Frank: I USE THE SWORD! I SWING IT AROUND TO SEE IF IT'S MAGICAL

Ray: Hey,hey,hey.look who brought the mountain dew
Mikey: Yeah
Frank: Right on
Ray: Flight by night the mountain dew,mountain dew for youuuuuuu!

Interviewer: Vampires or Werewolves?
Gerard: Vampires
Frank: Vampires
Mikey: Vampires
Frank: PIRATES!
Ray: Actually, I like werewolves better, so I go with werewolves.
Frank: Traitor!

Interviewer: Free Michael(Jackson) or free Martha(Stewart)
Frank: Kindersex.
Gerard: Martha
Frank: Wait. who are they?
Ray: Ooooh Michael Jackson!
Frank: Lock them both up. Together!

Gerard: I'm not gay i was in the tavern with wenches

Frank: Okay, detect magic!
Mikey:...Its not magical
Frank: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!! HE SAID IT WAS A MAGICAL SWORD!
Mikey: He was lying!
Frank: he said he never tells a lie!
Mikey: he was lying when he said that!
Frank: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE!!!!!!!!

Frank: I CAST A FRIENDSHIP SPELL!

Gerard: It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What
would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate.

Frank: My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake,mashed potatoes,and butter sandwiches

Cameraman: So, did you read Ellen DeGeneres's new book?
Frank: Yeah.
Cameraman: How was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian

Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.

Interviewer: How do you feel about turning thirty this year?
Gerard: I'm actually excited about it. I'll tell you why.
I always see getting older as like learning. Thirty's not old...
Thirty's like when you're twenty.
Frank: Yeah. For trees.
Gerard: ...for trees.

Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...

Gerard: Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f*ckin' princess!

Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: We had to promise We would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though

Frank: Has Goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight. They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a girl or a boy. What does running like a girl mean anyway?

Q: What's your dream car?
Frank: A Delorean, fully equipped with a flux capacitor. And it must run on garbage

Frank: ARRRRGH!! The romance got tested fer the scurvey they did, and got drunk off Cap'n Morgan.....arrrgh

Frank: *Starts to climb into casket*
Ray: Are you showing your butt!? No you aren't getting in there! *Pulls Frank out and lets him down*
Frank: *Tries to climb in again*
Ray: NO!
Gerard: Guys! Don't knock it off

Q: Do you turn the volume up or down when you hear your music on the radio?
Frank: Way the fuck up.

Ray: Frank was actually too short to carry the casket, so it was all of us. Thanks Frank. He's nappin' right now

Frank: He's a good kisser too
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Would you be in control?
Would u go slow or fast?
Would you wisper in my ear?
Would you talk dirty to me?
Wud u kiss me with a little tongue or a lot?
Would you say my name?
Would you go down on me?
Would you let me give you a hickie?
How many rounds would we go?
What would you wanna do afterwards?
Wud u tek off all ur clothes then tek myn off slowly?
Would you lick and bite me all over?
Wud u like 2 play or get str8 2 the point?
Would you want me to take my time?
Would u fall asleep when we were done?
Would u want me to go fast or slow?
Where would u wanna "do it" at?
Would u be loud or quiet?
Would you mind if i went down on u?
Would you do it 2day?
Would you do it 2morrow?
Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

Top 16
Write down the people in the order they appear on you top 16 friends list next to the numbers below and answer the following questions...

1 Hollie
2 Katie
3 Jamie R
4 Craigy <3
5 Josh.F
6 Kris
7 Abley
8 Jodi
9 Nathan.C
10 Josh.S
11 Pricey
12 Charlie
13 Sammy.C
14 Thomas
15 Sophie
16 Luke

Q. Have you ever kissed 6?
A. No. He Wishes [;

Q. What’s your least favourite thing about 13?
A. Nothing. Luv Her. She's Awesome.

Q. What’s the best memory you have of 9?
A. Maths [=

Q. When’s the next time your gonna see 4?
A. Saturday. Miss You Baby <3

Q. Is number 8 pretty?
A. Yh. Bless Her. [=

Q. What was your first impression of number 7?
A. I Luved Her [= Fawt She Was Funny [=

Q. What do you like most about 6?
A. He's Dead Sweet Bless Him [=

Q. How did you meet 2?
A. School.

Q. Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A. Watch Out For Sammy & Her Chainsaw [=

Q. Is 1 your best friend?
A. Fuck Yeah. Course She Is!!!!!

Q. How long have you known 1?
A 13 Years.

Q. Have u seen 3 naked?
A. Well Hello Jamie [;

Q. Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A. Naa.

Q. What’s the last thing you did with 2?
A. Talk To Her On Msn Lol.

Q. If you could give anything to 4 what would it be?
A Anything. Love You Baby. <3

Q. Would 2 and 16 make a good couple?
A. Katie Loves Toby. Luke Loves Sam. But Possibly Yeah.

Q. If 1 was a crayon what colour would he/she be?
A. Black Or Red.

Q. Have you ever been to 3"s house?
A. Not Yet. . .

Q. When’s the next time you will see 5?
A. Saturday [= Can't Wait [=

Q. Are you close to 7?
A. Yh [=

Q. Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
A. I Think So . . .

Q. What’s 13"s house like?
A. I Haven't The Foggiest Lmao.

Q. Have you ever been angry with 12?
A. Hell No. No-One Could Be Angry With Charlie.

Q. Would you ever make a move on 10?
A. No. He's Hollie Man Slut!!

Q. What do you and 2 talk about the most?
A. Everything Lmao.

LY All x <3 x