"-Clyde, if you had a chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think it was awesome, but YOU would, right?
-I'm just gonna stop playing.
-When Hitler rose to power, there were a lot of people who just stopped playing. You know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?
-No.
-Vu le vu cuche a le tois, Clyde?
-Alright, alright, I'll do it!"

1. Ran over my roof pissed at night in bowling shoes when it was drizzling! not wise as it was slippy as fook!

2. Hit each other on the knee and elbow with empty wine bottles.

3. Put an elastic band over our heads and pinged it off our ears.

4. Scarred ourselves with a bottle cap on the arm.

5. Play a game in the pub called 'No ground challenge' where u have to climb round the pub from the hatch to the other end of the bar via the whole of the bar following the wall, includes climbing over bandits, swinging over the door gap and launching yourself on to the fag machine!

6. Using a wine bottle preserver to give each other bruises, i got one on my forehead, was a beauty!

7. Hit each other on the head with a massive mallet whislt wearing a helmet! haha

8. One i did with Cammy and Graeme was play Shit-head and the loser got slapped bare back by the winner. Just look at my flashbox.

9. Sunday just passed Cammy, Graeme and I were bored and again played shithead. But this time i found my jockstrap and box and the winner got to hit the loser in the bollocks with a shoe! haha

10. This saturday night myself and tom poured hot wax on our hands! very erotic i know but fucking hot too! and also lost some hand hair!

11. Also this saturday passed we lit lighters and ran them up each others arms buring arm hair as we went! hehe

12. At Laura's flat warming Tom hit me on the arse whilst i was bending over a cooker looking at a laptop for some tunes, it hurt at first but then got really painful, agonising in fact! He hit me with a rolling pin! I got my revenge!

13. Also at Laura's flat warming there were empty tubs for popcorn we decided to hold them over our parts and punch the bottom as to give an impact around the groin, that never happened as we punched straight through the bottom! ouch indeed!

14. One i almost forgot about was one of our very first. We wrapped duct tape around our arms and had to rip it off ourselves, subsequently leaving very little arm and lots of redness. OUCH!

15. Bored at work last night we had an elastic band, hmmmm, around the wrist we pull it far away as possible and release, my wrist bubbled up!

16. Again with the elastic band we put it round our necks and did the same, fook me! Like getting belted by a car aerial and left a significant mark!

1.Dolphins are the only other animals besides humans that get pleasure out of sex. They are also the only other animals that have sex for reasons other than reproduction

2.The Dalmatian is the only dog that gets gout.

3.A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate

4.A fullgrown bear can run as fast as a horse.

5.It takes forty minutes to hard boil an ostrich egg

6.Dogs and humans are the only animals with prostates

7.The cheetah is the only cat in the world that can't retract it's claws

8. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why

9. Roosters can't crow if they can't fully extend their necks

10, The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

11.The common goldfish is the only animal that can see both infra-red and ultra-violet light.

12.The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times

13. The underside of a horse's hoof is called a frog. The frog peels off several times a year with new growth.

14. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.


15. All elephants walk on tip-toe, because the back portion of their foot is made up of all fat and no bone

16.The closest relative to the manatee is the elephant. Scientists think the elephant crawled back into the sea to become a manatee

17. A tiger's paw prints are called pug marks

18. The Dalmatian is the only dog that gets gout.

19. The province of Alberta in Canada has been completely free of rats since 1905.

20, Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats

21. Fleas have changed history. More human deaths have been attributed to fleas than all the wars ever fought. As carriers of the bubonic plague, fleas were responsible for killing one-third of the population of Europe in the 14th century

22. All the pet hamsters in the world are descended from just one female wild golden hamster found with a litter of 12 young in Syria in 1930. The species had been named in 1839 when a single animal was found, again in Syria, but it had net been seen by scientist for nearly a century. Selective breeding has now produced several color varieties.

23. Cat's urine glows under a blacklight

24. "Eat like a bird?" Many birds eat twice their weight a day

25. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occuring, relax and correct itself. At about that height it hits maximum speed and when it hits the ground it's rib cage absorbs most of the impact.

26. Bees must collect the nectar from two thousand flowers to make one tablespoonful of honey.

27. Emus cannot walk backwards

28. A dolphin's hearing is so acute that it can pick up an underwater sound from fifteen miles away.

29. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur

30. Elephants have been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.

31. A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

32. A group of kangaroos is called a mob.

33. A group of whales is called a pod.

34. A group of geese is called a gaggle but when in the air they are called a skein.

35. A group of ravens is called a murder.

36. A group of larks is called an exaltation.

37. A group of owls is called a parliament.

38. Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."

39. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

40. The embryos of tiger sharks fight each other while in their mother's womb, the survivor being the baby shark that is born.

41. The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.

42. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike.