Silver moon sits high on a bourbon sky
and wonders why o' why you and I
walk on by while our mother dies.

Murder!Murder! From within, tear apart
the womb with sin, curdle all of
Lilth's milk till alls left is dust and silt.

The celestial observer nods and sighs.
He hopes and hopes his sister survives
the tyranny of human kind.




COMMENT ME

It all began at 9oc on Friday the 6th of July. We all met up in The Square and waited for the Busses to arrive in which we time we bought Cider, Beer and Spirits in the CO-OP to last us the weekend. When the Busses came we threw our gear in the trailers and headed off. The bus journey went quick as we sang along to shite Nirvana covers that were being played and watched Jenny play footsie with the bus driver (Which explains the swerving of the bus). We arrived at Punchestown the weather looked promising... but on leaving the bus the skies opened and it fuckin pissed rain!! We quickly got our gear and walked to the queue only to realise there was about 65,000 people in front of us. It took us around 2 hours to get reach the entrance. Then the fun began...

Here are some of the highlights:

On the way in we all got a pack of rubbers except Morgan for some reason.

All our tents were tiny except Aisling, Jenny and Kelly’s which was huge. It became our hang-out.

Colin making a beer-bong out of Garden Hose.

Magee getting locked and destroying half the campsite.

Our attempt at Jackass when I was put in a trolley and rolled down a hill.

Cookies not taking "his" sunglasses off all weekend.

Dibs.

Hotboxing tents.

Throwing stuff at the hippies.

OLLIE

Danny Breaking out of the hospital tent after nearly dying.

"Who the fuck brings 32 sausages?" Sean does!!

Throwing Raw sausages at people.

Dibs

Eoghan dragging Aisling and Jenny to Muse because they were hammered.

OLLIE

Mikeys hugs

Lesbian Tea

All the giant penises on our tents

Our campfire on Sunday night

Magee trying to be the human torch

Magee getting chased down and molested by 100 angry Security guys

Dancing to Daft Punk at the campsite

Home Brew

Colin eating a Slow from the home brew

Magee wearing Jenny's pyjamas

Ellen getting sick

Eoghan getting sick like a girl apparently

Willies rolling face

Hanging out in the girls tent

The fat guy who loved the Klaxons

Putting on a bracelet which felt like childbirth

Morgan scoring

Some random hot drunk girl hugging Colin

Colin following the drunk girl and scoring with her

OLLIE

Anton being allergic to sunburn

Buckfast

The fat lesbian from The Gossip walking through our site on Sunday Night

Colins Fireworks

Eoghans "Large" Girls t-shirt

The Random Drugs Search

The weird Devaney look-alike with the small eyes

The View

Eoghan Wearing Aislings Top back to front

Dibs

Beer bonging curdled Baileys

Southern Comfort flavoured Mi-Wadi

Eoghan Going to sleep in Emma And Ellen’s tent.

Eoghan apparently cuming in that tent

Eoghan drinking Ellen’s wine and puking it up

The lack of hangovers

Suck and Blow

Tent Hurdles

Ollie and Eoghan being hardcore by going barefoot

The apologetic breakfast roll

John Player smokes

OLLIE

"I had the best day ever!"

The fucking hippies

The intelligent alpha hippie

"Did you ever go to ballycotton"

Eoghan not seeing Fionnula

Cookies trying to get Fionnula into his tent

Cookies becoming a Dirt Diver

Finding Ollie outside the green room

Daves mullet

Willie Mac passing out for 11 hours

Stealing over 20 camping chairs

The Camping Chair tower

The lack of scoring

Eoghan trying to fit a condom over his head

Sean shaking up a can and giving it to a hippie

The cooking stove

Avril Lavigne miming

The ugly bitch who gave us a Strip-Club leaflet

Mikey disrupting a couple having sex with a can of tennants

The glow sticks that didnt glow

Colfer getting Matthew Followils drumstick

The Prison Break theory to break Danny out of Hospital

Oxegen Wireless Broadband

Sean getting Denis drunk

Listening to Sean while he’s drunk

Swervy Murphy

Those balloon things Aisling brought

OLLIE

Morgan robbing a Mayo jersey

The Day trippers

Robbyn saying shes not wet

Aideens stupid Hick Hat

Elvenpath

Hearing music from the deepest forest
Songs as a seduction of sirens
The elf-folk is calling me

Tapio, Bearking, Ruler of the forest
Mielikki, Bluecloak, Healer of the ill and sad
Open the gate and let me follow the uncarven path

The way to the lands
Where as a hero I stand
The path where Beauty met the Beast
Elvenpath

It's the honesty of these worlds
Ruled by magic and mighty swords
That makes my soul long for the past
Elvenpath

The moonwitch took me to a ride on a broomstick
Introduced me to her old friend Home Gnome
Told me to keep the sauna warm for him

At the grove I met rest-the folk of my fantasies
Bilbo, Sparhawk, goblins and pixies,
Snowman, Willow, trolls and the seven dwarfs
The path goes forever on

The way to the lands
Where as a hero I stand
The path where Beauty met the Beast
Elvenpath

It's the honesty of these worlds
Ruled by magic and mighty swords
That makes my soul long for the past
Elvenpath


As I return to my room
And as sleep takes me by my hand
Madrigals from the woods
Carry me to neverland
In this spellbound night
The world's an elvish sight