Joe Rayner

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Motto
HEY JAZZEPPEE
Meine bessere Hälfte
Natalie Noakes
Music
RED HOT CHILLIES, OASIS, JOHNNY CASH, MMMMMMMMM PRETTI MUCH ANI FING
Films
The Shawshank Redemption, dead mans shoes, shaun of the dead
Sports
duno i gym sum times wen i cba, bt duno i wud like 2 gt in2 rock climbing so if ani 1 no's ani 1 tel tel tel. canoeing, camping, hiking, absailing, over night hikes, cycling sum times, walking 2 twn haha

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  • P R O U D

    i'm a scout and fucking PROUD
    This is for everyone who once was, or still is in Scouting and proud of it!
    You eat better at camp then you do at home
    You can pitch a tent anywhere with your eyes closed.
    You can relate anything you do to a camp story.
    Your friends tell you to shut up about what you did on the weekend coz they are like rightio... and you did that why?!?!?!?!?
    You get excited about camping in weather any sane person wouldn't venture out in
    You've been to at least one jamboree and had the time of your life.
    You know what a jamboree is.
    You forget that girls in scouting are actually girls until you see them in girly clothing ex. Bathing suite.
    Girls, you NEVER forget that guys in scouting are guys
    You see a fleur-de-lis and think of scouts before Quebec, unless you live in Quebec.
    You are not actually a scout but you tell people you are because they have never heard of Ventures or Rovers or Explorers.
    You automatically hit it off when someone tells you they are also in Scouting.
    Fires are made from more gas then wood.
    The meetings go on, even if you are locked out of the meeting room.
    Tents are optional when camping.
    Rain is seen as a source of drinking water…not a pain in the butt.
    You have more badges from camps then you know what to do with.
    You don't know why people use flashlights.
    You can kick white waters ass in a canoe, but the moment you hit flat water you tip.
    You first move away from home and all you eat is camp food because it is the only thing you know how to cook.
    EVERYTHING is just better outdoors.
    You give a normal person your left hand to shake and don't even realize it until they look at you funny.
    You see the dirt in your food, but eat it anyway.
    You begin packing 20 minutes before you're supposed to leave.
    When every stain has a story behind it.
    You start humming camp songs in class.
    You couldn't imagine dating someone non-scouting.
    You see a pile of wood near the river and within a day your floating away.
    Camping comes second hand nature to you.
    You could not think of a better way to meet great people then scouting.
    When camping and ashes get into your hot chocolate it adds the little bit of extra flavour. Same goes for marshmellows.
    all fires built must be massive!!!!!
    You buy your next car based on how much gear it will carry.
    You have mastered the skill of changing in public without exposing yourself.
    You know your a scout when people at work ask what you did at the weekend then stare at you like you're crazy when you tell them.
    You know your a scout when you can get everyones attention with just a cheer!
    When you & your group do a cheer for a group of people who aren't in scouts they look at you insane.
    When you have a weather roc k outside your house.
    When your house has as much troop stuff in it as anything else.
    You are known by your scout name to more people than by your real name.
    People offer to lend you a tent for a non Scouting event and then look at you strangely when you explain you have 3 at home.
    You know your a scout when you wear a camping shirt to class and everyone looks at you like your diseased.
    You know your a scout when you brag to your friends about how indestructible your socks are.
    You know your a scout when someone says 'I just broke my arm' and you respond immediately with' its okay I brought duct tape'.
    You know you're a scout when people don't believe you that the lighter in your pocket is not there to light up cigarettes but to light up fires.
    You know your a scout when you have a separate drawer just for camp shirts.
    You know you're a scout when you watch Survivor and you know you could do so much better!
    You know your a scout when tents are optional...along with a shelter at all.
    You know you're a Scout when you come home from a camping trip and your nice tan washes off in the shower.
    You know your a scout when you get back from camp and realize you've had 12 hours sleep in 60 hours.... and you have a Biology

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  • GO ON DO IT

    Would you...?
    1. gινє мє υя иυмвєя?
    2. ℓσνє мє?
    3. ℓєт мє кιѕѕ уσυ?
    4. ωαт¢н α мσνιє ωιтн мє?
    5. нανє ∂ιииєя ωιтн мє?
    6. ∂яινє мє ѕσмєωнєяє?
    7. тαкє α ѕнσωєя ωιтн мє?
    8. вє му вf/gf?
    9. тєℓℓ мє уσυ тнιик ιм ¢υтє?
    10. вυу mє α ∂яιик ιf ι ∂ι∂ит нανє мσиєу?
    11. тαкє мє нσмє fσя тнє иιgнt? му нσυѕє σя υя нσυѕє?
    12. ωσυℓ∂ уσυ ℓєт мє ѕℓєєρ ιи уσυя вє∂?
    13. kiss мє?
    14. яє-ρσѕт тнιѕ fσя мє тσ αиѕωєя уσυя qυєѕтισиѕ?
    15. ∂σ уσυ тнιик ιм αттяα¢тινє, вєαυтιfυℓ, ѕєχу, σя нσт?
    16. ∂σ уσυ ℓιкє му ѕтуℓє?
    17. ∂σ уσυ тнιик ιм fυииу?
    18. ∂σ уσυ ¢αяє αвσυт мє?
    19. ωσυℓ∂ уσυ ∂αи¢є ωιтн мє?
    20. ωσυℓ∂ уσυ ѕιиg нαρρу вιятн∂αу тσ мє

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  • Q's

    1. Who are you?
    2. Are we friends?
    3. When and how did we meet?
    4. Do you have a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    7. Describe me in 1 word!
    8. What was ur first impression of me?
    9. Do u still think the same?
    10. What reminds u of me?
    11. If you could give me anything wot would it be?
    12. How well do u know me?
    13. When's the last time u saw me if u ever saw me?
    14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
    15. To put it bluntly, wud u fuck me ?
    16. Do you think i'm fit?
    17. Have you told any of your mates about me?
    18. If we was together right now what would we be doing?
    19. What would be the very last thing you ever say to me?
    20. Are you goin 2 put this on ur blog and see what i say about u?

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Name :   Joe Rayner
Nick Name :   Jezzepee, Jelly Jam Joe Jnr, Odd Ears Yo yo Kaniver
Birthdate :   23rd November
Birthplace:   Doncaster
Current Location:   Doncaster
Eye Color:   blue/green
Hair Color:   brown
Height:   5ft7
Weight:   dunno
Piercings:   nope
Tatoos:   nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   nope
Vehicle:   had a moped
Overused Phrase:   sweet
FAVORITES
Food:   everything but peas
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   king heads in beverly
Candy:   jelly babies
Number:   4
Color:   yellow
Animal:   birds of prey
Drink:   anithing
Body Part on Opposite sex:   evrything
Perfume:   dunno
TV Show:   the mighty boosh
Music Album:   johnny cash greatest hits
Actor/Actress:   Howard Moon
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   macci D's
Chocolate or Vanilla   choc
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   hot choc
Kiss or Hug:   kiss
Dog or Cat:   dog
Rap or Punk:   rap
Summer or Winter:   winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   funny movies
Love or Money:   love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   whats a bedtime
Most Missed Memory:   rather not discus it
Best phyiscal feature:   me bum lol
First Thought Waking Up:   siggy
Ambition:   get a job
Best Friends:   loads o em
Weakness:   me laziness
Fears:   girls who bite
Longest relationship:   2 yrs on n off
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   yes
Ever been beaten up:   yes
Ever beaten someone up:   no
Ever Shoplifted:   no
Ever Skinny Dipped:   yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yes
Been Dumped Lately:   no
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   green
Favorite Hair Color:   brown
Short or Long:   dont matter
Height:   about 5ft wat eva
Style:   not bovad
Looks or Personality:   personalilty
Hot or Cute   cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   neva
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   alaska
Been to the Mall Lately:   no
Get along with your Parents:   dunno
Health Freak:   no
Do you think your Attractive:   dunno
Believe in Yourself:   i
Want to go to College:   been
Do you Smoke:   i
Do you Drink:   i
Shower Daily:   no
Been in Love:   i think so
Do you Sing:   hahahah no
Want to get Married:   dunno yet
Do you want Children:   yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   lost it
Hate anyone:   ooooo yeah lol
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    hey hz u

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    I love you :)

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    That is not good!!! x

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    Josephhh how are you my dear? How is the cat doing? x

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    Dusnt david luk lke a risin star on ure profile pic :) kiddin u ok joseph? write bck real fast xx :)

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    Jo Jo u need luv bcos 33 will be an odd numberr and odd numberrs r for kewl and unsuall peeps ;) just lke u jooee xxx

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    Ghandi

    u pass?

    And yea still at don valley it's not tht bad lol got another year after this

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    Ghandi

    Not too bad mate

    U finished collage and all that now?

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    Ghandi

    Yea I wud of tho mate :)

    How u anyway?

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    Ghandi

    wat eva ur sick fantasyies are into matey lmao

    Sos lol

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    luv Ghandi

    Already planned to go cinema mate sos wish I cud tho :(

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  • Will
    Will

    sounds like a plan m8, ull av ta giv us a ring nearer the time ive still gt same numba,

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    Will

    ye well im free most nites now. yea just on about fings in general. i was sooo battered dint really take a lot in of wt any1 wa sayin lol

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    Will

    ay sounds gud m8. saw at this do i went ta the uther nite lol dint expect er ta b thr!

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    Will

    yea im up 4 it kidda weneva u lot are free u 2 av gt the furthest ta travel like an tht. saw rockafella last nite !

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    Will

    haha lording it up. next cuple of months! narrow it down lad! get granty boi asked es bak in the gud old UK i fink.

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  • Will
    Will

    now then blue, im ust fencing and doin tree work like bout u m8? ay im up 4 it kid sounds a plan wen ya finkin tap bak

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    Will

    joe me old m8 hows tricks wats ths about work kid??!?!?!

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    u alr8 m8??

    hows the work going??

    xx

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