1. Slept naked? ya
2. Taken a shower with someone? No
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? ya
4. Drove a car? ya
5. Stole anything? ya
6. Been in love? ya
7. Been dumped? ya
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? ya
10. Been in a fist fight? No, not quite what I am into.
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? I suppose at some stage
12. Had feelings for someone? ya
14. Hugged a stranger? ya
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? ya
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Probably at some stage
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? I dont think so
18. Ditched school to do something? Never, dont ask me why
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? duh!
20. Lost a friend? not to death any way
21. Been on a plane? ya
22. Been to an island? I live on one
23. Slept in until 3? ya, along time ago, and wont again for another 18 years
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? ya
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? ya
26. Made a snow angel? No,
27. Played dress up? about 20 years ago ya.
28. Cheated while playing a game? can't remember
29. Been lonely? ya
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? Seriously douth it
32. Felt an earthquake? no
33. Touched a snake? ya, ewe.
34. Ran a red light? no
36. Had detention? no
37. Been in a car accident? ya, not a serious one though.
38.Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? no
39. Used a fake id? ya
40. Crawled through a window? That would be a big window
41. Been lost? ya
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? the north, no.
44. Cried yourself to sleep? ya
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? I have to stop doin that.
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? ya
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Who taught this stuff up, has to be american
50. Kissed in the rain? I am sure it must have been lashing the odd night after Riversdale in my youth...
51. Sang in the shower? ya
52. Made love in a park? no
53. Had a dream that you married someone? No
54. Glued your hand to something? ya
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? .
56. Ever gone to work partially naked? O sweet Jesus no
57. Been a cheerleader? No
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? no
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? no
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? too scared to watch them during the day in a packed room, pointless crap anyway.
61. Ever fallen in public? ya
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Of Course
64. Broken a bone? no
65. Been easily amused? ya
66. Laugh so hard you cry? ya
67. Mooned/flashed someone? No
68. Cheated on a test? in school ya
69. Forgotten someone's name? waaay too many times!
71. Done something dumb while drunk? ya, of course.
73. Blacked out from drinking? no
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes, poor old mossy.
75. Gone to a late night movie? Ya
76. Made love to anything not human? wierd! no.
77. Failed a class? I am sure more than once
78. Choked on something you're not supposed 2 eat? no
79. Smoked pot? No
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? ya
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? I knew this was american
82. Thrown strange objects? probably
83. Felt like killing someone? well, not really killing them, ahem.
84. Thought about running away? no
86. Got a piercing? ears
87. Cut your own hair? No, but sometimes I could make a better job.
89. Made a parent cry? ya
90. Cried over someone? yes, unfortunately.
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? does that mean pencil sharpeners?, then ya.
92. Dated someone more than once? ya
93. Had/Have a dog? Yes
94. Have an iPod? No
95. Smoked a cigarette? ya
96. Been in a band? no

To All Staff,

RE: SWEARING AT WORK

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the f___ you're
doing.

2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:
She's a ball-busting c__t.

3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the f___ do you expect me to do that?

4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No f___ing chance.

5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be sh__ing me!

6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a f__.

7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my f____ing problem.

TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This sh__ won't work.

10) TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that in.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the f___ing h _ll didn't you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING:
Excuse me sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat sh__ and die.

13) TRY
>SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
F___ it, I'm not getting overtime.

15) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
Shove it up your a__.

16) TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
This job sucks c__k.

17) TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the f___ died and made you boss?

18 ) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF:
He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources

To anybody interested in my recent Poll - We lasted a grand total of approx 6 weeks at a max.