1. Are we friends?........
2. When and how did we meet?........
3. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
4. Wud u kiss me?.......
5. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
6. Describe me in 1 word........
7. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
8. do u still fink the same?......
9. What reminds u ov me?.....
10. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
11. If you had me for 30mins wat wud u do?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?......

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Originally, Jawbreakers were in the shape of Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape.

Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos.

ok so....

1) what was your first impression of me?

2) is that still your impression of me?

3) how well would you say you knew me?

4) if you know me so well...tell me something that not alot of people know about me

5) how did you find out about this thing (in number 4)?

6) do you think we will be friends (if we are friends) for long?

7) if you have one, give me a memory of a time with you and me.

tell me your opinion of yourself in a few lines

9) tell me your opinion of me in a few lines