Chris Miles
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männlich, 20,
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- aus Bristol
- Ich bin Single
- Profilaufrufe: 2.035
- Zuletzt aktiv: 46 Wochen her
- www.bebo.com/DrugFishChris
- Motto
- I've just put 23 socks on my left foot and now I can't feel it!
- Ich über mich
- I'm Chris. I'm 18. I go to college.
I hold the world record for the number of apples under 4-inches circumference you can eat. This is part of the unofficial world records - ones Guinness won't allow you to know about because they are too pussy - because they don't like records which can damage you for life, you know, make you ill and that. Anyway, I ate 268 apples in one sitting in order to hold the record.
I shat stones for a week. Or that's how I remember it. But that was better than Mr Nyama who got really ill and started vomiting blood.
The thing about fish only having a four-second memory is a lie. My fish still remember me doing the world record - I know this because every time they see an apple they turn in the opposite direction. Even fish that weren't alive when I did the world record know to turn away.
If I could be anyone I'd either be me, or Mr Nyama. You should meet him, he's wicked. He's got the 5 inch record. But he won't tell me his first name.
- Meine bessere Hälfte
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marshmallow fluff?
- ambitions
- I met a guy who lived in a bin once. I don't want to live in a bin though, but, there's something good about that I think. Either that or the 6 inch record
- Television
- Television is pointless. It is a box with images in. Has no-one ever thought how fucked-up that is? A box holding loads of images that you can just flick between. It's not trippy, it's wrong.
- Bands
- 1970s emo. Early 1980s costume pop. Anything with polyester in the title. And the Ataris.
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Don’t really feel like doing this today...
Right… Don't really feel like doing this today (my mouth feels like an old ladies coat), but I've got half an hour to kill and Michelle's been on at me for ages about updating it. So here's a questionnaire I found in an old folk vinyl I got from Plastic Wax. Read on…
Do you live like there is no tomorrow?
My mate Bob's an amnesiac. He can only remember things for 45 minutes or less. There's literally no tomorrow for him. Only now. I've adopted that worldview in solidarity.
Do you blast your jets easily?
Only after a curry.
What's your talent?
Ribbon dancing. It's absolutely brilliant, all these bendy girls expressing emotions through movement and bits of string. I mean, I've not tried it yet, but I've rehearsed a lot in my head. A lot.
Do you believe we live in a cruel world?
Joan of Arc, Steve Biko, John Proctor, Heather Mills… Need I go on?
Are you doing your best to change it?
I smile a lot. And people smile back. It's contagious, like a lovely sort of gonorrhea.
Have you ever had a date deep-six you?
I really, really, really don't like the sound of that.
When on a date do you always go to the powderbox to plant the platterpuss?
Who doesn't?
Who chained you?
A Naughty Gorgeous Image of Elegance.
Can you break loose?
I'm trying.
Can we get together for an evening of poetry?
Sorry, I'm washing my hair that night.
When?
See above…
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Wow, Maxxie, you look all horny.
If Rome won't go to Muhammed then Muhammed will clap till it does
She's a bit pissed cos my willies gone wonky and I'm a bit mental.
Chris: So I told him he was a pitty boss and a pastard and he could pucking shove his pucked polo up his packside! Stupid prick. Josie: I think one slipped through there Chris.
I'm horny, horny horny horny
Fuck it, I'm gonna do it my way and the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me.
I swear Chris gives these bastards speed. They move faster than normal fish.
Yeah? has he shown you his special SLIDER yet?
Every time, every fucking time. Buy 3 ounces of weed Sidney. Yes sir! Shove a bag of pills up your ass Sidney. Oh right away! Come help me save some random bint. OH COULD I! What have we learnt from this Sidney? Your friends are shit heads.
Do something called a 'Google', I dont know what it is, but it sounds filthy!
Oh Wow.. Fuck You
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hello
hry babee my ex was like ya that y i shaged him .. lol ... XX
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or add mee plz ..
Whats the point in pretending to be chris.
cause its not even his namee.
God ow stupid mind.
pethetic.
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How are ya?
Omg i know it was ages ago but whyy did yoo have to die on skins! yoo made me cry
Is skins coming bk??? Hope so <3
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hello
how are you
what you up 2/.
so bored
lov you lots
we will all miss yuu
lov beckii
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hav can yuu give me lov plz xxx
wow i am lovely
what are you up to hunni