Once upon a time there was 2 young girls named eveey n dee dee….one day they were walkin
into town n a yellow skyline drove by n hu was n it....bambie(aka eamon) so they shouted out
"stop d lights n turn em bac on again!!!!"n den bambie shouts bk "say wat??" N eveey gos "say
wa-a-a-a-a!!" so in dey jumped n nd dey cruised on into twn n every one wished dey had dat
b-e-a-u-itful skyline.. pumpin ou d tunes "Showstoppin d latest spot, d ride shinin wi d open
to-o-o-p"….wen out of no where sumone wit a mask on poped out n said ta eveey "i LOVE u ..i
dnt LUV u..i neva could hav told u dis b4 oni now cuz i hav a mask 2 hide hu i am" eveey wz
knocked bac by this kind gesture!!! n she wz lik "wee oui wats goin on?????" n dee dee gos..“poopy i
hav 2 fuckin idea...dat was just confussin!!"hmmm..i wonders..nywho off dey went up to d park
to play football wi random sexy lad..while de wer playin football dee dee saids 2 de masked lad
"if i can scored one goal on u wil u show us hu u reali r??” he turns around n goes "hmmm
maybe!! depends hw gud a goal it is lk ronaldo got a few gd shots one time get them lk tat well i
shall think bout it!!" everyone was worryed cuz dey al thought dee dee was shit at footie...bu she
turned out to be fuckin savage!! passin d ball thru ppls legs lk there wz no 2mro..n den faster dan
de speed of light she scored de best goal eva ta b made n history!!!!!!!!!woohooo!!!! everyone
was lk "OH MY GUCCI LOUEE fuck me pink!! so de mask was takein off..n it
revealed..channing tatum!!…a wel channing tatum luk alike!! e wz 16 hot n a deadly dancer!!!!
everyone was soo fockin jeaous!! "this has to be a dream" eveey said!! n dee dee gos "dnt make me
click my fingers n a z formatin,exclamation,shona needs an education, she upsetin de nation, we r
al goin ta fail our junior certification!"
n de shona de nun cums out of nowhere n sings to preist johnny "i wanna hav ur babies" n den
every1 gos "johnny johnny johnny johnny woops johnny woops johnny johnny johnny johnny!!
oh oh AND FOLD!!!!" Johnny says “well shona i wz "JUST WONDERIN" (wi hand gestures) wa
gender of babies are u plannin on pullin outta urself????”den shona de nun says "any kinda as
long as der wit u”
"awww chucks shona!!" johnny whoops shouts.. then briain d philosipher goes "omg this is jus
sooooo romatic!!!" breaks dwn in tears..den chloe runs n cryin..eveey "gos wats wrong wit ya??"...n
chloe said "deirdre stole my glass of water again"..eveey goes "OH NAOW!! clicks fingers this it tau-ma-ic
shtuff algether!!!!"..n den mad (not magic) maria drives n ta de park n bambies yellow skyline oni
now its not so yellow anymore....cuz she spray painted it PINK…woohoo!!! everybody stares
open-mouthed.."who owns tat Sexy car????"..."oh well eh i do!! says bambie.. "eh no u don its mine
n dee's nw!!!said eveey so in dee n eveey jump n drive away laughin at bambie sad face!!…bu then bon bon
comes along!! e is happy in an instant.. den dee dee kicked eveey out of de car..Eve says “oh no she di-int nywho im wi a sexual beast
this will do me fine”..,so everyone is wit sumone..apart 4m dee so she gos up ta joey n shout
"hey hey u u i dnt lik ur girlfriend..i think ya need a new one" everybody "awwwwwwww"!!! well
becomin lesbian is always an option"..HaHaHa!!!..emm no joey says "i luvs dee"..so off dee goes
wi joey into the woods to do a bit of d aul squirrel watchin!!..n den laura n dazzle cum along n
dazzle says to laura "laura i love u"...n everyone gos "AWHHHH DAZZLE"
so in the end everybody has there true love.. laura n dazzle....eveey n channing who go off n launch
a dancin carrer 2gether!!! n dee n joey av fun wi their new family of squirrels!!! n shona d nun n
joh

☆♥☆♥☆ℓαURα ℓιKєS ιT нαR∂ UP ∂є αRSє!!~♥~wєn yvonnє fєℓℓ outsidє mє нousє nd α ∂og rαn ovr n∂ stαrt∂ 2 ℓιck ∂α fα¢є off нєr!!!~♥~n wєn єvє fєℓℓ ιn ∂є mι∂∂ℓє of нιgн strєєt!!!~♥~wєn єnya was pℓαyιn wιt a bottlє n dє shє wα¢kєd er fα¢є wιt ∂є bottℓє n ∂єn sнє wαs nєαrℓι ¢ryιn!!!~♥~wen ally was about 2 take a drink of coke n she 4got ta open er mouth n de coke wen everywhere!!~♥~dnt bother ur bum!!~♥~shona makin us que up 4 a harry potter book at mid ni!!~♥~scabby ald whore!!~♥~lets get manicures at tescos!!~♥~ya think ur al dat n a bag of chips but ya aint nutin but a battered sausage!!~♥~up de bum no harm done up de fanny n ur mammys a granny!!~♥~say wa??....say wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!!~♥~ohh boys stop de lights!!~♥~fridget slut!!~♥~oh my gucci louee!!~♥~mother of pink!!~♥~hat gos ere!!~♥~fridgetanity!!~♥~i cnt work wit dat!!~♥~state of yaz!!~♥~so's ur face!!~♥~at least i hav a face!!~♥~bawm chicka wah wah!!~♥~ur mother!!~♥~wateva minga,ur mother has a willy n ur father works n mcdonalds on minium wage!!~♥~dnt make me click my fingers n a z formation, exclamation, shona needs an education, shes upsetin de nation, wer al goin ta fail our juinour certification!!!~♥~u cumin 4 a wall??~♥~do u no de muffin man...de muffin man...de muffin man..yes i no de muffin man hu lives on drury lane??..wel shes marryed 2 de muffin man!!..de muffin man..DE MUFFIN MAN!!!..shes marryed 2 de muffin man!!~♥~id hate 2 b lads witout coverage!~♥~der was 3 n de bed n de lil 1 said rikki hu??!!~♥~bite me blondie!!~♥~ya lil nacker!!~♥~guess wat!!wat?im a snot!!~♥~dam girl dat ass is raw!!yes i no!!any chance??NWAH!!~♥~wen me n eve got splashed by a puddle den next time had t dodge it~♥~wen shona gets drunk n evry1 gets tick at er!!!~♥~wen chloe jumped on me n we fell in front of all d lads~♥~wen we jus laughed n laughed n i strted cryin!!!!~♥~If u get pulled ovr by the gaurds n ur aftr drinkin can ya say its mouthwash..(blonde moment)!!~♥~Wen me richie n eve were singin along 2 "i feel like a woman!!do do do"~♥~wen eveey is always pretendin 2 b an exhaust!! wit er exhaustascope!!~♥~Im bringin sexy bac. the only way ur bringin sexy back is wi a receipt, bu ya cant buy it!!~♥~allys straight...im bent...n eves just BROKEN!!~♥~wen harmon put this sound on his fone dat sounded lik sumtin was dropin n i looked up!! woops!!~♥~haha playin football wit eve n ally n al dem lil dudes n dey al new hu i liked!! haha was scary!!~♥~i hav a 5th sence~♥~tinfoyle 4m ballyfoyle!!~♥~wen me eve n shona wer singin "e.v.b how u do dat!?!.." n eve gos omg i 4got my name was eve!!~♥~ wen eve me n ally made each otha n2 cats!!~♥~at dance wen april said dnt hit any1 n straight away ally hit eve!!~♥~wen i got a fright watch de princess diarys!!~♥~wen we slept n eves camper van n ally n eve tryed 2 b monsters 2 scare me!! n den singin (screamin) at lik 6 n de morin!!~♥~the thingie is stuck n de otha thingie!!~♥~ me: i love u!! eve: i love u 2!! me: i was talkin 2 de chair!! eve: ohh!! me: i love u!! eve: i love u 2!! me: i was talkin 2 de table!!..it just keeps goin!!

☆♥☆♥☆my life is basicly one huge funi moment!!☆♥☆♥☆

1. Name: Deirdre mairead elizabeth hickey
2. Nicknames: kitty,dee,dee dee,juicy bum,hickster,barbie,blondie,mickey
 ,deirdresss,chickens,dicky!!!
3. Birthday: 25 nov
4. Place of Birth: kilkenny
5. Zodiac Sign:….sagutaris(dnt no how ta spel dat)
6. Male or Female: Girl!!!
7. Grade:Goin n ta 6th year
8. School: loreto
9. Occupation: haha
10. Residence: home, town, eve n autumns house, dores, d dope room!!!
11. BEBO Screen Name:---MUSHi---(wonder wat dat means ally! haha)
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: blonde.
13. Hair Length: emm.. not long bu not short
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight: duno!!
16. Height: 5"4 think i could b 5"5 by now haha hopfully!!

17. Braces?:nope!
18. Glasses?: nope!
19. Piercings: ears! i think der closed up AGAIN!!
20. Tattoos: not yet!!
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your "Firsts"___

22. First best friend: ye al know hu ye are!!
23. First Award: emm..i duno
24. First Sport You Joined: swimming
25. First pet: kitten...so cute!!!
26. First Real Vacation:emm..cant rememba
27. First Concert: mickey joe harte..haha state
28. First Love: emm ders a certin boy !!

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: comedys n scary 1s..
30. TV programme: desprate housewives!!!!
31. Color: PINK!!!! haha its fun!!
32. Rapper: kanye west ,diddy ,50 cent, mims, t-pain,chris brown
33. Band: pussy cat dolls n danity kane
34. Song Right Now: last christmas-eve haha god she wnt shut up!!
35. Best Friend: bella,eveey,shona,ro.mar,yvonne,cl
 o,autumn,jess n al de rest of ye!!
36. Sweet: minstrels n buttons!! yummy ohh m&ms!!
37. Sport: dance n hockey! anythin reali!!
38. Restuarant: uncle sams n de tea rooms!!!!! Dores!!!
39. Favorite brand: juicy couture!!
40. Store: river island, vero moda, goods..penneys best!!!
41. School Subject: art or p.e
42. Animals: all of em...der so cute!!
43. Book: p.s. i love you
44. Magazine: kiss
45. Shoes: uggs r pumps!!


___Currently___

46. Feeling: confussed!!
47. Single or Taken?: single!!! Best way 2 be!!!
48. Have a crush: emmm..a certin sxc boy..r mayb ders 2!!
49. Eating: nutin
50. Drinking: coke!!! addicive!!
51. Typing: Huh???
52. Online?: duh..!!
53. Listening To: PADRAIC BURPIN!! ewww...
54. Thinking About: i dnt think
55. Wanting To: get a car!!
56. Watching: sex in the city
57. Wearing: cream top, jeans n leapard print pumps!!

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? : yeh..wel dunno now
59. Want to be Married?: totally!!
60. Careers in Mind: fashion,shoe or graphic design r mayb a garda!!
61. Where do you want to live: London or new york!!!
62. Names you wana call your kids: emm i dnt hav a clue!!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: not tat bothered!!
64. Hair length: short
65. Eye color: dont matter
66. Measurments: big...lol..xx
67. Cute or Sexy: both!!
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both!!
70. Short or Tall: taller dan me!!
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing!!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both!!
73. Fatty or Skinny: not skinny bu not fat eder
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends hu it is!!
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker...hehe

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yeh!!
79. Had Alcohol: yeppers
80. Smoked: yeah
81. Ran Away From Home: tryed!!
82. Broken a bone: yup!
83. Got an X-ray: ye!
84. Been with someone: yea!
85. Broken Someones Heart: hope not!!
86. Broke Up With Someone: yea!
87. Cried When Someone Died: yea!!!!!!
88. Cried At School: yeh!! haha long n funi stori!!

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yeah
90. Miracles: yea
91. Love At First sight: yeah
92. Ghosts: duno
93. Aliens: duno
94. Soul Mates: yeppers
95. Heaven: ye
96. Hell: yea
97. Angels: ye
98. Kissing on The First Date: oh yeah
99. Horoscopes: eh