I am currently creating songs at a random pace, so one day I'll make one up from no where, for use privately, or if good enough, in the awsome band RESIDENT ALIEN!!!
So far I have 1 real song, but will be working on others some time later.

I still prefer drums to song writing but there's some things in life you gotta do.
my most recent one is called "Technicalities of War"

If you have any ideas to spark my imagination, plz post them in the comments.

ONE.If you're ugly,stop acting like you don't know it.The captions under you picture that says"top model pose""sexy bitch""arnt i hot"doesn't convince anyone.

TWO.To the people who have like 25,000 friends,are you serious?Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.You're stupid.Go play in traffic.

THREE.Don't ever post pictures and say"OMG, I'm so ugly""OMG,I'm so fat"because if you were,you wouldn't post them.

FOUR.Nobody cares about threats over the internet.Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;even if you win,you're still retarded.

FIVE.Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.Make the bulletin once if you have to,and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics.

SIX.If all your pictures look the same,don't post them all.Please put some variety in your pics.Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.

SEVEN.Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!!Don't send me another request or message asking"what's up with you not adding me?"I don't want you as a friend;that's what's up!

EIGHT.Little 6th graders who have bebos and look like sluts,go somewhere elsebecause nobody wants you here.!!!

NINE.If you have decided to read this,you are a true bebo Friend.Real friends read their bulletins.

TEN.I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains(if they have them).

ELEVEN.And if you open a msg and it says something like"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"IT'S NOT REAL!QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you."like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnight and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUT UP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"load a bollocks!!!
copy dis onto ur bebo so dat peeps get it in2 their head...

Here's a couple of short songs I wrote:

1.
Chelsea forever! Man U never!
Liverpool rule! Man U drule!
Arsenal maybe! Man U shame me!
Shrewsbury's better! Man U in the gutter!

2.
Glory, Glory Chelsea Blues! Man U will always lose!
Glory, Glory Liverpool! Man U'll never rule!

Sing these songs or post them on bebo if you hate MAN U!!!

Ode to SCOUSERS (donated by Callum)

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the city at the top, put the scousers in the middle and burn the f****ng lot