There was an old man called Michael Finnagin
He grew whiskers on a his chinagain
The wind came up and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnagin.

He was a cock.

What spelling mistake? Typo? Difference. Uh huh! I hate flies so I hope I didn't swallow one. And as for spiders... did I send you my photo? xxxxx

Oh Ryan Jolly Hughes!!! You dont talk to me anymore... Seen as you won't ask I will tell you.
As you know, I am pregnant (nearly 6 months so getting pretty round) Its a girl and her name will be Sierra-rose
and I got engaged on my birthday!!!!
Thats about all for now.
What about you? When are you coming home? I will need you to sing my baby to sleep Oh i miss hearing all those songs from your childhood....
Anyway I better love you and leave you xoxoxox

I am disturbed by your nights of joy album. We made a pact neither of us would EVER wear make up like I used to in 4th year again. Plus, can't believe you're going down to manchester. Stop ignoring me so we can have another fun night in? Charlie likes you xx

hello my big head boy.... i just realised my mum sent you a pic of me...
I remember the good old days.... with beer, jasper and all the wheely, wheely good times!!! Are you ever gonna come see me again?

hey dude how is things

hey pretty how the hell is it hanging ...this pic is a recent of your big head girl i no she misses you ...her small head mum xxx DONT EAT THE SOAP

i hate peeing on my leg!!!!!!!! stupid lesbians!! i love u tho xx

heeeey

Im not very well at the mo, got the cold and im on some antibiotcs 2 which sucks

My weekend was eventful....and yes i was very drunk...infact i was 2 drunk

I know i am freakin out with studyin...think these exams r gona b tough

R u gona cum out 4 drinks straight after the psychology exam on wednesday cos it finishes r 4 so sum people in the class were jst gona head out n celebrate no more exams yeeehaaa

Reurning the love

Jill x x x

Hey Hugotastic!! Im rather dandy thank u v.much! Had fri&mon off which was rather nice - back at work 2d! Poor u re exams yuck! altho ul prob blitz them i bet! u coming to burgh anytime soon?? or wana do something in gla this weekend? if u have studying tho its ok - let me knoe whats goin on in da hood - he's Huuuugotastic!!

Luv always
Noid xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey Hugo! iv got a new phone and have now lost ur no. AGAIN!! please could u text me it so i can phone u for a catch up!

Noid xxxxxxxxx

Alright mr, how's it going? X

Hola.
Thats great about thursday, I'm pleased my birthday plans are not foiled by that little mofo that is your phone
I am so not jealous of essay writing shit. I love the fact that I don't write essays anymore, not even for fun.
Speak to you wed my lovely xxx

Is your middle name actually jolly?

hey yoh hughes hows it going ?
xxx

guter tag jolly hughes

just sending u my love xxx

I see your sun aint shinin,but i wont make a fu-uss...tho its obvious! 2 days 2 go hugo til we get flooded with cards!;-)xxx

Haha now there a question I ended up walking around suchihalll street on my own for ages looking 4 my lift but yeh EVENTUALLY got home and in 1 piece so its all good hehe!
Yeh u 2 and i wil c u on Monday....let the fun times roll
x x x

25 but dont tell no-one.

Susan said you might pop over before it but we'll be having a party all night so get yourself round