- R.I.P declan. still missin you
- Me, Myself, and I
- i'm still a little drunk from earlier so if I skip over the witty banter and move straight on to coming on to you I hope you don't take offense.
in life there are 2 things to worry about
weather u are well or u are ill
if u are well then there is nothing to worry about
but if ur ill there is 2 things to worry about
weather u go to heaven or hell
if u go to heaven there is nothing to worry about
but if u hell, u will be so damn busy shaking hands with friends
that have gone before u, u wont have time to worry
so why worry!!!!!!!!
a woman is like a dog
it doesnt matter how nice u are to them
the bitch will still bite u!
impotency is gods way of
allowing a man to just say NO!
men want a one nite stand because
u only have to listen to the bitch
moan for one nite
if women had a heart
they wouldnt find it funny
when a man gets kicked in the nuts!
yes i am sick of women
they make the phrase
"till do us part" a challenge
which is why i
- about me
- well im mick. im in college in waterford. im too lazy to be writin this shit so watever u want to no just ask
- d list is endless. but i hate dat soppy romance bollox
- no longer into athletics. too lazy, but i still shoot and play chess
- Scared Of
- still scared of work but reciently told i was afraid of comittment (some insane prick told me, idiot)
- Happiest When
- drinkin, eatin, messin round, in bed and asleep
- i hate....
- clingy people, depressing people, people without a sence of humour, people who cant take a hint, people who think they are always right, bitchy and backstabbin people, ignorant people, sluts, tramps, girls who exploit the fact that they are gud lookin, girls that play hard to get and girls who string u along. oh and sprouts and liver. they are the worst
- i like...
- ford cars, fun people, people who will talk to you and arnt shy to share an opinion, people who like a good nite out and I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE BEER, I LOVE B
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MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
Cnn also says swollowing may keep a woman from getting breast cancer
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
a fuckin goodyear!
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
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i love my focus but its costin me a bit too get it on the road so i decided to see how much so far
buy the car €580
service the car €140
2 new tyres €0 (present )
chrome trim €110
wiper motor €50
wing mirror €80
and wing €300
price so far €3085
(more parts still to be got)
0 Comments 194 weeks
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you idiot!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're
really not going to like
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. ! I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?>
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to
have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex
with you within the next 3 minutes.
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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