1.Have you had a gf/bf?
aye.

2. Have you had your birthday?
Oh god yes....

3. Been to church?
Yip... 2 funerals.

4. Cried yet?
Aye.

5. Had someone close to you pass away?
No.

6. Pulled an all nighter?:
Yip!

7. Drank starbucks?:
I don't drink Starbuck.... I'm a weird Socialist.

8. Gone shopping?:
Yes.... I'm usually skint ebcause of shopping.

9. Gone to the movies?:
I can't actually remember.... Probably.

10. Been to the beach?
Yeah.... my first trip in the Broskoda!

11. Bought something for over £200?
Jesus naw! I won't spend more than a fiver on something!

12. Met someone new?:
Yes and they were all fabulous

13. Been out of your home state?:
Aye.



|[iN THE PAST MONTH]| . . .

1. Kissed someone?:
No

2. Slept in a friend's bed:
No

3. Snuck someone over?
No lol

4. Snuck out of your own house?
No..... Jesus it's been a dull month!

5. Been in a bar?:
It's like I never leave it lol

6. Lied?:
Probably lol

7. Gotten a car?:
No.

8. Gone over your cell phone bill?
Pay as you go!

9. Been called a whore?
.... No.

10. Drove somewhere?:
No personally...

11. Done something you regret?:
I usually regret everything....


[last]| . . .

Thing you bought?:
Probably some crp I shouldn't have eaten in Laura and Bernies shop lol

Person you hugged?:
Bernie.

Person to call you?:
I have no idea....

Last time you took a bubble bath?:
I don't like baths....

When was the last time you felt stupid?
I can't remember lol

When was the last time you walked/ran over a mile?
a couple of weeks ago walking back from St. Columbs Park.

Who was the last person who saw you cry?
No one has seen me cry in WELL over a year....

Who was the last person who made you cry?
I actually can't remember.... Probably some member of my family lol

Who was the last person you watched a movie with?
Me and my mammy just watched Stranger than Fiction.

Who was the last person you danced with?
Anna, Laura and Amy!

Who did you last yell at?
My daddy to stop slacking his lips when he eats lol

Who was the last person that told you they loved you?
I can't remember! Aw thats so sad

Who makes you smile most?
Now thats a secret.... Kinda lol

What are you listening to right now?
The computer humming.

What did you do yesterday?
I slept til half 4 and then had a shower and did fuck all, all day!

Put your music player on shuffle.
* Press forward for each question.
* Use the song title as the answer to the question.
* No cheating!

How am I feeling today?
Trani -Kings of Leon

Will I get far in life?:
International Dateline - Ladytron

How do my friends see me?:
Zuton Fever - The Zutons

Where will I get Married?:
The Black Angel's Song - The Velvet Underground

Whats my best friend's theme song?:
Warsaw - Joy Division

What is the Story of my Life?
Strange Days - The Doors

What are/were you like at highskool?:
Guess I'm Doing Fine - Beck

How can I get ahead in life?:
Turn Me On - Nina Simone

What is the best thing about me?
We Don't Care - Kanye West

How is tomorrow going to be?:
Gyspy Death & You - The Kills

What is in store for this weekend?
Europen Son -The Velvet Underground

What song describes my parents?
Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want - The Smith

My grandparents?
Once Around The Block - Badly Drawn Boy

How is my life going?:
Nowhere Man - The Beatles

What song will they play at my funeral?:
Nothing But Green Lights - Tom Vek

How does the world see me?
With You - The Subways

Will I have a happy life?
(White Man) In Hammersmith Palais

What do my friends really think of me?:
Graffiti - Maximo Park

You have to drink when jeremy kyle says any of his famous catch phrases!!! You gota drink for the whole of the introduction theme. Drink for the whole time when the audience claps,take a finger when a guest comes out on the stage, drink a finger when a person in the audience asks a question and neck a pint wenever the crowd "boo's"!! Also make sure you have a pint ready, so you can neck it for whenever a bouncer is needed on jeremy's stage! Trust me, its messy!

Peak time 9.25-10.30am ITV
ALSO 13.35-15.35pm ITV2

SOME of the famous Quotes:

"Two sides to every story"
"FACT!"
"True or false?" "Yes or no?" "This is important; look at me"
"Let's draw a line in the sand"
"Everybody gets their say"
"I'm being [totally/completely] honest with you" "Be honest"
"Let's cut to the chase"
"Great respect to you" / "Total respect to you" / "No disrespect to you"
"Let's move forward" "I actually believe you can do it" "We have to do this"
"I feel sorry for the unborn child"
"We can start today" ".... on national television"
"Let's bring in the other parts of the equation"
"You're a disgrace, madam!"
"Fair play to you, mate" "Fair play"
"Will you do it - just for me?"
"The child is the innocent in all of this" "The man who takes somebody else's child on deserves the most enormous amount of respect, don't you think, ladies and gentlemen?"
"Am I right, ladies and gentlemen?"
"Go out, get a job, and work like the rest of us have to!"
"Me and every other taxpayer..."
"It's time to wake up and smell the coffee"
"I know about drugs... my brother was a heroin addict"
"This is an issue very close to my heart."
"I won't go into details..."
"I'm 40, I'm getting on a bit."
"Disgraceful!"
"My sister-in-law was a prima ballerina and weighed 4 and a half stone"
"I used to drive through the night to see my kids..."
"A brave lady"
"Do it now..."
CON-TRA-CEP-TION (in aloud and obtuse voice, signalling with his hand as if the word Contraception was in large illuminated writing)
"The Voice of reason...."
"i was on the radio for 10 yrs...."
"Bootcamp.."
"Graham.."
"DNA Test/Results..."
"Lie Detector..."
"Floormanager Will..."
"Those all important DNA/Lie Detector Results.."
"Get the hell off my stage!"
"Man to Man"
"Take a breather"
"Children bringing up children"
"Put somethin the on the end of it"
"Its my name on the wall"
"It's important we unravel the story"
Every time he sits on the steps beside his guests