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  • Chandler Bing Quotes

    i'm not good at giving advice.....can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

    No you didn't get me. It's an electric drill, you get me, YOU KILL ME!!

    Joey: (After having apartment robbed)Aww man you know what i'm gonna do if I ever see him again
    Chandler: BEND OVER!!

    Rock....Hard place....Me

    Well there was that one guy who enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a sound every time he said it. "Nice to meet you chandler bing. BING! Hows it going chandler bing. BING!

    All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"

    Joey: Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.
    Chandler: Tonight, on a very special Blossom.

    Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!

    C'mon, I'll show you to my room. ...That sounds so weird when it's not followed by "No thanks, it's late."

    If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.

    Chandler: I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
    Rachel: ... the WENUS?
    Chandler: Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term.
    Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh. That WENUS.

    Phoebe: I could be a secretary.
    Chandler: Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.

    Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
    Chandler: Crazy bitch.

    Melanie: There is a little child inside this man!
    Chandler: Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die

    Phoebe: No, uh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
    Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.

    Joey: It just seems so futile, you know ? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
    Chandler: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.

    (To guys wearing yellow isolation suits) So, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid

    Joey: Some girl ate Monica.
    Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
    Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?

    Ross: Oh. Listen, have you ever been uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and uh, she started laughin'?
    Chandler: Yeah, but uh, it was 1982 and my flock of seagulls haircut was tickling her chin

    Chandler: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. (Joey gets a sheepish look.) You used my toothbrush?
    Joey: Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.
    Chandler: Mine is the red one! Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere.

    Chandler: So, when I woke up this morning, he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes.
    Monica: Why?
    Chandler: Because he thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.
    Phoebe: Why would you kill his fish?
    Chandler: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.

    Eddie: You, you want, you want me to move out?
    Chandler: Uh-huh.
    Eddie: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
    Chandler: This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue.

    Goodbye you fruit drying psychopath.

    Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
    Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.

    Joey: (entering, dancing and singing) Oh mommie, oh daddy, I am a big old baddie! Oh mommie, oh daddy, I am a big old baddie! (He dances around the dinner table and exits)
    Ross: I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.
    Monica and Phoebe: Oh.
    Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria E

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  • Stephanie Tyson
    luv Stephanie Tyson

    OH,MY,GOD...

    CHANDLER!!!

    1 Woche her
  • Gmc
    Gmc

    Ross:someone at work stole my sandwhich! Chandler:well what did the police say?! :L

    1 Woche her via Handy
  • Connor Devlin.
    Connor Devlin.

    if i were a guy i would.....did i just say if i were a guy?

    :L :L :L absolute legend!
    xx

    4 Wochen her
  • Stunnerz 09
    Stunnerz 09

    Join Join Join
    stunning or not stunning
    Everyone is welcome to join:))
    guys and girls.

    Don't 4get to ask for ya pic up (:






























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    6 Wochen her
  • Davis
    Davis

    sometimes i wish i was a lesbian

    DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!

    8 Wochen her
  • Mrs Young
    Mrs Young

    I this guy!!!! xx

    11 Wochen her
  • Jay McGilton
    Jay McGilton

    Joey: Oh, did I get you?
    Chandler: It's an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!

    An instant classic.

    13 Wochen her
  • John Stewart
    John Stewart

    He felt like he had to make a noise everytime he said my name, Chandler BING!!

    13 Wochen her
  • Charlottee
    luv Charlottee

    could i be wearin anymor clothes?

    13 Wochen her
  • Bawsconee
    Bawsconee

    i love mathew perry :D X

    14 Wochen her
  • Jose
    Jose

    BING DOUG!!!

    18 Wochen her
  • Michael Hogan
    Michael Hogan

    get out of the chair dilhole!

    22 Wochen her
  • Kendal
    Kendal

    Janice: oh my god !!!!

    Chandler: oh MY god

    lol classic

    22 Wochen her
  • Dave
    Dave

    aww biggest legend eva!!
    y did it hav ta end,miss it!!:(

    22 Wochen her
  • Kendal
    Kendal

    Ms Chanandler Bong !!! :L :L

    25 Wochen her
  • Violet
    Violet

    Awh I just love Chandler! My ideal fella would be like Chandler, funny all da time & cute but I sometimez wonder if there is real Chandler in this would.

    27 Wochen her via Handy
  • Emily'
    Emily'

    The
    Chan Chan man :L :L :L

    27 Wochen her
  • Kieran Burke
    Kieran Burke

    WOPOH!!!!

    28 Wochen her