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    • Why husbands should never be taken shopping.

      This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:

      Dear Mrs. Murray,

      While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

      Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

      1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

      2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

      3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

      4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

      5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

      6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

      7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

      8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

      9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

      10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

      11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practiced the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

      12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

      13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

      And; last, but not least:

      14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'


      Yours sincerely,


      Charles Brown
      Store Manager

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    • My top 16

      my top 16

      heres the deal : read this one first, then write the names of YOUR top 16 and answer the questions on them and repost it. sound simple enough???

      ( admittedly i have updated my top 16 in a while.....)

      1. Kathryn
      2. Dee
      3. Jenny
      4. Katie
      5. Dizz
      6. Fred
      7. Eoghan
      8. Serena
      9. Nora
      10. Simon
      11. Kate
      12. John
      13. Kevin
      14. Peter
      15. Sean
      16. Rosey


      Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16?:
      A. No

      Q. What’s your least favourite thing about number 13?
      A. He’s a Man United Supporter

      Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
      A. She held my Guinness for me on St Paddies. Star!

      Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
      A: June or maybe even August can’t be sure she never tells me any of the craic.

      Q: Is number 7 pretty?
      A: Beautiful especially after he got the hair chopped.

      Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
      A. Can’t remember meeting her but I reckon I thought she was pretty.

      Q. What do you like most about number 14?
      A. He’s a good laugh has bucket loads of Charisma

      Q: How did you meet 3?
      A: She grabbed my face and tried rip it off the day I was born. Psycho. She’s my Big Sis.

      Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
      A: Maybe he already has.

      Q: Is 1 your best friend?:
      A: No I just put her at number one to make her think that she is. Its kindness really.

      Q. How long have you known number 13?
      A. Since A-Levels. I knew of him since 3rd year though

      Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
      A. Funnily enough no.

      Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
      A: I know he does after Preston. He spend most of a night on my mates floor trying to cuddle with me we were nearly spooning at one stage I had to put my foot down and say back off!

      Q: What is the last thing you did with 1?
      A: We attended a barbecue together and I chased her to her car and bit her wing mirror.

      Q. If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
      A. Don’t know he has everything he could want now.

      Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
      A. Seeing as they’re cousins, I don’t think so.

      Q. If number 3 was a crayon, what colour would he be?
      A. Ginger oh no sorry blonde :P

      Q: Have you ever been to 4's house?
      A: Not the one in Edinburgh.

      Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 6?
      A: I’m not sure if I remember maybe.

      Q: When's the next time you'll see 10?
      A: When he gets back from Birmingham

      Q: Are you real close to 11?:
      A: We’re good friends

      Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
      A: Yeah she got a full on Glasgow Kiss the last time we were outside the Bound for. Rarrrr

      Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
      A: Once or twice

      Q: Have you ever been angry with 12:
      A: Not that I remember

      Q: Would you ever make a move on no.10!
      A: Yes I do as regularly as possible

      Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
      A: Can’t remember

      Q: Describe number 6 in one word
      A: Grrrrrrrrrrreat

      Q: Do u evr talk to 7?
      A: I’ll be talking to him tomorrow at football!

      Q: What do u think of number 16?
      A: She’s pretty and she’s mad which makes her pretty mad

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    • O Lord, Our father,

      O Lord, Our father,

      Our young patriots, idols of our hearts,
      Go forth to battle - be Thou near them!
      With them, in spirit, we also go forth
      From the sweet peace of our beloved firesides To smite the foe.

      O Lord, our God,
      Help us to tear their soldiers
      To bloody shreds with our shells;
      Help us to cover their smiling fields
      With the pale forms of their patriot dead; Help us to drown the thunder of
      the guns With the shrieks of their wounded,
      Writhing in pain.

      Help us to lay waste their humble homes
      With a hurricane of fire;
      Help us to wring the hearts of their
      Unoffending widows with unavailing grief; Help us to turn them out roofless
      With their little children to wander unfriended The wastes of their
      desolated land
      In rags and hunger and thirst,
      Sports of the sun flames of summer
      And the icy winds of winter,
      Burdened in spirit, worn with travail,
      Imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it -

      For our sakes who adore Thee, Lord,
      Blast their hopes,
      Blight their lives,
      Protract their bitter pilgrimage,
      Make heavy their steps,
      Water their way with their tears,
      Stain the white snow with the blood
      Of their wounded feet!

      We ask it in the spirit of love -
      Of Him who is the source of love,
      And Who is the ever-faithful
      Refuge and Friend of all that are sore beset And seek His aid with humble
      and contrite hearts.

      Amen

      A poem/ prayer by Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)

      2 comentarios 1229 días

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    • J-M-C
      J-M-C

      FACT: He is clever too, the man Bennett. He speaked on the phone so to throw me off the scent and saying "Yes dear...no dear...no I haven't forgotten...I am just buying the bloody shortbread now...Yes, I'll pick up some flowers for your mother...No dear I am not going to pub". But not clever enough. I know real Mr Ferguson would never choose flowers over pub.

      FACT: For that was a decoy Bennett. The real one is follow me back to my car waving red card for poor Javier Mascherano. I run. I am shouting: "Get this man away from me." I grab policeman and say: "He is behind me, asking me for Respect but bullying my player."

      FACT: The policeman say: "There is nobody behind you, sir. Are you feeling alright?"

      FACT: Mr Ferguson is even better than I thought. He has mastered the devilry of invisibility. I must return to Anfield manager's office (coated with tin foil to stop HIS EYE being upon me) at once.

      hace 47 semanas
    • J-M-C
      J-M-C

      FACT: Manchester is suspiciously close to Liverpool. How convenient. I will say no more, for he is listening.... And watching too. His eyes are everywhere. Only just now, in the supermarket, I see a man who look very much exactly like referee Steve Bennett talking on the phone while buying a tin of shortbread. No doubt he was on the phone to Ferguson.

      hace 47 semanas
    • J-M-C
      J-M-C

      FACT: Mr Ferguson has a big kennel in his garden where he keeps selected Premier League referees, which he feeds on dog biscuits and honeyed words.

      hace 47 semanas
    • J-M-C
      J-M-C

      FACT: Mr Ferguson personally referees games in disguise. This is a talent he acquired in the 1970s when he replaced Peter Gabriel in Genesis. This is a fact that THEY do not want you to know. By THEM I refer to Phil Collins especially.

      hace 47 semanas
    • Buffy
      Buffy

      Dublin-Amsterdam/Aerlingus currently standing at FREE
      Just taxes and charges..................

      hace 48 semanas
    • Buffy
      Buffy

      You got maaaa-aaaail!!! :D x

      hace 53 semanas
    • Buffy
      Buffy

      Oh fuck it. I'm after writing out a big long message about 14 times here and cant, for various, well, one reason *ahem* :L

      So here goes
      Halloween night is 10 days away.
      We need to get our tickets bought and I'm hereby starting the Dinos idea.

      (Everyone who went to the City/Tower hotel last year said it was crap - and don't lie, yes you all did!!!)

      So basically, I'm throwing in my two cents for the evenings entertainment in the form of this attempt at helping with the organising from afar.

      Get ye down to Dinos this week and Procure Thyself a ticket for the Night!!!!!!

      Tally ho!

      hace 59 semanas
    • Colm O'Donnell
      Colm O'Donnell

      Like the profile picture lad! Looks sweet!

      hace 60 semanas
    • Kevin Breslin
      Kevin Breslin

      Ger said your house is non-existant, how come?

      hace 61 semanas
    • Buffy
      Buffy

      New house??
      New lifestyle??
      Final Prince-off???
      Hils's's's's's birthday???
      Full and uncompromising report please!!!!
      Tis good to be back in Ireland! Croatians = boring, Croatia = deadly. Strange mix! I loved: Cheap croatian wine, beaches, sunshine. I did not love: Most of the people we met, the food, the taxis. I also love: the fact that I'm not back in work til Monday. I also do not love: that my oven door fell off while I was away ... *confused face*
      What's the craic in D to the erry maaaaaan?????

      hace 63 semanas
    • Kevin Breslin
      Kevin Breslin

      Why would I want to work in T4... They have a job officially for an arithmetician, last one appartently complained about a 90% pay cut.

      hace 67 semanas
    • J-M-C
      J-M-C

      just cause i know how you guys worry about me... i'm going to me ma's tonite after work so will be home later.

      hope the day off was everything you hoped it would be and more. :L

      It's a nightmare when ye take days off and someone else is off too though... ye can't even get a chop in peace. :L

      hace 67 semanas
    • J-M-C
      J-M-C

      did you do another not going to work day the day michael?

      hace 69 semanas
    • Buffy
      luv Buffy

      Hahaha, sorry! But you have to admit, it was too good not to steal!

      By the way, The Dark Knight RAAAAAAAAAAAWWKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!!! :D :D :D

      hace 71 semanas
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      Shaun Harkin

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      hace 71 semanas