U SMELL LIKE A CATS ARSE

hello there.....-_- bowser........ this is Princess Peach and (marios ex and now friend) Pauline!

Princess Peach- u dont know how much i DESPISE YOU?? do you?


Pauline- dont worry DK`S annoying too!

Peach- *hehe* yeah he is isnt he anyway, u do anything and YOUR DEAD MEAT CAUSE MARIO WILL COME AND KICK U TO...donkey kong hehe

Peach and Pauline


IF U THINK WE ARE IVING U LOVE YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING MR (alsoooo evil)

hey

i hope u r ok my friend

how was your easter

BWAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA!

I am King Bowser, and I rule over mushroom kindom.
Well...I try to, but those idot brothers, mario and Luigi, always stop me, but ofcourse, I let them win.

Throught my life I have came up with many devious plans, from the simple "capture princess peach" to the complex "create your own galaxy".
MOST of them havn't really worked out...

I own an army of tough Goombas and koopas, which each have there own varieties, which each help me destroy mario and his imbosile friends.

My 3 main partners for taking over the world are C-man (my right hand man), Bowser Jr (my son), and Kamek, (my plan master).

Lately, me & my army won tthe war of Mushroom Kingdom and we won, so I am now known as KING Bowser to all the losers, other wise, I'm known as master, sir, or just Bowser, to my friends...

I have a VERY mysterious past, that not even my closest friends know about...

King Bowser says:
"Where the hell are Kamek & C-man?" (9 weeks ago) me too!
Happiest when...
Wit

hahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa browser long time no see hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you will not kill mario luigi and yoshi hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im sitll cursing you
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa try and make peach
your Quinn but you carnt hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
cya and fight

OH COME ON!!!!
Bowser where r u!!???
you`ve been gone for a week!!!!!!
WE NEED U!!!!
..OH AND WE GOT AN AUSOME PLAN HOW U CAN DEFETE MARIO AND MAKE PRINCESS PEACH UR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!
SO PLEASE WRITE BACK 2 US!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-(

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa im leigh-ann here to help mario
peach and yoshi hahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im ther
queen hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa say noooooooooo cuz your
going to die with my crew hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i curs you browser hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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your the best koopa ever

hi Bowser! have not head from you for a while..... please write us a letter, or a comment anything! PLEASE get in touch!

can u ask bowser jr if we can be his friend? because we carnt enter it!
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaze we r fans of u and your son! I think u outdone yourself when jr was born! so pleaze let him know about us!
Twinz

to see you r ok

sory i have not been online in ages