Current mood: Lethargic
Current music: Day 'n' Nite - Crookers
Current taste: Toffee yoghurt
Current hair: erm, mine? Rough
Current clothes: black socks, bench jeans, white papyrus coloured river island top
Current annoyance:my aching hunger but having to wait til 7 to go to the Indian
Current smell: Lynx 1+2=3
Current thing I should be doing: PRobably fixing this bombsite of a room...
Current windows open: Bedroom, Bathroom, Msn bebo quickcam and iTunes
Current desktop picture: coloured thing and a 9 step procedure of what to do in event of a fire - it involves a wrestling ring
Current favorite band: Dunno actually,
Current book: The Dice Man - Luke Rhinehart
Current cd in stereo: stereo ahaha
Current crush: Your darling mother old chap
Current favorite celeb: ive just watched 8 mile so for the next day its probably eminem
Do you ever wish you had another name: would be interesting, do i get to choose?
Which one of your friends acts the most like you: ROSS
Who's the loudest: Am i allowed to vote for myself?
Known the longest of your friends: Ross i think?
Who's the shyest: Im not the sort of person who lets any friends be shy,
Are you close to any family members: Yeah
When you cried the most: Drunk
What's the best feeling in the world: WHEN YOU HAVE PINS AND NEEDLES IN YOUR FEET AND THEY HAVE JUST GONE
Worst feeling: getting bitten in the willy?


Finish each sentence..
Let's walk on the: spike?
Let's run through: Platform 9 and 3/4
Let's look at: that incredibly sexxyy apple
What a nice: pert set up plums
Where did all : THAT come from? Pun intended
Why can't you: bomb Korea?
Silly, little: colosseum
Tell me: what you truly think of me


Who do you want to..
Kill: : People who ask that stupid a question. Bin Laden of course, think of the money xD
Get really wasted with: - well, not Alisha!
Look like: someone sexual
Avoid: tubbys
Kiss: someone pretty who wants to kiss me back (:


Last person you..
Saw:Maw
Talked to on the phone: Maw...
Hugged: Eilidh
Instant messaged: Katie
Kissed: MacBrown


Have you ever..
Drank alcohol: Consumed indeed
Done drugs: When i was ill, its necessary
Broken the law: well it broke my jigsaw...
Broken a bone: Wishbone
Played Truth Or Dare: What a retard of a question is that? Yes
Kissed someone you didn't know: Haha yearhh =D
Been in a fight: Uhhuh
Come close to dying: nearly, but at the last second i decided my hair was fine the way it was.
Fallen for your best friend: As sexual as Jason is...aw, fuck it, yes, yes i have


The last thing you..
Bought: Part of a bungee jumping shot
Ate & Drank: Toffee Crunch Corner and Fizzy Water
Watched on TV: 8 Mile

Why hello there dearest customer! Having a good day? Well, expect it to become even better once you have heard about the newest, most exciting prospect to have come from our company – the product we have named, “The Ultimate Sleeping Existence.”


Now, it has a number of exciting features, for example - how many double beds do you know have pillows that are made from the finest silk imported from Gambia?
My guess is zero, as Gambia do not make silk.

But our pillows come from the next best thing - AZERBIJAN! Made from real cats whiskers and tree bark, it combines to evolve into a Pillachu - The unknown Pillamon which is 3rd removed cousins with the infamous Pikachu, owned by Ash Ketchum from Pokemon Adventures, Pallet Town!

Ah, i see that isn't enough to stimulate your interests yet - but of course!

This bed has many MANY more features!

Lets move down from the superbly impressive pillows down to the sheets!

Our sheets have been specially cremated (yes, cremated!) from Chameleons droppings! Don't worry though folks, they have been completely sterilised, and what has been discovered is that chameleons actually share some of their colour-changing qualities in their remains!

At our bed-laboratory (which we call the Bedatory), our crazy yet genius scientists have sussed out the formula to link YOUR thoughts, to YOUR sheet!

Yes! Meaning that whatever thought you want displayed on your sheet, whatever images or scenes you wish played, you merely press your index finger ANYWHERE on the sheet - and Voila!
And of course, the sheet is made also from the finest pillachu sources on offer acorss the globe!


Would you like to hear more? Why, of course you would! We haven't heard about the 2 main ingredients to our bed recipe - the mattress and the bedframe!

Now, the bedframe was inspired by none other than J.R Tolkien himself, writer of the legendary known books, and now films, Lord Of The Rings trilogy! Remember the talking trees? We all do!


Alas, the trees in the films were not real, but we tracked down where the REAL talking trees live! As we all know, these wondrous creatures believe that the human is their god! And they were only too happy to "sacrifice" their young to inspire and glorify the happiness of our people!

“Your bed talks?!” I hear you ask!

Ah, but this bed doesn't just TALK, dear customer!

We put these young through months of vigorous training, and got out electrical scientists on this case!
Your bed, should you choose to acquire, will sing for you!

Your bed, will be trained to know at least 50 different songs of a number of genres which we hope will be of suitability to the music you love! And even if not, have no fear! We have iPod docking systems planted across the bottom of the bed, so all you have to do is plug in your iPod/mp3/mp4 player, and the surround sound speakers, made from the highest quality elves flamestone, will play your personal choice of music in the highest quality sound has to offer!

Alas, the tour of the bed must end soon - but not before the Piece D'la Resistance - THE MATTRESS. THIS is where the bed really comes into its own!


Over hundreds of years our executives have struggled to find a way of making the perfect mattress, trying to mix ultimate comfort, style, practability, size and uniqueness that separates us from every other brand!


But would you believe it, just 14 years ago, C.L Milter (just a student of our corporation at the time!) went on holiday with his wife and family to a resort just off the coast of Brazil, called Perugliano. Midway through his holiday, Milter happened to notice that a small hole in the ozone layer had appeared! Milter took advantage of this chance and dove straight into that hole, and the glory that awaited his bravery!


There were these bird-like creations of which he had never seen the like - which he later decided to call "Osteomons".

They were the most beautiful sight he had ever seen

A Little Extra Information ;]


Def: Joshua - God Is My Salvation
Good to know my back's sorted!
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Well, here's a little bit about me! If you're looking for a calm, mature, reflective, ambitious, intuitive genius with an insane sense of humour and sparkling wit, well what can I say? Kidding on, I've got top mates, if you really want to know what i'm like ask them or talk to me, you arent going to suss me out over bebo.
Let's see about music... I like something quirky with a good beat to it. Dance musics good, a lot of the chart stuff is good atm as well, and if you get a chance listen to Passion Pit - Sleepyhead. Its wicked . Don't ask me to name all the artists and sons I like, its endless.
Sport, football obviously. Mon the huns! Rangers1873 Champions2008/09 and soon to be 09/10, as long as we keep Boydy! Lazy bastard, i love him!
I'm at college at the moment, doing (wait for it) Higher Sports Coaching, Sociology and Modern Studies. Plus Sports NAQs. Then University. Nothing like a challenge, but aren't they supposed to be possible :|
Dunno what else to say, thats all the titbits, if you want more add me or find me, its all good. Am sure you are more entertained now than you were before you read this . NAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Outerrrrsssss x