Pick the knight that you wanna be and leave me a comment

01. Sir Tobey, the Brave
02. Sir Jamez, the Fluffy
03. Sir Una, the Ginger
04. Sir Pat, the Cool
05. Sir Dedsmond, the Wanker
06. Sir Colm, the Giant
07. Sir Becki, the Crazy
08. Sir Wolfetang, the Hunter
09. Sir Joseph, the Pussy
10. Sir Simon, the 'Hardy'
11. Sir Aoibhinn, the Sexy
12. Sir Mike, the Mighty
13. Sir Tubsington, the Dude
14. Sir Patrick, the Nutjob.. fuck up u'l go where i putya
15. Sir Emma, the Squirrel
16. Sir____________, the Monk
17. Sir Roisin (Haha 'sir'...Haha), the Rebel
18. Sir Michael, the Musican
19. Sir Pauric, the Stoned
20. Sir Ronan, the Player
21. Sir Teresa, the extraordinarily small person
22. Sir Laurent with the 5 foot cock (yea laurent)
23. Sir Patrick, the Patrick
24. Sir Sally, the majically fantastically deadly beautiful talented BESTEST BUDDY!!
25. Sir Joey, the cum rag

My boy friend -DENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
My girlfriend -Jack
My Big sis- Aobhinn... Sorry bt Jack wants t b my girlfrend!!
My bbz- MICK DADDY!!!!!!!
My enemy -
My mummy -EMMA!!!!! Dat role suits u Emma!!
My fat stupid person - Jason
My big brother -
My little brother-Simon...(BOOOOOOORING)
My other big sister -
My little sister--Roisin...(IM OLDER THAN U!!!!)
My uncle -
My aunt - Kieth 'bun in the oven' doherty
My cousin 1 -
My cousin 2-
My cousin 3-
My daughter -
My Housewife- Patrick of th Doyles
My son - Gillian!
My brother-in-law -
My sister-in-law -
My best bud -Linda pingy Whelan
My other best bud -
My bit on the side -TRIONA
My niece -
My nephew -
My guardian -
My sugar plum --Rebecca (She told me 2)
My personal shopper -
My fairy god mother - Aine!!! HI AINE!!
My slave -Maria!!!! Ya shudn of let me decide!!! Now clean my shoes bitch...
My shoppoholic friend -
My sexy bitch->Jennifer F<
My wee tootsie -Paul!!! Gud man Paul....
My lil cutie pie- *-*Una*-*
My lovely gurlie -Gilly!!!
My lovely bby boi -
My god mother -
My god father -J.P
My siamese twin - Jamez..... Dat is an unusal choice Jamez....
My valentine -Sally!!! Fuck up ur hole
My chatterbox -Teresa! Suits ya dwn 2 th ground aswell...
My hot admirer -Bebhinn!! gotta luv th name.....
My messer upper -
My cleaner -
My Supermodel- Beckiiiiii No complaining now!
My problem maker-
My Conor- Conor..... Sorry conor, got me a HOT admirer!!
My Supersonic electronic catatonic DREAM BOAT!! - Bleanor Erennan, OMG!

Two pigs are in a bath. They are washing themselves. They are in a bath and washing themselves!!! Anyway, one pig says to the other, " Hey pass me the soap there pig". So the other pig passes him the soap. Bt the pig says," thats not soap, Thats a calculator!!" AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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