K.R Dwyer or one of his many other pseudonyms), David Gemmel, David Eddings, Dan Brown, Wilbur Smith, J.R.T, Hunter.S.Thompson, Chuck Palahnuik, Con Iggulden, Kirstein Britain, John Grisham, Phillip Pullman. If you ever get the chance, read The Kite Runner, its famous for a reason
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Bands i've Seen Live
A – Arctic monkeys(x2), Audioslave, Ash, The Automatic, Alabama 3, Amy Winehouse, Aphex Twin
B – Bloc Party(x2), Biffy Clyro, Basement Jaxx, Blatant Fly(xlots). The Bravery, Boyz Noize, Battles
C – The Coral, Chris Cornell, The Chemical Brothers, Citizen Snips, Counting Crows
D – Death from Above 1979, Damien Marley, Deep Dish, Dirty Pretty Things
E – Eagles of Death Metal
F – Foo Fighter’s(x2), Floggin Molly(x3), Feeder, Fratellis, Franz Ferdinand, Face Down, Fugasi, Fatboy Slim, Fight Like Apes, The Fratellis
G – Goldfrapp, Green Day, Groove Armada
H – Horsepower
I – Ian Brown
J – John Frusciante, Jose Gonzalez, James Brown(x2), Jimmy Eat World
K – Kaiser Chief’s, Kasabian, Keane, The Killers, The Kooks(x2), Kate Nash, KINGS OF LEON!
L – Last Orders, Ladytron
M – Muse, The Magic Numbers, Maximo Park, Mastodon, Mindless Self Indulgence, MSTRKRFT
N – Nine Inch Nails, N.E.R.D, Newton Faulkner
O – The Ordinary Boys
P – Placebo, Prodigy(x2), Pendulum, Paul Oakenfold, P J Harvey, Pharell Williams, Primal Scream, The Pixies, Paddy Casey
Q – Queens of the Stoneage(x3)
R – Red Hot Chili Peppers(x3), Rodrigo y Gabriella(x2), Razorlight, Richard Ashcroft, Radiohead, R.E.M, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!
S – Snoop Dogg, Sandi Thom, The Stranglers(x2), The Streets, The Strokes, Soulfly, Stereophonics, Seasick Steve
T – Tool, Dj Tiesto(x2)
U – Union Underground, The Undertones, Underworld
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W – We Are Scientists, The Who
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Z – The Zutons(x2)
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A little ditty. feel free to add on....
TO BE SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "PETER RABBIT".
Boyd is in the garden with a stomach full of e’s, tard is on the front porch with his head between his knees,
Jeff is running mad and wazza is a fucking sleaze,
We all love getting fuck-o’d.
Alans sipping cider with a great amount of ease, frank is on the dance floor tryn to work the cheese, craigys quite fucked-off because his woman lost his keys,
We all love fucking Glasgow
Kerr is in manchester shaggin loadsa chicks, pio’s jumped in 'vady by a nova fulla dicks, nicki gets the ladies cos he’s got a massive prick,
The lads are back in iiireland
Tank is down in Cardiff getting loads of slutty hole, cain is stealing blond girls from the land of Portugal, matt’s a fat black bastard and where the fuck is bowl?
The craic is always niiinety
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How to make women happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Give head
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer1 Comment 978 days
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| Name : |   Warren Devine | |
| Nick Name : |   Wazza, Bear | |
| Birthdate : |   16/07/88 | |
| Birthplace: |   London | |
| Current Location: |   Glasgow | |
| Eye Color: |   Steel Blue | |
| Hair Color: |   Dirty Blonde | |
| Height: |   5'8'' or there abouts | |
| Weight: |   fluctuate around 13,14,15 | |
| Piercings: |   nope | |
| Tatoos: |   2 | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   Long Distance Relationship | |
| Vehicle: |   nope | |
| Overused Phrase: |   "hows it goin?" | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   Steak | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   O'Briens Steakhouse | |
| Candy: |   I'm diggin peanut butter kitkats at the mo | |
| Number: |   19 | |
| Color: |   Green | |
| Animal: |   White Tiger | |
| Drink: |   White Russian | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   Legs, Eyes, Smile, Ass | |
| Perfume: |   dunno, whatever julie wears | |
| TV Show: |   Scrubs | |
| Music Album: |   Too many | |
| Movie: |   Too many | |
| Actor/Actress: |   Johnny Depp | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   Coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   BK everytime | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   Hot Chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   ummmm both | |
| Dog or Cat: |   Either | |
| Rap or Punk: |   Bits of both | |
| Summer or Winter: |   Winter, although im startin to change my mind | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   Funny | |
| Love or Money: |   Love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   In past 6 months, never before 4 in mornin | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   Boyhood in Craigbane | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   Smile apparently | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   What time is it? | |
| Ambition: |   Save the world | |
| Best Friends: |   Don't wanna insult anyone by forgettin em | |
| Weakness: |   No direction or motivation....laziness | |
| Fears: |   Wouldnt you like to know | |
| Longest relationship: |   Current, hard to measure | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   No | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   Yes | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   Yes | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   Yes | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   Yes | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   Who hasnt? | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   Not lately | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   Green | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   Don't mind, can't resist a redhead though | |
| Short or Long: |   Long | |
| Height: |   half an inch or so smaller then me | |
| Style: |   Cool, Sense of humour | |
| Looks or Personality: |   Both matter but Personality is the main one | |
| Hot or Cute |   Cute | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   Healthy | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   Egypt, Holland | |
| How do you want to Die: |   Protecting someone i love | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   Yup | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   Yup | |
| Health Freak: |   Nope lol | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   No | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   Dunno, in some ways | |
| Want to go to College: |   At uni now | |
| Do you Smoke: |   Not cigerettes | |
| Do you Drink: |   Yup, not so much lately due to funding difficulties | |
| Shower Daily: |   Pretty much | |
| Been in Love: |   Am | |
| Do you Sing: |   I like to | |
| Want to get Married: |   Yup | |
| Do you want Children: |   Someday definately | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: |   18 | |
| Hate anyone: |   Hate's a strong word. but aye maybe | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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Th Divine Leona18 weeks agohappy b day. how long u home 4?
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23 weeks ago
-Amy-
yuss i have seen that ginger bearded one once!
ONCE!
not good enough lol
went out for dinner with MY family, for his bday!!
hes all grown up lol
summer is good so far!
hows urs? any planzzzz???
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31 weeks ago via Mobile
Gorgenberry Flopflop
Thats some succesful bebo stalkin
nope, facebook is more of an english thing. Mite hav set 1 up years ago, must check that out...hows u, missin us lovely belfast folk?
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LipPhil38 weeks agodurty heathan! Did you's hear him going out the windy or what? OR just realised what happened after?
1-way ticket booked te auckland
and a 12 month vista issued
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LipPhil39 weeks agoROBBED?! tell me the story!
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Supernova Glasgow39 weeks ago
Friday 6TH March @ The Arches
Supernova featuring Mr. C + Radioactive Man + Sunday Circus (Residents)
www.myspace.com/mrcsuperfreq
£12 in advance (Tickets Scotland)
N-B: Steve Lawler reschceduled ... More infos coming soon
Come & Join us ?
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Jo Lo-Pico40 weeks agohey, jus after leavin u a comment on facebook!! lol, but thank u, had such a great bday!! Clares takin me 2 london nxt week, n jays takin me 2 paris in april, so got well spoilt, lol!
Wots up with u?? xx -
Aimie Leckie42 weeks agocomment is but it is true!!!
how you getting on in sunny glasgow??
Im still in belfast and bak to uni tomorrow, the joys!!! -
Jo Lo-Pico42 weeks agoAww my becomin a doctor is going gud!! realy enjoying mi attachments n stuff, n back up in belfast dis semester so it'l b fun!!
Everybodys gud, nothin new reali! Hows everyone in ur family doin?
This ur final year now?
Out partyin much? xx -
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Jo Lo-Pico
helo helo!!
Long time no speak!! Howz tings with u?? U back over in uni yet??
any new craic?? x -
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LipPhil43 weeks agoYea man i died a death the next day too. Was a good night though lol
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Holy Bumholy!
how they heck are you? Had a nice Christmas but had to work too much boo!
what about you? Hows Uni going?
I'm at tech doin a course to get into Uni lol fun times
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Kirstine Sarah McC45 weeks agoi think its a man called mr.wilson
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John Hart
naw mate quite 1 the night, got my matress in the livin room so just chillin lol. johnnys away home 2 so thinkin about hiring a few polish strippers and havin myself a wee party. tried callin ye earlier, lookin forward t you gettin ur arse back over here boss. be seein you soon.
I'll have a wee present waitin for you as soon as you get in the door
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-Amy-47 weeks agosanta was indeed excellent to me
was he good to you?
any plans for new years?
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47 weeks ago
-Amy-
brendan's homestead is a breast of fresh air lol
its pretty much my own homestead!
(what a good word! lol)
yeh if it snowed itd be cless
there was no build up to it
just crept up on ye!
well i hope santa's good to you!
merry xmas
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Im no artist!
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