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Eren ve Gurkanin Arkadasli Mezara Kadar Amina Koyim
Im that boy from Livo
studying at UWS
I Love Shawtyyy
and I started prayin to Muhammad and Allah, the most beneficial through you, all things are possible, I know you're listening, I never meant for this to happen, I never dreamed this would be my fate, such a grotesque murder scene. On that note, same time, the cops busted in. I kissed my lady, her blood on my lips, I said "Amen". Then I put the nine to my head, pulled the hammer, held her close, Squeeze the toast, I said to her, "Now onto God, we elope"
- ultrAslan- that be Me Avrupa Geliyoruz !!
- 10 reasOns toO datE a sOcca plAyaa [ m e ]
- 1. They Have The Rite Touch
2. They R Used To Scoring
3. They Can Go on Soft Or Hard
4. They Make U Scream For More
5. Sweating Is No Problem
6. Skill Is Definite
7. They'll Play Anywhere Anytime
8. They Can Go For 90 Minutes In At least 11 Different Positions
9. Kicking Ass Is The Same As Smaking It
10.They R Always On Top
- Soccer obviously...Galatasaray and 100% Bremen
- nrg/donk and trance...the good shit rnb is alright hehehe...BBBB fav song be Soldier Boy
- Definition of a Turk
- Turks are a sub-branch of the Turkic tribe .The citizens living in the country Turkish Republic . An adjective referring to someone who is extremely brave.This term is derived from the name of a tribe, turks, which ruled asia and europe between 1400s and 1800s. A person who enjoys spending time drinking beer and riding motor vehicles, Also enjoys large lifted trucks and avoiding cardio at the gym. A very kind and helpful person. They have the city Istanbul, which is one of the best cities in Europe.
Contrary to belief, their understanding and life sytles are very modern and appropriate for Europe. Turks are generally blamed for something in every year, and are not really suprised by their neighbours "creativity" on causing problems. Turkish people have insanelly awesome food, way better than Greek. A Turkish is a Greek - Killing person.
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Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember tazos.
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]
You remember watching Doug and Ren & Stimpy
AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You had a favourite member from FIVE.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everyhting was settled by rock paper scissors
when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
when we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
video hits was actually good.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to Australiass Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
you had a fringe at some point. none of this side fringe crap, a real fringe
You remember those Where's Wally books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the Aladin, and Ninja Turtles,.
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember walkmans
Writing M.A.S.H. notes.
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell".
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies.
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 98 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
When Goth (NOT EMO) was crazy cool! Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, the good bands.
You remember Bewitched, Jump 5, S-Club 7, and that whole period with the boy bands and pop divas.
You remember exactly where you were and what you were doing the first time you saw a Britney Spears or N'SYNC video.
Michael Jordan was a king.
no one had brand pencilcases
You collected those Beanie Babies.
sesame st was actually good.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You owned a portable tape player.
You know the Macarena and the nutbush by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
when you got one sheet of homework for the whole week.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
when Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
When it was all about N64.
WHEN YOU TRADED POKEMON CARDS FOR A LIVING.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
Post this in your blog if you remember these days . . .
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Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act ######## with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
Go play in traffic.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like #####,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT #### UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!! noone likes you ok!!!
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The 10 Wog Commandments...
10. Thou shall have at least 2 mobile phones or own 2 SIM cards.
-One for Optus free time and the other for either Vodafone...3 etc etc. You may have nothing to say, but saying it for free somehow adds great value to it.
9. Thou shall wannabe a DJ or claim to have a cousin that is a DJ.
-You must have made at least one attempt to make your own tracks using demo programs off the net and sampling stuff that sounds like you ripped it off a playstation game. This must also include an improvised freestyle rap which contains several references to your genitals and your bro's ho's etc. If you do not fit into these categories then you must have at least one Asian friend who claims to be able to rap. (boy/girl)
8. Thou shall display at least 3 crosses: IF ITIALIAN, GREEK, SERB AND MASO ETC;
• A gold chunky cross your godparents gave you when you were baptised that you wear around your neck along with the other 10 charms including soccer balls, love hearts , friend ship crap and your family saint.
• A huge cross and your village saint above your bed blessed by the pope
• FOR ITALIAN BOYS AND CHIX ONLY-Some rosary beads hanging from your rear view mirror in the car or one of the stickers they hand out during Easter stuck on your dashboard that your nonna/yia yia/baba gave you.
• Optional for the young wog boys: Showing your so called "devotion" to religion by getting a tattoo of the cross or any other religious symbols usually on your arm or on your back. (no barbed wire around your arm doesn't count)
7. Thou shall rebel against older Wogs with any authority and obtain some sort of piercing.
Any self respecting wog boy/chick would have popped down to the chemist and gotten an earring. Make sure you do this in the next suburb and ensure that the chemist isn’t run by Greeks or Serbs (if in Sydney + Melbourne) Italians in order to avoid a leak to the local gossip network (eg.your mum's hairdresser, your dad's best mate who owns the fruit shop etc).
IMPORTANT: You must remove the earring before and during the time spent at home and when with the ”boys” one must replace it, with a big chunky gold sleeper…
6. Thou must know greetings in other wog languages. We live in a multicultural society therefore let’s start with the basics:
• Hows it going bro
• Ej…pa gde si ti?
• Djes ti ba’?
• Ciao Bella/Bello!
Once you have mastered the basics feel free to express yourself and expand on your vocabulary:
• Yallah/ Wallah
• Puši mi kurac/ ma jebi se bre
• Allah al manet
5. Thou shall travel or cruise in at least 1 modified car a week and be seen at 1 of the following locations:
Mt Gravat Mtn
infront of cooparoo hall
4. Thou shall use excessive amounts of hair products on one's hair specifically extra hold hair spray, mouse and gel.
A Wog Boys hairdo is a masterpiece, in many cases a work of art. One must set aside many hours to craft those spikes of hair. If you have curly hair do not bother...shave it down to a number 0 or 1.
Colour is also an important element and standards do apply: One must have streaks of blonde, red or blue applied to the ends of one's hair.
3. Thou shall know at least one traditional song or dance.
These include artists such as, Sfakianakis, Yianni, Ceca, šaban Bajramovic, Mile Kitic…etc etc
Ladies: When dancing in a traditional fashion, usually at your cousins 21st so blind drunk that you forget half your chest is pouring out of your top and your skirt is riding up your backside, a strong grip of the nearest person's hand could make or break your dance routine. If in doubt of any dance moves...improvise! AND never EVER take a serviette from someone inside the circle. If you are completely lost just blame the nearest skip for making you break your concentration.
2. Thou shall not get busted waxing/ shaving by ones mother.
A majority of wog boys have a tend
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