Are you one of those people who hate crying in front of others?
I don't cry. I moult.

What's the last song you heard?
This is the New Year - Death Cab.

Are you in a good mood today?
Well all my cows died and my tractor is fucked. Farmvilles not even safe from the fucking rain!!

Who would you be shocked to see call you?
Supervalu.

What were you doing this time yesterday?
Talking about how we all wished Ben was here....ah Ben.

Whose car were you in last?
Jack O H.

What are your plans for the weekend?
Learn to breathe underwater.

When was the last time you had butterflies?
WATCHING EDWERD ON SCREAM!! OMGS!!!! FUCK WEREWOLVES - I WNNA BLEED !!}{!()£${£%%l"£1

he has a birds nest for hair.

Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
Golf.

What do you currently hear right now?
OH WO HOOOAAAAH.

How do you feel about school?
I have only a few more months till my life ends totally. Fuck.

Are you in a relationship?
With my therapist.

Who are you currently texting?
118 50.

Do you find it easier to forgive or forget?
Alzhiemers makes forgetting incredibly simple.

Do you like competition?
I FUCKING HATE NATIONAL SCIENCE QUIZZESSS!!

How late did you stay up last night?
3. I am a mad sham.

Are you a jealous person?
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Done anything illegal in the past month?
I havent slayed any dragons.

Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
At cards? NEVER.

Think back three months ago, were you single?
Yes. I hadn't met the love of my life yet. Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Where do you wish you were right now?
Koppurberg.

Is there something that reminds you of someone every time you see/smell/hear it?
Their face. Generally.

Would you date someone taller than you?
DO YOU KNOW ME YOU FUCK?

Have you ever slept with a member of the opposite sex without having sex?
Sha.

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
I find a man who smokes herbal cigarettes incredibly intoxicating.

What's something you really want right now?
Shorter hair!

Do you sometimes use your music player to help you fall asleep?
YA SEXY FISH!

Are you starting to realize anything?
Julz and Enid were right about Tool.

What do you always take with you?
My prosthetic limb.

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
I'm so fucking tired.

What time did you wake up this morning?
TOO EARLY.

Have you ever liked someone a lot older than you?
Hhahahahahahaha. YA DILF!

Have any interesting conversations lately?
Not really. I'm boring.

If your friends warn you about someone you like, do you listen?
HES A MOG ANNE!

I'M DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK.

Yes. All the time.

What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
Millie. Thats really fucking weird.

Does the last person whose house you stayed at last mean anything to you?
Millie spends too much time on farmville. RLY.

What do you do when you're having a bad day?
Jog. Send a fax to Maire.

Does anyone completely understand you?
I know im some broken record. But i really really really miss my cat

Was this new years enjoyable?
I was beyond fucked.

Where is your biological father right now?
Being odd somewhere.

If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
Probably this year tbh.

Let's test your memory, what were you wearing during your last kiss?
Eh....I was so drunk i cant remember what he looked like let alone what i was wearing. Jeans probably.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
That'd be nice.

When was the last time you were on the phone?
Today.

Are you getting engaged anytime soon?
To Santy

Do you feel awkward when strangers say hi to you?
Ya. If they're hot. Cause I inevitably end up spilling something on myself.

Is anything currently upsetting you right now?
SIXTH YEAR.

Did you have a good day yesterday?
Bed till one. Gat on till 2. Not bad.

Is tomorrow gonna be a good day?
Whatevrrrrrrrrrr

Right now, who is the singer you really like?
julz

What song by him/her/them do you like?
the whale song

Right now, what is the one thing you would like to improve on your appearance?
im bizarrely quite happy with myself ? whats the fun in pointing out your flaws.

great way to pull.

Right now, what is one thing you would love to buy if you could?
YOUR SOUL. ITS AS BLACK AS MY EYE.

Right now, what hurts the most?
silly brooding.

These days, what is the best time you've had?
i just let my hair down and the smell of herbal essences was unnatural bai.

i love steven.

These days, who do you miss the most?
plenty more salmon in the shoal !

These days, what do you dream of?
if my foots a twitching - dont come a knocking LULZ BIS. Aoibheann was terrified.

Right now, what is the movie you'd want to watch?
Naughty Sailors 2.

WITH YOU

With whom?
Ok i lied. Its really Sleeping Beauty. ON MY OWN.

Thats not sarcasm.

These days, who do you wish you could spend the most time with?
People i dont know yet. And Alcohol

Right now, is there something you would want to tell someone?
GHOSTS ARE NOT REAL!

Are you going to do it before it's too late?
No. I save her ass all the time. Its my job.

WHO YA GONNA CALL?

Right now, what's your biggest fear?
Carpal Tunnel.

These days, have you realized something?
i hate bebo.

These days, do you think you've made a big mistake?
Right now or generally ? Cause right now it'd be you I missed the pill. you were an accident.

sorry like.

Right now, what crazy thing would you be ready to do?
IM FUCKING MAD BIS! WATCH ME DO THIS SHIT!!!

These days, what is something crazy you've done?
Ate a goat.

These days, what's one of your favorite thing to do?
Throwing up a goat.

These days, what is the one kind of food you love to eat?
YOU.

What about the drink?
Southern Comfort. Red TK.

BOOTIFUL.

Right now, what mood are you in?
tired. yock.

These days, what is the one thing that drives you nuts?
nothing to dooooooooooooooooooo.

These days, what is one thing you would want to say out loud?
puck you .

Right now, what would be the style of clothes that corresponds you?
RIGHT NOW? THIS VERY SECOND ? RIGHT THIS MOMENT ?

thats a bit impending for clothing.

These days, is there a dream you see as impossible?
No. It would be fairly simple to be trapped in a supermarket and forced to find bread that doesnt exist and be murdered for trying to bake rolls.

What is it?
Nothing really. Just a little idea.

These days, are you in denial about something?
My addiction. To irritating blogs.

These days, is there something you know you should change?
My sleeping pattern.

Right now, what would you be doing?
WOULD I BE DOING? I AM doing something ? Where does the condtional come into it?

FOR CHRISSAKES!

Right now, if you could erase something from your life, what would it be?
Can I just jump forward instead ? that would be better.

These days, have you done something you regret?
Maybe. Im not sure yet.

Right now, what are you satisfied about?
My hair

Right now, what can you be happy about?
Tea. Biscuits. The Oc. Sleep.

These days, are you happy to live?
Nah. I'm going to go jump off my roof.

This is all i will leave behind.

These days, do you realize the joys of your life?
I'm going into 6th year. That doesnt exist anymore.

Right now, what song best describes your life?
BLOCK ROCKING BEATZ ?

they really do kill ghosts y'know.

Is your hair currently wet? No. You should know. I took you into the shower with me this morning. Maybe thats why you're acting like such a bitch.

Do you have a younger sibling? Apparently i curse a lot while talking about them.

What's your current favorite band? CHEMICAL BRUVAS BLUD.

Who was the last person you argued with? Myself. My nan told me six times at dinner i could be a TD for arguing at walls. Thanks to my acting skills im dementias best friend.

Do you have any fake friends? Ya. The hills controlled me. I WAS THEM.

Have you ever been to Disneyland/world? I was General of the Mickey Mouse SWAT team - but thanks to the coke problem thats gone now too.

When was the last time you went to the zoo? I FUCKING LOVED THE PENGUIN PARADE AT EDINBURGH.

Would you rather go on a road trip or fly? Fly ? By myself? Yes please. But no wings t'anks very much.

Do you know what you want to do with your life? GET HIGH.

Are you in a relationship? No. But i'm thinking of getting a kitten.

Do you ever see commercials with Billy Mays in them anymore? Where did Barry Scott go in fairness? He was all hot two years ago - now - shit all. Poor fella.

Have you ever broken up with someone and then regretted it? Heidi. Audrina. Lauren. Whitney. Those bitches were my life. But sometimes the ones you love just aint good for you. I GOT A DISEASE.

Do you stalk people's bebo comments? I could just forgot the condom....


BUT WOULD I EVER FORGET SYPHILLUS?

What was your favorite year of high school? 8th Grade. Didn't go.

What's your religion? Sarcasm.

When was the last time you went shopping? What did you get? Half an hour ago. A ginger, quite portly hooker - i didnt bother more than five minutes.

Do you have a passport? i turned twenty last month.

What country would you love to visit? Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry.

If money were no object, what kind of car would you drive? A Lothian bus.

Do you recycle? Damn straight. I feel dirty if i dont.

Have you ever watched Brooke Knows Best? She does in her hole.

Have you been watching shark week? Even sharks have been hit by RECESSIONG and weak tea.

Do you drink coffee? GOTTA GET SOME MORE CORONAS.

How long have you had your current phone? gay.

What color are your best friend's eyes? right now the bowies eyes are green and on my boobs.

What's your name? Jayne.

Would you rather skydive or scuba dive? oh god lol idk cos i wnt lyke hights lyke!!11!¬!

Do you remember the first alcoholic drink you ever had? STOUT. Yock.

How many people do you know named Amanda? Aoibheanns sisttaaaa....or Millie.

Do you actually do your homework during the school year? I am a nerd and a half. Accounting problems actually soothe me in times of need.

If you were stuck on an island and didn't have a boat, what would you do? Get high.

Do you illegally download music or pay for it? No. i get high.

Do you go out every weekend? Yes. and then i get high.

How hot is it where you live? I emanate ride me.

Is anything plugged into the nearest electrical outlet? YOU MOTHAFOCKA.

Do you read fmylife.com? f my life ? are they afraid that the big bad internet wolf would censor their bold asses ?


thats right. i said bold.

Do you have any step parents? only when i step all over them - HAHAHAHA.

Are you bored? Not at all -.-

Would you rather sleep all day or not sleep at all? The french asked me the same stupid question over and over again. And then i kicked their ass at cards.

How many people have you kissed in '09 so far?..one actually. Haha.

At what age do you want to get married? Ive been secretly married for 6 years. To Enid. She didn't know about it. Its only legal in the state of Idaho though.

Would you ever be a bartender? Yes. In a pub named Quake. Or Spill me!

Do you have a lot of friends? 4. The OC. Bones. Criminal Minds. Sex and the City. ... the Hills .. .well you already know about that.