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- become a santaginist
- Me, Myself, and I
- we need 10,000 members to join in order for santaginism to become an official religion by law!we only expect serious applicants and will only accept serious applicants. The god of our religion is SANTA the man of our life
our religion originates on the day of santaginist day AKA monday , the first of these days was 182 years ago when SANTA was being knighted by our respected great grandfather "porter" the man who is a grandfather of any santaginist. SANTA was being knighted for when he killed jesus by giving him aids then bringing him bak to life and beating him to death with a stick
after being knighted by the wooden sword of our great grandfather "porter" and evil sibling of the devil named "ryan" stole our great grandfather "porter"s wooden sword and it is thanks to st. adam the great and myself as we discovered that this sibling of the devil "ryan" stole the sword and we informed our great grandfather porter and now he knows this is why until this day we sing "oh porter knew".
the pope of santaginism: thomas gorman
founders : adam paterson , ian m'c donald and myself
other respected members!!!
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1) Thou shalt be kind to all reindear, red nosed or not
2) Thou shalt empty thy sack on any ocasion given.
3) Thou shalt drink cherry and eat mince pies.
4) Thou shalt not steal from fellow santaganists (everybody else is fair game)
5) Thou shalt be nice not naughty
6) Thou shalt not send letters to any santa but me.
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