Ali P

Just been told at work to start a food diary for a nutrition test - what a day to have 2 hotdogs for breakfast!

62 weeks ago | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 26, Luv 18
  • from Yemen
  • Down for Whatever
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  • Member since: February 2005
  • Last active: 14 weeks ago
  • www.bebo.com/masterpzz

About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Things I've learned in my life:

There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 17 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
Music
You got to know when to hold'em, Know when to fold'em,
Know when to walk away, Know when to cry.
You never count your money, when your sitting at the table
Films
Total geek. Proud owner and frequent user of the ugc card. Every film gets a fair try. Will Ferrel, keep on trucking. 59 films now. Hot Fuzz, Great
Sports
Not afraid to try anything
Scared Of
Sports
Happiest When
contradicting myself
The Problem
Sex is like MATH.
You ADD the bed
SUBTRACT the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and MULTIPY
Insight
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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    Are you ready for Freshers craziness Ali P ??

    If you haven't yet seen our line up of great events where have you been??

    Party starts Tuesday night with a Foam Party - yes you heard right!! Time to whip out the bikinis ;)

    For a full list of events check out our blog on any of the Garage bebo pages,as well as the facebook and official website!

    Plus** our amazing PRs will be at your unis for the whole of the next two weeks with goodies and great chat!

    What else do you need to persuade you eh??

    Remember G2 love you....and it's a Saturday so you better be in tonight!! ;)

    Peace xx

    10 weeks ago
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    Well we're feeling nice again Ali P !!

    How do you fancy a free guestlist plus 1 for tonight??

    Send us your name with a big pretty please and we'll see what we can do for you ;) G2 does love you afterall!

    Hopefully see you tonight,and don't forget to start getting your costumes ready for our Superheroes night on the 4th of August!!

    G2 xxx

    18 weeks ago
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    Right Ali P it's a friday so you know what that means!!

    We think it's time for a usual awesome night in The Garage! <cough cough G2 ;) > Start your weekend in style with drinks from £1! And don't forget the Summer Sizzlers with double premium spirits for just £3!!

    And seeing as we're feeling thaaat nice we're goin to offer free guestlists plus 1 to a select few of you ;)

    Soo...who wants in for free tonight??
    Comment back or send us a private mail,just be quick!

    G2 xx

    20 weeks ago
  • Sunday Sesh
    Sunday Sesh

    BoHo & Sunday Sex presents...

    WEST END FESTIVAL MARDI GRAS AFTERPARTY

    DOORS FROM 5PM
    Kids welcome til 8pm...!

    Live DJ's on the terrace

    2-4-1 Mojitos
    Ice Cold Beers
    Auntie Val's BBQ
    Ali P Dancing like noone's watching

    FREE B4 10.30pm, £5 after.

    23 weeks ago
  • Sunday Sesh
    Sunday Sesh

    BOHO's First EVER Beach Party

    Bank Holiday Sunday 24th May

    That Tall Guy playing Chart / Hip Hop / House / Indie / Electro

    Sexy Sun Party Games on the Stage with a Cage, with cash prizes...!

    Complimentary Cocktails from BoHo's very own Hula Girls...!

    Shorts, Bikini's, Flip Flops, Sunglasses, Hawaiian Shirts, Beach Balls, Rubber Rings, Bucket and Spade, Beach Towel, Ali P, bring them...!

    Entry £6 / £4 Students or Beachwear
    Free B4 11pm...!

    Doors 10.30 - 3AM

    27 weeks ago
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    Ali P ...

    J'aime faire la fête ! me joint !

    29 weeks ago
  • Sunday Sesh
    Sunday Sesh

    Important Message for Ali P

    SUNDAY SEX presents...

    BANK HOLIDAY BANTER

    SUNDAY 3rd MAY 09

    THAT TALL GUY playing Chart / Hip Hop / House / Electro

    Party Games on the Stage with a Cage with some Awesome prizes

    Doors 10pm-3am

    Entry £6 / £4 Students

    FREE B4 10.30...!

    29 weeks ago
  • Sunday Sesh
    Sunday Sesh

    Boho Easter EGGsrtavaganza!

    FUNK-A-FLEX Vs. SUNDAY SEX

    This Sunday 12th April.

    Celebrate the biggest bank holiday of the year in style with Friday night Resident Dj ROBIN B playing off against Sunday sex Dj "THAT TALL GUY" to see EGGxactly who's got what it takes to pack the dance floor!

    Free Easter eggs for everyone supplied by our very own bunny girls...!

    Party games in the stage with a cage...!

    Doors 10pm - 3am
    Entry £7/5 students.

    See you there Ali P

    32 weeks ago
  • Sunday Sesh
    Sunday Sesh

    fancy sum sexy time on sunday??



    whats your favourite drink Ali P


    hugz x

    39 weeks ago
  • Katey Brown
    Katey Brown

    hmmm......perhaps not but you always got the blame!!!!!!!!

    shocking!!!! x

    how you anyway young man? last time i saw you you were slightly tipsy and in viper tearing up the dancefloor!!!!

    48 weeks ago
  • Nicno
    Nicno

    yes very wee man xx

    50 weeks ago
  • Nicno
    Nicno

    I find it very amusing that Giselle has a picture of you and Ganja in her "My Girls" album - she obviously know you much better than I thought

    51 weeks ago
  • Nicno
    Nicno

    u out friday fannybawz? I'll text ya when I get bk in the country

    52 weeks ago
  • Jock
    Jock

    Alrighty mate how goes it!! thats cool mate not a porblem, if you make it back throu earlish we'll be in the west end you have my or liz or robbies number just give us a bell!!!

    no no dont worry about it mate ill catch you soon take care

    55 weeks ago
  • Ian Horner
    Ian Horner

    howdy...trying to get nite out when aldo returns...aiming for 7th nov (friday)
    spoke to most, just waiting to see if all can make it or not..you can let others know...my friends list on bebo is limited!

    enjoy.............mon the calibra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    56 weeks ago
  • Elaine Williams
    luv Elaine Williams

    Hey dude how are you ? you still enjoying your job ? Cameron House is going great am really enjoying it. Long hours though, I have tured into a bit of hermit recently, have not been in Boho in ages!!!

    Glad you like the new car, someone crashed into the last one and it was in the garage for weeks, finally got it back last Thursday and when I went into pick it up I decided it was time for a new one ! am going to need to rob a bank to keep it in petrol this travelling to Cameron House is costing me a fortune !

    70 weeks ago
  • Kimberley Harrison
    Kimberley Harrison

    hey

    so how was bambo? frankinsteins was full of horrible oldies!!!!

    yeah im still with that one, i got a new job though, im doing corporate now which is big accounts, so il see how that goes.

    thats good news about you, hope it goes well.

    it was nice to see you

    k

    71 weeks ago