Sir Heffington

I'm gonna be 21 on sunday! To celebrate this i'm going to Fionnbarras saturday night for a few gats etc...

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Sir Heffington
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  • Male, Luv 219
  • from CORK
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  • Member since: April 2006
  • Last active: 4 weeks ago
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Jambon? Jamboff!!
Me, Myself, and I
Hey Hup! Went to Fota the other day hence the the photo of myself and the lads over there.

Apparently I gave Trev a blue plastic harpic duck full of sweets for his bday???

TAE will be playing for the beerfest in Pine lodge next weekend! Do come along!!

Mitch shaved his beard!

Ciaran is still in portugal!

Dave and Sergey play too much golf!

I want to go kayaking but ror reckons it's too cold!

That's me done....
The Other Half Of Me
Dave Murphy

Dave Murphy

is currently sporting the half-hawk

Music at the moment
I am eagerly awaiting.... ELK's album! The new Burn us Both E.P. and the day when we manage to flog all those TAE E.P.s!!
I would highly recommend...
Taking a large pint glass. Filling it with as many large bouncy balls as you can find (your local drug dealer should be able to help you with this). Standing at the top of the stairs ( or in the jax if your feeling brave!!) And launching them as hard as you can!! To spice things up a bit rub a chili in your eye.
Things i enjoy and would like to do more often!
sleeping drumming swimming watching meercats shooting things BBQs rubbing the soles of my feet off the carpet when i'm hungover listening to new exciting music turning off shite overplayed music taking an entire weekend off work eating olives wearing shorts buying new gear for my kit going to the top of the nearest hill talking to the dog annoying the cats getting up before nine for that sense of accomplishment going to GOOD gigs avoiding shite gigs mocking mitch about him potentially driving a 08 beamer torching some devils lettuce gattin with those feckers in 37 avoiding the corner house on a friday night
these irritate me slightly and wud prefer to avoid
loud people loud animals loud children unnecessary noise in general rain when im not inside rubbish on the beach dog shit hitting my head off stuff having to pack up the drum kit playing a gig and realizing half way through that I'm actually a bit shit grumpy parents going places for no reason (unless that place is quite nice and I was doing fuck all anyway) having to get up early and put a disc on the car Many other things
Fantastic Trev Rhyme!!!!
I ate myself a gerkin,
a pedofile was lurkin,
he asked If I was sweating and he quickly started jerking!!

And so I started running,
For cars I kept on thumbing,
But he grabbed me by the nipple licked my ear and started cumming!!

So I said he was a weirdo,
For puttin' on a queer show,
And I told him he was dirty but he had a lovely beard though!!

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    • Natalie Lynch
      luv Natalie Lynch

      Hey hey heff. Came across your page and said id say hi:) so wats up haven talked in ages!

      18 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Karen Byrne
      luv Karen Byrne

      Kiwi wee wee!!! Muawhhhh!!
      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      32 weeks ago
    • Laura Hanlon
      Laura Hanlon

      Hey Hey Cian ..
      Just spreading the word nice an early for my 21st ...

      on Friday the 17th of April in the (o so original..) Carrigaline G.A.A club .... starting at nine although im pretty sure i wont be seeing most til a bit later ..

      Really hope you can make it...

      Laura x

      (an yup i relasie there's another 21st invite below mine :L )


      35 weeks ago
    • Poudge Mocho
      Poudge Mocho

      Alright heff
      My 21st is here!!!! And it’s on in the Newport bar on Paul’s st on the 11th of april at nine o clock SHARP!! Lets all get wasted!!
      You better be there
      Much love
      Ken

      35 weeks ago
    • Dave Murphy
      Dave Murphy

      teh discharge is coming out by the bucket load i saved some so you can put it on some crackers. It does smell like chicken korma.

      How would crackers and chicken korma flavored discharge taste?

      36 weeks ago
    • Dave Murphy
      Dave Murphy

      are your balls still salty?

      37 weeks ago
    • Barry Ronayne
      Barry Ronayne

      I'm gonna buck the trend, i like the outdated profile. Although I dislike the new layout. Trevs poem is well amusing!

      37 weeks ago
    • Gerardinho Kiely
      luv Gerardinho Kiely

      good man heffernan

      38 weeks ago
    • Cormac Nolan
      Cormac Nolan

      I love not getting paid, really makes me feel like a valued employee. I took a leaf out of your book and helped myself to money from the shop.

      38 weeks ago
    • Karen Byrne
      Karen Byrne

      :P

      38 weeks ago
    • Jonathan Pearson
      Jonathan Pearson

      Change your about me section, its utterly outdated.

      39 weeks ago
    • Some Randomer
      luv Some Randomer

      I agree Ciaran, and I quote:
      "these irritate me slightly and wud prefer to avoid...
      ... dog shit hittin my head"
      Cian, punctuation is a right not a privilege.

      40 weeks ago
    • Ciaran Murf
      Ciaran Murf

      Cian Heffernan's page is littered with inaccuracies and no-longer-trues.

      40 weeks ago
    • Maria Falsey
      luv Maria Falsey

      Haha yep :D
      i swear iv been in there so many times this week they must be sick of the sight of me :P

      40 weeks ago
    • Maggie Murtagh
      luv Maggie Murtagh

      im counting it down minute by minute!! :L :P

      40 weeks ago
    • Gerardinho Kiely
      Gerardinho Kiely

      misterv heffernan. my 21st is on on the 7th of march in the gaa club. please come:D

      41 weeks ago
    • Trev
      luv Trev

      Amazing Minge, simply amazing stuff lastnite!! Fair play to your beautiful drumming self:D I'll catch ya for a shcoop around carrig in the next week if your about the place anyway man. Take it easy, edam cheesy!!

      41 weeks ago