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Pick The Month You Were Born:

January---I sucked
February--I shagg
March-----I Smoked
April-----I jump
May-------I kick
June------I Murdered
July------I Choked On
August----I Had Lunch With
September-I Danced With
October---I Sang To
November--I Yelled At
December--I Ran Over

Pick The Day (Number) You Were Born On:

1--------A Birdbath
2--------A Monster
3--------A Phone
4--------A Fork
5--------A Mexican
6--------A Gangster
7--------My Cell Phone
8--------My Dog
9--------My Best Friends' Boyfriend
10-------My Neighbour
11-------My Science Teacher
12-------A Banana
13-------A Fireman
14-------A Stuffed Animal
15-------A Goat
16-------A Pickle
17-------Your Mom
18-------A Spoon
19-------Myself
20-------A Baseball Bat
21-------A Ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------A Noodle
24-------A Squirrel
25-------A Football Player
26-------My Sister
27-------My Brother
28-------An iPod
29-------A Permanent Marker
30-------My GF
31-------A Homeless Guy

Pick The Color Of Shirt You Are Wearing:

White----------Because I'm Cool Like That.
Black----------Because That's How I Roll.
Pink-----------Because I'm A Homosexual.
Red------------Because I Was High.
Blue-----------Because I'm Sexy And I Do What I Want.
Green----------Because I Hate Myself.
Purple---------Because I'm Cool.
Gray-----------Because I Was Drunk.
Yellow---------Because Someone Offered Me 1,000,000 Pounds.
Orange---------Because I Hate My Family.
Brown----------Because I Am Retarded Like That.
Other----------Because I'm A Ninja.
None-----------Because I Cant Control Myself.

Now type out da sentence u made! .......

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist
And directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question,
But a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable,
But in the end it's right,
I hope you have the time of your life

So take the photographs,
And still frames in your mind,
Hang it on a shelf in good health
And good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable,
But in the end its right,
I hope you have the time of your life

Its something unpredictable
but in the end its right
i hope you have the time of your life

Its something unpredictable
but in the end its right
i hope you have the time of your life

I'm the worlds greatest

I am a giant.
I am an eagle.
Oh I am a lion down in the jungle
I am a marching band
I am the people
I am a helping hand
I am a hero
If any one asks you who I am just stand up tall look them in the face and say.

I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high.
Hey I made it
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that little bit of hope when my backs against the rope I can feel it.
I'm the worlds greatest

I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high.
Hey I made it
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that little bit of hope in my backs against the rope I can feel it.
I'm the world greatest

Ohh
I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high.
Hey I made it
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that little bit of hope in my backs against the rope I can feel it.
I'm the worlds greatest

I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high.
Hey I made it
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that little bit of hope in my backs against the rope I can feel it.
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that little bit of hope when my backs against the ropes I can feel it, mm
I'm the worlds greatest
Hey I made it
I'm that mountain peak up high,
I'm that star up in the sky,

If anybody asks you who I am just stand up tall look them in the face and say
Oh I am a vision, I can see clearly.
I am river, down in the valley.
Oh I am a swift wind, sweeping the country.
I am a tall tree.
I am a mountain.

(chorus and fade)
His the greatest (repeat)