Wazza Devine

if i didnt have so many pictures on this thing id delete it

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  • from London, then Craigbane, then Glasvegas baby!
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About Me

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aint i pretty
Me, Myself, and I
Were it not for the presence of the unwashed and the half-educated, the formless, queer and incomplete, the unreasonable and absurd, the infinite shapes of the delightful human tadpole, the horizon would not wear so wide a grin.

Man is a universe within himself.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
The Other Half Of Me
Alan Jackson

Alan Jackson

He's ginger, but he still revs my engine

Music
Tool//Muse//Last Orders and Horspower//Led Zeplin//Jose Gonzalez//Rodrigo y Gabriella//Jeff Buckley//Joe Purdy//Queens of the Stoneage//ZZ Top//Foo's//Chili's//Rolling Stones//Floggin Molly//Arctic Monkeys//James Brown//Johnny Cash//Mars Volta//System of a Down//Prodigy//Outcast//Santa
 na//Audioslave and Rage Against the Machine//Creedence Clearwater Revival//Eagles//Dire Straits//Bruce Springsteen//Bob Marley//Madness//Pearl Jam//Alice in Chains//Soundgarden//Temple of the Dog//Stone Temple Pilots//Iggy Pop//Primus//Coldplay//Bloc Party//Thin Lizzy//Johnny Lee Hooker//Marvin Gaye//Dj Shadow//Incubus//Damien Rice....The London Philharmonic Orchestra and many more i like all music juz not pop
Films
300//Last of The Mohicans//Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas//Requiem for a Dream//The Science of Sleep//Romeo and Juliet//Transformers//The Big Lebowski//Road House//Pulp fiction//Resevoir Dogs//Micheal//Snatch//Pirate
 s of the Carribean//25th Hour//Phenomenon//Walk the Line//Shawskank Redemtion(also a good book)//Sin City//Devils Advocate//Carlitos Way//Life of Brian//Super Troopers//K-Pax//The Matrix's//The l.o.t.r//The Star Wars//One Flew Over a Cuckoos Nest//Fightclub//Scarface//Go
 odfellas//Donnie(Brasko and Darko)//Casino//Popeye//Once Upon a Time in New York//Sleepers//The Godfathers//American history X//The Wind That Shakes the Barley.....theres quite a few more i cant think of.
things that aint not half bad....isnt
Drinkin and havin a shmoke with mates while everyone sits around chattin, or chillin te music. Piped watching marenghi or partridge or any number of classics. Surrounded by mates. sarsacm. reading. surprises. presents. warm welcomes. appreciation. sense of worth.
Hate
Trying to think of things to write in the "i like/i hate" section of ur bebo and facebook, BIG BROTHER, recessions
Authors
Stephen King(and of course Richard Batchman), Dean Koontz(and of course K.R Dwyer or one of his many other pseudonyms), David Gemmel, David Eddings, Dan Brown, Wilbur Smith, J.R.T, Hunter.S.Thompson, Chuck Palahnuik, Con Iggulden, Kirstein Britain, John Grisham, Phillip Pullman. If you ever get the chance, read The Kite Runner, its famous for a reason
My Dreams
Don't ask

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  • Bands i've Seen Live


    A – Arctic monkeys(x2), Audioslave, Ash, The Automatic, Alabama 3, Amy Winehouse, Aphex Twin

    B – Bloc Party(x2), Biffy Clyro, Basement Jaxx, Blatant Fly(xlots). The Bravery, Boyz Noize, Battles

    C – The Coral, Chris Cornell, The Chemical Brothers, Citizen Snips, Counting Crows

    D – Death from Above 1979, Damien Marley, Deep Dish, Dirty Pretty Things

    E – Eagles of Death Metal

    F – Foo Fighter’s(x2), Floggin Molly(x3), Feeder, Fratellis, Franz Ferdinand, Face Down, Fugasi, Fatboy Slim, Fight Like Apes, The Fratellis

    G – Goldfrapp, Green Day, Groove Armada

    H – Horsepower

    I – Ian Brown

    J – John Frusciante, Jose Gonzalez, James Brown(x2), Jimmy Eat World

    K – Kaiser Chief’s, Kasabian, Keane, The Killers, The Kooks(x2), Kate Nash, KINGS OF LEON!

    L – Last Orders, Ladytron

    M – Muse, The Magic Numbers, Maximo Park, Mastodon, Mindless Self Indulgence, MSTRKRFT

    N – Nine Inch Nails, N.E.R.D, Newton Faulkner

    O – The Ordinary Boys

    P – Placebo, Prodigy(x2), Pendulum, Paul Oakenfold, P J Harvey, Pharell Williams, Primal Scream, The Pixies, Paddy Casey

    Q – Queens of the Stoneage(x3)

    R – Red Hot Chili Peppers(x3), Rodrigo y Gabriella(x2), Razorlight, Richard Ashcroft, Radiohead, R.E.M, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!

    S – Snoop Dogg, Sandi Thom, The Stranglers(x2), The Streets, The Strokes, Soulfly, Stereophonics, Seasick Steve

    T – Tool, Dj Tiesto(x2)

    U – Union Underground, The Undertones, Underworld

    V -

    W – We Are Scientists, The Who

    X -

    Y -

    Z – The Zutons(x2)

    # - 2 Many Dj's

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  • A little ditty. feel free to add on....

    TO BE SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "PETER RABBIT".


    Boyd is in the garden with a stomach full of e’s, tard is on the front porch with his head between his knees,
    Jeff is running mad and wazza is a fucking sleaze,

    We all love getting fuck-o’d.

    Alans sipping cider with a great amount of ease, frank is on the dance floor tryn to work the cheese, craigys quite fucked-off because his woman lost his keys,

    We all love fucking Glasgow

    Kerr is in manchester shaggin loadsa chicks, pio’s jumped in 'vady by a nova fulla dicks, nicki gets the ladies cos he’s got a massive prick,

    The lads are back in iiireland

    Tank is down in Cardiff getting loads of slutty hole, cain is stealing blond girls from the land of Portugal, matt’s a fat black bastard and where the fuck is bowl?

    The craic is always niiinety

    4 Comments 890 days

  • How to make women happy

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Give head
    2. Bring food
    3. Bring beer

    1 Comment 978 days

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Name :   Warren Devine
Nick Name :   Wazza, Bear
Birthdate :   16/07/88
Birthplace:   London
Current Location:   Glasgow
Eye Color:   Steel Blue
Hair Color:   Dirty Blonde
Height:   5'8'' or there abouts
Weight:   fluctuate around 13,14,15
Piercings:   nope
Tatoos:   2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Long Distance Relationship
Vehicle:   nope
Overused Phrase:   "hows it goin?"
FAVORITES
Food:   Steak
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   O'Briens Steakhouse
Candy:   I'm diggin peanut butter kitkats at the mo
Number:   19
Color:   Green
Animal:   White Tiger
Drink:   White Russian
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Legs, Eyes, Smile, Ass
Perfume:   dunno, whatever julie wears
TV Show:   Scrubs
Music Album:   Too many
Movie:   Too many
Actor/Actress:   Johnny Depp
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   BK everytime
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   ummmm both
Dog or Cat:   Either
Rap or Punk:   Bits of both
Summer or Winter:   Winter, although im startin to change my mind
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   In past 6 months, never before 4 in mornin
Most Missed Memory:   Boyhood in Craigbane
Best phyiscal feature:   Smile apparently
First Thought Waking Up:   What time is it?
Ambition:   Save the world
Best Friends:   Don't wanna insult anyone by forgettin em
Weakness:   No direction or motivation....laziness
Fears:   Wouldnt you like to know
Longest relationship:   Current, hard to measure
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   No
Ever been beaten up:   Yes
Ever beaten someone up:   Yes
Ever Shoplifted:   Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped:   Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Who hasnt?
Been Dumped Lately:   Not lately
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Green
Favorite Hair Color:   Don't mind, can't resist a redhead though
Short or Long:   Long
Height:   half an inch or so smaller then me
Style:   Cool, Sense of humour
Looks or Personality:   Both matter but Personality is the main one
Hot or Cute   Cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Healthy
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Egypt, Holland
How do you want to Die:   Protecting someone i love
Been to the Mall Lately:   Yup
Get along with your Parents:   Yup
Health Freak:   Nope lol
Do you think your Attractive:   No
Believe in Yourself:   Dunno, in some ways
Want to go to College:   At uni now
Do you Smoke:   Not cigerettes
Do you Drink:   Yup, not so much lately due to funding difficulties
Shower Daily:   Pretty much
Been in Love:   Am
Do you Sing:   I like to
Want to get Married:   Yup
Do you want Children:   Someday definately
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   18
Hate anyone:   Hate's a strong word. but aye maybe
Get Your Own survey.....

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  • Th Divine Leona
    Th Divine Leona

    happy b day. how long u home 4?

    18 weeks ago
  • -Amy-
    luv -Amy-

    yuss i have seen that ginger bearded one once!
    ONCE!
    not good enough lol

    went out for dinner with MY family, for his bday!!
    hes all grown up lol

    summer is good so far!
    hows urs? any planzzzz???
    xxxx

    23 weeks ago
  • Gorgenberry Flopflop
    Gorgenberry Flopflop

    Thats some succesful bebo stalkin ;) nope, facebook is more of an english thing. Mite hav set 1 up years ago, must check that out...hows u, missin us lovely belfast folk? :D

    31 weeks ago via Mobile
  • LipPhil
    LipPhil

    durty heathan! Did you's hear him going out the windy or what? OR just realised what happened after?
    1-way ticket booked te auckland :) and a 12 month vista issued :)

    38 weeks ago
  • LipPhil
    LipPhil

    ROBBED?! tell me the story!

    39 weeks ago
  • Supernova Glasgow
    Supernova Glasgow


    Friday 6TH March @ The Arches

    Supernova featuring Mr. C + Radioactive Man + Sunday Circus (Residents)
    www.myspace.com/mrcsuperfreq

    £12 in advance (Tickets Scotland)

    N-B: Steve Lawler reschceduled ... More infos coming soon

    Come & Join us ?

    Coming soon CAGEDBABY + I am Blip (Live Set) .

    39 weeks ago
  • Jo Lo-Pico
    Jo Lo-Pico

    hey, jus after leavin u a comment on facebook!! lol, but thank u, had such a great bday!! Clares takin me 2 london nxt week, n jays takin me 2 paris in april, so got well spoilt, lol!

    Wots up with u?? xx

    40 weeks ago
  • Aimie Leckie
    Aimie Leckie

    comment is but it is true!!!
    how you getting on in sunny glasgow??
    Im still in belfast and bak to uni tomorrow, the joys!!!

    42 weeks ago
  • Jo Lo-Pico
    Jo Lo-Pico

    Aww my becomin a doctor is going gud!! realy enjoying mi attachments n stuff, n back up in belfast dis semester so it'l b fun!!

    Everybodys gud, nothin new reali! Hows everyone in ur family doin?
    This ur final year now?

    Out partyin much? xx

    42 weeks ago
  • Jo Lo-Pico
    luv Jo Lo-Pico

    helo helo!!

    Long time no speak!! Howz tings with u?? U back over in uni yet??
    any new craic?? x

    43 weeks ago
  • Cain Fletcher 43 weeks ago
  • LipPhil
    LipPhil

    Yea man i died a death the next day too. Was a good night though lol

    43 weeks ago
  • Cain Fletcher
    luv Cain Fletcher

    check out the eastenders vid on my profile. after the theme tune it gets pureee funny

    44 weeks ago
  • Aims
    luv Aims

    Holy Bumholy!
    how they heck are you? Had a nice Christmas but had to work too much boo!
    what about you? Hows Uni going?
    I'm at tech doin a course to get into Uni lol fun times
    xx

    44 weeks ago
  • Kirstine Sarah McC
    Kirstine Sarah McC

    i think its a man called mr.wilson



    :)

    45 weeks ago
  • Cain Fletcher 45 weeks ago
  • John Hart
    luv John Hart

    naw mate quite 1 the night, got my matress in the livin room so just chillin lol. johnnys away home 2 so thinkin about hiring a few polish strippers and havin myself a wee party. tried callin ye earlier, lookin forward t you gettin ur arse back over here boss. be seein you soon.

    I'll have a wee present waitin for you as soon as you get in the door ;)

    45 weeks ago
  • -Amy-
    -Amy-

    santa was indeed excellent to me :)
    was he good to you?
    any plans for new years?
    xxx

    47 weeks ago
  • -Amy-
    luv -Amy-

    brendan's homestead is a breast of fresh air lol
    its pretty much my own homestead!
    (what a good word! lol)

    yeh if it snowed itd be cless
    there was no build up to it
    just crept up on ye!

    well i hope santa's good to you!

    merry xmas :)

    xxx

    47 weeks ago