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- Ahh Well...!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- I like to kill stuff and cuddle............!!!!!!!!!!
- The Other Half Of Me
- Music rots the mind, cause extreme sudden decisions!!!
- Meditating in the rain and Contortion!
- Scared Of
- Nothing.. but open spaces the color blue and green grass and the dark oh and beds and wooden, tiled and concrete floors. Oh and skin!
- Happiest When
- Listening to 80's boy bands and opera. Wearing hoboish underwear. Lookin at mannings and Russels ugly faces wen i'm drunk. Washing the dishes.Being taken over by corona that talks Jib tru me wen im drunk. I'm grumpy, Oh ya very happy wen i have about 20 report to do for college, cutting up rats, Singing "mary had a little lamb" on an elevator while continuosly pressing buttons for a few hours! I also like to Dart around shops suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.Happiest of all wen i get hungry enuff i nibble on my own arms!!
- Manning do you ever shut up on your planet?? Sean Sean wait a minute... Im trying to imagine you with a personality!!
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How a 7 Yr Old Explains SEX!!!
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like
his age rather curious. He had been
about 'making out' from the older boys,
wondered what it was and how it was
day he took his question to his mother,
became rather flustered. Instead of
things to Johnny, she told him to hide
curtains one night and watch his older
This he did.
The following morning, Johnny described
to his mother.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
then he turned off most of the lights.
started kissing and hugging her. I
must be getting sick, because her face
looking funny. He must have thought so
because he put his hand inside her
blouse to feel
her heart, just the way the doctor would.
he's not as smart as the doctor because he
seemed to have trouble finding her heart.
he was getting sick too, because pretty
of them started panting and getting all
breath. His other hand must have been
because he put it under her skirt. About
time 'Sis got worse and began to moan
and squirm around and slide down
toward the end
of the couch. This was when her fever
knew it was a fever, because Sis told him
really hot. Finally, I found out what was
them so sick-a big eel had gotten inside
somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
stood there, about 10 inches long,
he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from
away. When Sis saw it, she got really
eyes got big, and her mouth fell open,
started calling out to God and stuff like
said it was the biggest one she's ever
should tell her about the ones down at
the lake by
our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and
tried to kill
the eel by biting its head off. All of a
grabbed it with both hands and held it
he took a muzzle out of his pocket and
over the eel's head to keep it from biting
lay back and spread her legs so she could
scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying
on top of
the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.
groaning and squealing and her
upset the couch. I guess they wanted to
eel by squashing it between them. After a
they both quit moving and gave a great
boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they
eel. I knew because it just hung there,
some of its insides were hanging out. Sis
boyfriend were a little tired from the
they went back to courting anyway. He
and kissing her again. By golly, the eel
dead! It jumped straight up and started to
again. I guess eels are like cats- they
lives or something. This time, Sis jumped
tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a
minute struggle, they finally killed the
knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's
skin off and flush it down the toilet.
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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".
One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He’s so horney and keen to try out his new ’system’ that he doesn’t think twice and leaps on board.
After a few minutes ‘slap and tickle’, they find themselves in the ’69’ position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Just great, asshole...when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"
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