Haydz

i kill mutha fuckas wit my hands

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  • de BITCH HAVEN!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Membre depuis: January 2008
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names hayden born in the far north, but migrated to the haven, Im semi bloody alliterate and i have TDB ( TOO BUSY DISORDER) to be honest i cant be fucked right now....maybe later QUEEF HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!Anyone keen for a hoe down ???????
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enter shikari, bullet for my vallentine
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Pine Apple Express...funny shit
"I look like the hamburgerlar, and the elepahnat man"..."You look like you got fucked up by a coffee pot"
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spontanious combustion (never know when your going to randomly burst in to flames)

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  • dai hennwood quotes some goooooooooooooood shit here

    Number 32 your shame is up...would you like some shakalaka sauce with that?

    mmm the old flannelette shirt bro. I bet you can bust into some ass with that on

    you look like your into hip-hop

    I dont cross the road the any normal person, I cross it like a dance CHAMPION!

    bro wait up! where are you going with my cleanways truck?

    This is on the border of gay and straight. its like running to the gay river and dipping your foot in, but then jumpimg back because its too cold.

    G's up hoes down

    Are you a bit of an SPCA man are you?

    do you ever sniff your mo?

    Yea incase you were wondering, that is my work. I'm pretty good with the paint.

    When you're in an elevator, make sure you've got your pants on.

    Hey there what's in your suitcase? Your cousin?

    Ooooo you're very grabby grabby with that mike there arn't you

    I feel sorry for the person sleeping down there aye.

    Mmmmm look at these. Italian sausages. You know what to do with them? You lick them. mmmm yea.

    Any dude that wears a skirt is good in my book.

    You can't lick sausages in your good clothes.

    Aw na that's going to have to go in the boot aye.

    I'll tell you what i want what i really really want, let me tell you what i want what i really really want, i wanna Zi, i wanna Zi, i wanna Zi, i wanna Zi, i wanna zinger zinger zinger zinger Zinger burger please!

    Jumun, Jumun, Jumun Jumun Jumun. Have you ever played Jumunji bro it's like a board game where you rhyme. I roll my dice, thrice.

    I got more rhymes than china's got asians. And they got heaps of little asians.

    I thought this was the busking festival not the fat guy sitting down with his pants round his neck show.

    I wouldn't pick on you ya little ginga

    Theres nothing like thrusting to some stinky licks.

    Always wear your speedos. Even if you've got a tiny little italian cock.

    You've already got an ice-cream there bro don't get too hungus.

    No no, that's just a kid stroking his nipple.

    I'm suprised he didn't displace every piece of water in that lagoon with his fat ass!

    You do what with your mate in your mum's bed?

    Your not allowed to wear wrestling belts to school? What's the education come to? Look at me, i'm wearing tights and i'm alright.

    I'm not the weakest link, and he's just a dude with 7 strings of poo coming out of his head.

    I could be pulling banana's and vegemite out of scout's asses. But i'm not, i'm at wrestlemania!

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  • Jillybean
    luv Jillybean

    haii :D

    Il y a 20 semaines
  • luv David

    Sup ma Nga Puhi brotha!

    Il y a 28 semaines
  • Homey D
    Homey D

    sup bro hws it goin? :D

    Il y a 31 semaines
  • Ruthy Xx
    luv Ruthy Xx

    dick

    Il y a 34 semaines
  • Ruthy Xx
    luv Ruthy Xx

    even though you never come on ima jus leave you a comment and a heart :)

    Il y a 40 semaines
  • SMence
    SMence

    Like todays shirt btw... quite apt...

    Il y a 43 semaines
  • SMence
    SMence

    woah... turns out either you're stupid enough to believe that is not a virus-laden, forged and malicious page or you're stupid enough to believe that I don't know what I'm doing with computers... wtf?

    Il y a 49 semaines
  • Psychedelic Bustah
    Psychedelic Bustah

    sup man, hows stuff?

    Il y a 50 semaines
  • Ritchie Vadala
    Ritchie Vadala

    lol mad, still doesnt beat my 48 + lan at armageddon :P :P

    Il y a 51 semaines
  • Homey D
    Homey D

    yea bro were gona sleep ova da nite there nd have a bbq! haha ya keen?

    Il y a 51 semaines
  • Homey D
    Homey D

    yo man, cum to my birthday on da 12th ae? :D

    Il y a 51 semaines
  • Ritchie Vadala
    Ritchie Vadala

    lol yeah good ay, nice as weather here. WBU?? lol

    Il y a 51 semaines
  • Homey D
    luv Homey D

    um duno bro tell ur parents to rng my mum bro! :D
    bro we made a new song! wer gona go kill sum faggot called kayden in da jolidays! hahaha hes pretty much dead already! lol

    Il y a 52 semaines
  • Francois Le Roux
    luv Francois Le Roux

    hahaha, bloody jews... now we know why hitler had the grudge aye... cant catch!

    haha but ya neways... my cricket WENT shit, I had work one tues night, and I missed practise and my coach shat a brick... I bated 11 the following week, fielded for 55 overs straight, didnt get a bowel and was ont he fine leg boundry where shit all happens and i have to run a marathon at the end of each over... so ya I was a dick to him and it kinda just stayed that way. But meh I leave for SA friday so i dont have to play for that dick again!

    neways man, write back before friday aye...

    Il y a 52 semaines