FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOF ! Dj x

ken every night is amence thru here lol, aye cavs bwt 20 meters fi ma front door lol city ect ect many clubs eh, u n lynne have 2 cum thru 4 a necht owt 1 tym
fukin ryt the ostrich wis good 2 c got me plenty attention lol jackpot
gdgd bwt ur job,
thts gd if he lykin it tae lyk
wisny at kittys on thurs wis owt in edinburgh haha shame tho,
plans 4 this w/e?
gawn 2 any fireworks ect?
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lol its true no bin owt in kdy so much bin spendin every last red cent in edinburgh lol
aww thats a poor excuse a wis owt thurs,fri and sat haha... mind u i am hardcore lol jks
aye ma custume wis the shiz lyk a wis a fuckin inflatable ostrich lol
klkl hows the job gawn?
aye luvin edinburgh th noo, amence banter
aye its hard bt copin so far lol
wens dizza hame?
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oioi!
long tym no see!
had an eye oot fur yi in kittys on sat but nae sign of ya haha
wot u git up2 instead?
wb x

he doesn't LIIIIIIKKEEE MEEEEEEE

NEEDS GAAAARRRRLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Im smashing thanks love!

Oh av been here there and everywhere doll!! I go where the booze is! haha xx

Haha so true
Well my love ill hopefully see you tomorrow and if not i hope you have a good night
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It was really good, think i was pulling some major cheesie dance moves out of the bag though haha hey ho that is what wedding discos are there for
Ah well, if dunfermline falls through i think you guys should definately visit el kittys
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Ohhhhh yesss, i think i have a problem haha
How about yourself?You going out tomorrow?
Im good good chick, started back at college yesterday and im STRESSED already haha so much work to do boo!!!
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Hey love!
Howz things?X

Hey Fiona!

How are you love? Not seen u out and about in a while! x

lol ken the police think they ar punishin me but am lookin 4word 2 it nw haha ross is cumin tae wel hay a gd laf rippin the pis owt the alkys ect haha,
lol aye u wur quite bad bt anevareally realised coz a wis probs jst as bad lol
lol wis tht a borat impression.. ma home town Harwick lol
hoo u go there wi thn?
oh thts hardcore, aberdeen? mind u its a shit hotnyt owt, a wis there last month n it wis barry weather tae
thts shit tho coz ul miss kittys this week haha skale pary n thurs tae
lol ay a wis speakin 2 dizza the nyt on the phone haha he wis geein me ahard time coz he thot a had a gf 4 sum reason lol he says he lookin 4word 2 cumin bk lyk he must be missin me eh pml
u lookin 4word 2 teachin the aberdonians how 2 swim thn?

wb xx

Happnin

aye it wis a gd laf,
a ken the fine hing wis outragious but a went fukin crazy at thum n they geen me an alternative option... go 2 an hour class full o alkys abwt alcohol awareness pml at first a wis lyk fuk tht ad rather pay the 40 quid bt on second thots itl probs b fukin entertainin so skills go cum wi me n wer gonni go 4 the banter pml
corse a wisny hinkin tht lol a wis creasin masel hinkin wtf u looked so clueless jst staggerin past shoutin ma name haha
pft neva herd o tht party on the pitch... any gid?
well a wisny ment 2 go coz awbdy wis owt in g.rothes but we ended up gawn anyway lol u must hink am some sort o kittys addict eh pml jst naewhere else 2 go down kdy its a shithole lol
up2 this week?
whens dizza back then??
wb xx

happnin
gd nyt owt on thurs aye?
guess u wur wunder wtf the police wur sayn 2 me after kittys lol? well...
c they drinks we got near the end... they wur alot mare expensive than a expected coz a tane mine owtside n got a £40 fine lol a wis gawn tits haha
so fuck, were u owt this weekend thn? dunf?
wb x

lol are u confusing me 4 urself? those cats wur fuckin steengy lyk they carged u 4 a fag ( a cigarette lol) if a remember correctly lol
owt this w/e?
wb x

hmmm not sure i will do a bit of research nd find out whoz all going out lol i dont kno abiout folk driiving but cud ask ma mate im working at k2s hairdressers in glenrothes
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lol ooo i see i see haha drunken bums we r eh hehe and aw i see oki i stay in glenrothes and al have to be up early for work on fri but i dont care i can still go out i jst dnt have a way back


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good times good times my love hehe and thats good and thanks for buyingh me a drink too:$ lol and i am actually thinking bout coming problem is i am working till 8 and i dont kno ow to get back!"! working next day aswell ha!!

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lol god knows how i heard you! haha think we had a good laugh anyway sorr a was relli drunk lol and yeah im good not long infrom work no not seen him yet he was txting me earlier saying his mate wanted to invite me out tomorrow? lol xxx

awww great yeah i was wondering who walked past me nd was like thats alex!! a was like :S:S:S hahah and i relli cant remember our chat to be honest how are ye anyway?

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