My Ma= Eileen
My Da= Paddy
My son= -
My daughter= -
My twin= Some 2nd year dats meant ta luk like me?
My big sis= -
My lil sis= Katie M
My bro= Thomas
My best friend= Hannah
My boyfriend= The gorgeous Robert x
My guardian angel= -
My baby girl= -
My idol= Have 2 many
My babe= Rob X <3 X
My alco friend(s)...= Hannah, Emma, Katie, Diane, Helen Coco, Amy, Sarah G (the list goes on)!!!
My sexy boy= Rob
My secret admirer= U tell me??
My bad boy= Hmmm don no
My rude gal= Hannah wen she farts after drinkin 2 much
My babies godparents= ?
My pet= Carol
My sexy rugby player= Ronan O' Gara. Oh and Rob
My manager= The lovely Amanda
My hairdresser= TRISH!!
My dirty dancer= -
My bit on d side= Ha ha...
My body guard= Thomas
My partner in crime= Hannah
My bitch= Hannah
My party animals= Emma, Katie and Diane

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes herfeel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth bycutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form offoreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's adifference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguishthe candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rakerepeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her headfrom side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they gettheir hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they'retrying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking yourtongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger andthumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus onthe whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East andWest, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you'veignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. Sostart paying them some attention.
GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangledfingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask herto take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers alongside of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, theyplummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keepgoing at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at thewaist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present,not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling thematerial up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believethat the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there thanyou're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay inprinciple, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carriedaway. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of hervagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likesit.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her inthe mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some movetoward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks fist.
1 GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can dois pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like anassembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, withclean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stom