Patrick Darcy

Patrick Darcy
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  • Mężczyzna, 30, Serce 64
  • z australia
  • Związek: Szukam
  • Wyświetlenia: 1 127
  • Jest z nami od: April 2006
  • Ostatnio online: 3 tygodnie temu
  • bebo.gazeta.pl/guvnor100

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Motto
everytime i think of you i feel meself
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
lovin ireland land of the pissed out of work who cares attitude thats why i love oreland the people are only happy when they are taking the piss or seeing others doing worse than themselves best ever
THINGS THAT AMUSE ME
THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THAT TELETUBBY TUNE THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH AND THE TWEENIES ARE JUST MAD FUCKERS WATCH THESE WHEN YOUR TRIPPING MAD STUFF (JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS BY THE WAY) OH YEAH AND OF COURSE DENISE GETTING ARRESTED
FAV FILMS
SORRY FORGOT ABOUT GOOD BURGER WITH KEENAN AND KEL HAPPY NOW KAREN :) HAPPY GILMORE ANYTHING WITH ADAM SANDLER FUNNY FUCKER AND OF COURSE ALL THE KIDDIE ONES - TOY STORY, BUGS LIFE, ANTZ, AND BARBIES CHRISTMAS SPECIAL MUST HAVE SEEN IT AROUND 100 TIMES WITH THE YOUNG ONE HONEST THATS THE ONLY REASON I WATCH IT!
SPORTS
SOCCER IS MORE THAN JUST A SPORT ITS A WAY OF LIFE . LIKE YORKE BARS NOT FOR GIRL'S IT WAS FROM BEGINNING AND SHOULD BE TILL THE END.
SCARED OF
CLOWNS- THAT FUCKING CLOWN FROM IT SCARRED DA BOLLOX OUT OF ME AND MY MIND THERE IS NOTHING AS FUCKED UP AS LISTENING TO YOURSELF THINK .AND DYING ALONE AS LONG AS THERE IS SOMEONE THERE TO HOLD ME HAND ILL BE HAPPY
HAPPIEST WHEN?
TRYING TO WIND UP ME 2 NEICES , NOTHING FUNNIER THAN WATCHING KIDS GET FRUSTRATED WITH YA AND NOT BEING ABLETO BEAT YA UP DEADLY

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    • peter kay



      1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
      2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the
      core of the earth?
      3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
      4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
      5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
      stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
      6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
      7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
      centuries' have a 'use by' date?
      8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
      horrible
      crisp no one would eat?
      9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
      10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
      squeeze
      these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
      11. What do people in China call their good plates?
      12. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
      point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
      13. What do you call male ballerinas?
      14. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
      15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
      16. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
      vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
      17. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet
      paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
      18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
      19. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
      you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?

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    • star sign


      ***Star signs*** 259 days ago

      CANCER
      Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.
      GREAT in bed. Most horny.

      PISCES
      Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too sexy, DAMN IT.
      Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed.

      LIBRA
      Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun!
      Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!
      GREAT in Bed.

      CAPRICORN
      Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
      Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
      Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR
      the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!

      AQUARIUS
      Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being
      in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
      Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

      ARIES
      Outgoing. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with.
      Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
      Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

      TAURUS
      Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
      Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser. Sexual as fuck. Hates orange.

      LEO
      Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny.
      Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
      Is really good at fucking. Great kisser.

      **VIRGO!!**
      Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Always Horny. Freak in bed.
      Always wants the last word. Loud. Caring. Smart. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Attractive. Loud.

      SCORPIO
      Extreemly sexy. Talkative.
      Energetic. Predict future.
      Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser.
      not one to mess with. always get what they want.

      SAGITTARIUS
      Spontanious. Horny.High sex appeal.
      Rare to find. Good when found.
      Loves being in long relationships.

      GEMINI
      Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners
      Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But
      Still Punch Your Lights Out. Trustworthy

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    • Ken M
      Ken M

      alright mate how u keepin wots goin on in darcy world...

      5 tygodni temu
    • Lisa O'Connor
      luv Lisa O'Connor

      Hey Paddy Long time since i seen you!!! Hows life treating ya?? All good i hope :)

      9 tygodni temu
    • Lis Mc
      luv Lis Mc

      Hey mad one hows yea keeping after that weekend,id say you were as full as a bingo bus sunday nite lol

      15 tygodni temu
    • Lis Mc
      luv Lis Mc

      You made me laugh been so sad this morning,why did you think he would not do any gigs,yea he is sitten on an island,im up early looking for jobs im determind im buyen a car soon :) hope ye all good

      21 tygodni temu
    • Lis Mc
      luv Lis Mc

      Hows the head so what do you think of my plan get back to me asap cause ull have to get me somewhere to stay!!xHere is some red stuff babs.......:)

      26 tygodni temu
    • Lis Mc
      luv Lis Mc

      Sori darcy cant make it dwn youll have too just book me well in advance next time sweetie :D ,i would have loved to have gone to it!here sum luv keep you sweet :)

      26 tygodni temu
    • Lis Mc
      luv Lis Mc

      Thats the bankholiday yea it sounds pretty good ill ask ann will she def come up with me will need you book us somewhere too stay if she is up for it which day do you think will be the best :) ,i cant beleave she will be home she looking forward to it??Hows you still waiten on that phonecall lol!

      26 tygodni temu
    • Ruthie
      luv Ruthie

      Aw the festival that will be a good weekend!Dont think I can make it home by then :( I still have a bit to see here yet
      The card game just isnt the same without you here :) The girls just left Brisbane last night to head back up to Cairns :( They stayed with us for 2 nights & in a hostel for 2 nights, guess who was working behind the bar where they were staying???Lets just say I told them to lock their shower doors!!! Me & Graeme are still working away til the end of June. Bolo got his 2nd year visa & Gav is rolling in the money from the poker :D When are you heading off to Lanzorote to get your tan back?

      26 tygodni temu
    • Far
      luv Far

      ye we are havin a great time. ye i dont swim in the sea cos id be to afraid of all that shit hahaha! but its all good we have a swimmin pool in our hotel. love it! :D
      goin to brissy on friday wuhoooooo

      28 tygodni temu
    • Lis Mc
      Lis Mc

      Thats great your all set so you are dead rite pet!!Hows all with you??

      29 tygodni temu
    • Ruthie
      luv Ruthie

      Yep working away!The whole place got a pay rise today!Ambo is fine was talking to her at the wknd,she is still working away & cleaning in the hostel.Ha ha Graeme bumped into 'Storm' in the valley the other week :) What you been up to back home?

      29 tygodni temu
    • Graeme Redmond
      Graeme Redmond

      Doing a wee bit, got solid work for the next 6 weeks so happy out. Miss the football, would love a game of astro! Any craic? Are you working,

      30 tygodni temu
    • Lis Mc
      Lis Mc

      :( :(

      30 tygodni temu
    • Lis Mc
      Lis Mc

      Hey you be around if i give you a buzz later:)

      31 tygodni temu
    • Ruthie
      luv Ruthie

      I miss being umemployed playing drinking games in Coogee, come back :(

      32 tygodnie temu
    • Linda Duffin
      Linda Duffin

      C<---------- COOL!:D

      32 tygodnie temu
    • Lis Mc
      luv Lis Mc

      Im home pet :) :) :) :) finally x here sum luv yea running low

      33 tygodnie temu
    • Georgina O' Keeffe
      Georgina O' Keeffe

      OMG ....Did all that happen ya when u got home or over here???? Thats brill that ur working away and all at home considering the country is in recession...Im still sorting bananas believe it or not :L :L :L Finished here in 3 weeks so happy days - i've gone bananas at this stage :L :L :L :L :L :L Thinking of heading to Nimbin for the Mardi Gra , then travel up the East Coast seehow the funds are after we leave hereya know ;) ;) Ah Ill never get sick of partying ha ha :) :) :)

      34 tygodnie temu