Got boured of it on my page but love it so, here it is....

*Helen:Jesus I've never seen so many bloody buses in my life!
*Droghed-átha-cliath
*Termonfeckin
*Ker:Cira! Did you eat the toy?!
*Amy:I can put my monkey on your ostrich!
*Ker:You're a roundabout...that means you're gaaaaaaay
*Me, Aim-Dawg & K-to-the-bear getting lost in Dundalk IT!
*The singing cowboy
*The magic show
*Me&Ker:You gotta enphasixe the 'E'
*Me hitting my head on the bus. All the old ladies 'Ooohhh I felt that'
*The crazy old dude smoking on the bus !
Good Times!

Ok, here goes...
A Wimbawa, A Wimbawa, A Wimbawa, A Wimbawa, A wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 ooo! When patsy fell in the parade my 'sky blue pink' tights All of kers laughing fits in my house, on the stairs, in her jammies with my dad. When she stood on the nail on d stairs! What I sed --> 'Can I have 3 portions of wedges? It sounds like i'm fat!' what ker heard --> ''Can I have 3 portions of wedges? COS I'M FAT!' When fiona atacked me with the whiped cream....NOT FUNNY BookSwing Me&Lien Me ROWN IS NOT A SHAPE! Me&Aly scaring 2 stylin oldies on the bus! Me lien + ker playing madlibs...LIEN CANT PLAY MADLIBS Ker:name an emotion? Lien:Constapation! Me and alys 'chocolate' milk! Me+Amyb runi for a bus at half11..Amy:MOVE IT OR LOSE IT PEOPLE! Me[panting and carring a giant tiger and trying to hold up my tights]:I'm sorry, shes not very nice Jordan gettin hit but all the icecream trucks! And bein a cheapscate in eurospar AND the chinease (No1 is safe from Lettuce Man) All our mommys (mine + alys in particular) 'KERENSA! are people cumin for u?' Your such a good girl cira, don't be afraid to speak from the heart' 'IF YOU DIDN'T ENJOY THE ENDING THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T UNDERSTANT THE BOOK!' Ker:Well i obviously didnt 'understant' the book ' KER IS ANTI KING LEAR!!! Me:This is a shit hole! Kers laughin fit that followed! SHE CUDA TAKEN IT!!! Me hittin dania and niamh with the airplanes(sowi) When i fell over at the vendin machines! When i laughed in the girls face in eurospar! Ker talkin to sheep on the geografy feld trip (they talked bak) Ker reporting abuse on farmville! Playin hangman, kers clues 'its a thing on a thing' (you can imagine how quickly we got it) Ms kelly 'Aaaaw my elbow ' Jordan & nathan scarin the peanut butter outa me nd ker in the woods! Me, kerker nd dinaro spyin on lien nd rob in the woods! The ghost who has diaria! HO HO HO! Ms Kelly 'THIS IS BULSHIT' 'your deadly in the sack' Gettin realy hyper in class 'OMG ITS STRAWBERRY YUM YUM YUM' Me grabin her very soft hand instead o de stapler! Mr wade spying on me+ker while me+ker were spying on helen! Interloopers! Our usual chinese (they have two forks ready) Ker never understandin McKenken...and she got an english award....'confused face' The girl fallin off her bike (It was not our fault)((IT WAS OUR FAULT)) My traumatic bodybouncing expierience with ms 'cries in clas' Irwin! Mr mcginly huggin me ! Guinies<3 Ker:Cira help I CANT OPEN MY LOCKER! HEEEEEEEEELP Me:Ker thats not your locker! Me + Ker litterin at the cwicet club Me h your cans here from yesterday! We turn round, some lady starin at us in the courner...the walk of shame! Ker:Well u...well norman...he...he...he has.......bye! Ker drinkin a hole bottle of gone off fat frog nd den sendin me a drunkin comment tell me how much she loves plumbing! Me in french :Eh miss, can i go to the bathroom? I seem to be bleeding uncontrolibly! (NOT BIG BLEED!) Me+Aly in biology...nuff sed! Mcginly takin off kers shoe nd she storms off to get it! When AMYB poked ms kielys ASS! My enimy Blanche aka asshole!! Me on the fone wiv my mam Ker:Hi ann I luv yu! Lien:Hi gavin! Ann:I sound like gavin?? ! BURPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!! Ker thinks Im an ostrige! The 'goat'.........more will cum later!xxxxxx

ok wel der was de time wen i spilled all de ice cream on misty, de time amy freaked out cos dey wer 'checkin de seats' nd de time mr mckenna gav out to her 4 her hand gestures, nd de time i fell nd nerly kiked kerensa into de river, nd de time amy b called me 2 tel me dat r fav episode of simpsons ws on 'way 2 drink poindexter!', de time wit hello father!!, de relly relly gon off chocolate dat smeled like paint nd i still had 2 taste it b4 i threw it out, de old lady in town hu wudnt giv us directions(amy) oh nd de time kerensa asked me wat she shud buy chris brown 4 his bithday(blonde moment) nd de time i ws just me lien nd chris @ fact, oh nd remember Assher(lien), nd de time at kilronan wen i had 2 ride jack in de class wit all d 6 yer olds(awkward) de time kurry kiked my tv in d midle of de nite nd did it again coz she wanted t no wat it ws nd lets not 4get de unmentionable 't' word she slipped in2 my suitcase wen i went 2 portugal, nd wen she went 2 portugal nd i told her 2 go t larenzos nd it tuk her 2 days t find it(paybak), nd de time lien spiled de acid all ova de desk in science nd den david poured our end result (dat tuk an hour to mak) down de sink b4 wed used it (grr), de tim kurry broke christines crazy frog tedy (stay away 4m my 1) nd wen she asked me 'if nic nd norman walked through de g8, hu wud ya jump nd hump first?, nd de time i was chasin amy though de coridors nd loughnan yelled at us!!!! EVERY MUSIC CLASS but spacially de 1 dat i recorded nd bernie tuk mine nd alis fones (y did he take hers lol) nd wen he sed i ws hes wife(yes) nd all de times i gt t miss maths 4 de choir. Movin on 2 pe, de time kurry threw de javalin at mr mcginley nd he gav out shit t her or wen i didnt run nd he started yellin at me nd asked me if i thought he ws god (kerensa l8r pointed out dat i shud hav sed i dont tink ur god but u do) de time amy b kiked off her shoe nd de time kurry lafed in hes face (cant beleve i missd dat), mr nice ties floatin stapaler, mr crayan errection durin class wen he luked at nathan (clik clik rawr), de times wen gallagirl fell nd all de unstopable laffin fits between me nd amy at him, ms breens copy eatin, wen amy thought she saw sum1 in de wuds nd we leged it, nd dat time i ripped my trousers on de sk8bord wit jess nd de time i ripped my trousers on de wal wit kiara (i need stronger pants) de argument between my parents dat ended wit de sentence 'ye wel im not a fan of beef with fish', de time lien saw a 'puppy' nd de time she kiked her shoe at my face so i through it ova dat wall. On 2 de animals, de time wen i ws brshing archie nd he kiked me in de face (nd i thought rabbit feet wer saposed t b lucky, r wen me nd fiona wer washin peppi nd she kept spraying me wit de hose, nd de time wen i ws mindin marvin nd he kinda got lost (its ok i found him), nd hu cud 4get wen we threw away de roler blades nd de kid asked his mam if he cud hav dem(leg it fiona), de stalker in paris nd wen mt mams snorin kept me nd lingy up all nite so lingy tuk her revenge but drinkin her water, nd lets not 4get wat hapened on de family trip to bordeux wen i ws 12 nd my mam cudnt get on my big wale in d swimin pool nd sed i cant get my leg over nd i yelled back (infront of my nany) den howd u hav 3 kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, nd conors 'me so horny' recordin in de playground..........ok dats all i can tink of rite now nd if u've red all of dis...wow u read a lot lol yeps so i forgot ne tin tell me ok??xxxx