MInor KIldare Panel

Mark Donnellan
quiet man. safe hands. trys to be spikes with the hair.

Donnacha Mc Donnell
affectionately known as tubes due to his remarkable likeness to the popular character tubes in soccer AM. has te win every argument. trying to feek hobans niece.speedster.

Sean Dowling
no full forward will come near him as the sight of his nipples sticking out of his jersey would hurt any mans eyes.gets abuse from colin over his many "moments" over the years.has a lovely laugh.

Podge Cullen
the responsible head in the full back line.murphys favourite player as podge enjoys licking his arse.going steady with the bure.

Colin O' Shea
vice captain.this man would laugh reading the phonebook. gives dowling a terrible time.loves anna xx

Kevin Corrigan
nicknamed "ladies man" after a night out in newbridge.he gets around the pitch the same as he likes his woman-fast and ugly.

Johnny Bryne
prefers to wear no sleeves.enjoys taking off his clothes at every opportunity.strong boy.will be remembered for taking whitsos shorts off in the pool.flah ou

Mark Brown
nicknamed peter andre because of his perfectly sculpted abs.rumoured as having used 5 second ab.doesnt like when his name s spelt as browne.

Eoin Doyle
lazy cunt.forever faking injuries to not train.bullies people as often as he can.a character.

John Comerford
psycho.has an amazingly deep voice.turns up with his head skint after every nite out.what are frends for?

Tommy Moolick
superstar.the engine on this lad.baby faced.likes acting the bollocks.is actually a dub.fuuuck off.

Philly Cocoman
the shoulders on this lad.nicest fella on the team.is in a love triangle between tubes and hobans niece.not going to end well for tubes.

Paul Cribbin
never heard this man swear.has turned australian.enjoys discussing topics like "who has the biggest knob on the bus?".himself and hurley share a special bond..its weird.

Sean Hurley
this man needs to go to councilling as his bullying ways are only hutin other people, namely doyler. enjoys other peoples pain.whipped by his girlfrend.takes things too far.

Darroch Mulhall
top scorer so far.enjoys messing and biting people.cheater.needs to work on his penaltys.enjoys his reflection in the mirror.going to bate me for this

Podge Fogarty
this man never shuts up talking.a very genuine character.has had at least 4 birthdays so far this season.

Cian Reynolds
"captain fantastic" this is what he calls himself and he is often heard to say "do you know who i am? im the kildare minor captain!"hopefully will see this fella in the hogan stand this year.

Danny Bryne
looks atfer his appearance very well.called vinny for no reason.tells amazingly funny jokes.

Sean Whitson
a lovely lad.he once came down to athy too get a feek.professional surfer.enjoys the crack. likes to be called the sexiest ginge alive.

Bernard Daey
another lad that never stops talking.has the bluest eyes ive ever seen.bit of a glory.bernard for cathal fitz 2k9.

John Mc Andrew
a legend.a quiet man dat does his talking on the pitch.enjoys the crack and is probably the only player that hasnt got slagged this year.fair balls johnny mc!

Cian Bolton
queer.possibly has a deeper voice than comey.has robbed jumpers, jerseys, and strangely boxer shorts this season.has text every person on the team pretendin to be a girl.tries to be real cool, but everybody knows that he still loves arlene.

William Burke
king of the one liners.bit of a bean pole.colin follows him around.slow as a wet week.leave it there william!

Kevin Fitzpatrick
some cunt.loves the crack.as in man crack.believes he can pull any woman once he has a bit of gel in the hair.lazyhole.

James Nolan
the slyest player on the panel.has been dogged by injuries.a good man te laugh.extremely wake shoulders.

Thomas Barron
absolute nut job.drives a pick up.would feek any bird, even the fat ones. comes out with weird statements about kiddie fidd

List TWO things you want to do before you die

1. jump ou of a plane
2. Travel America and Australia

SO FAR IN 08'...

Been to school - Ye

Made a new friend - Ye

Fallen out of love - ye

Done something you swore never to do- defo

Laughed until you cried- me cry never

Went behind your parents back- Yes

Met someone who changed your life - ye

Gotten close to someone - Defo

Found out who your true friends were – Definitly, helped me so much

4. Straight, Gay, Bi? straight

5. Do you have a crush? Yes,

6. Who is the best hugger that you know? jack r michelle

7. Do you believe in love at first sight: Nope

8. Is there something you want to tell someone? ye

9. What brand of shirt are you wearing? sling ha

10. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? Yes

11. Do you have "A thing"? Nope

12. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? no

13. How many kids do you want to have? meh

14. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Most of time

15. Do you wanna change your name? no sur my famous song

16. What did you do for your last birthday? chinese

17. What time did you wake up today?11

18. What were you doing at midnight last night? dno

19. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: be 18

20. Last time you saw your dad? 5

21. Something you'd cange about your life: not 2 b as shy

22. Which hand do you like better? Right bu it ou order

23. What are you listening to right now? script breakeven

24. Have you ever donated money to a good cause? Yup

25. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? Ye

26. Least favorite month? june leavin cert

28. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? belt

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.