Ciaran O Reilly

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I rawk, whats more to know?

Well I'm in NUI Maynooth this year again studying accounting. Im living up there with my my cousin's cousin, David; my wingman, Mark; the chick magnet, Daniel (as soon as we get him into The Roost, he'll replace Mark); Other; and Rebel the rabbit (she's awesome).

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Music:
Look at my Lastfm profile. Avril Lavigne, blink-182, Daft Punk, Duke Special, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Good Charlotte, Maroon 5, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nelly Furtado, Nightwish, Paolo Nutini, P!nk, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rihanna, Scissor Sisters, Snow Patrol, SOAD, Tarja Turunen, The Killers, Tom Waits, The Veronicas, The Offspring
Films:
Lots of favs here. Practically anything.
Sports:
Taking it easy for the last... age. Still puck a sliotar about now and again. Still abit of cycling going on, but I stick mostly to the console.
TV:
How I met your Mother! Also Lost, Heroes, Terminator SCC and Knight Rider.

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  • The Four Day Rule

    I recently encouraged my best friend, Ted, to observe the “Three Day Rule” regarding when to call a chick after getting her number. The popular wisdom is that by waiting three days to re-establish contact you can fool her into thinking you’re not as desperate as you probably are. It’s a solid strategy and a good rule of thumb for amateurs like Ted, but there’s a more technical approach for intrepid souls that requires both advanced expertise and polished skills… the “Four Day Rule.”

    As explained in my New York Times Best-selling book, “The Bro Code,” waiting four days instead of three gives you a considerable edge when it comes to winning over a woman, but this strategy raises many frequently asked questions from gentlemen callers:

    If I girl gives me her number, doesn’t that mean she wants me to call her? Why do I have to wait so long?
    If you call a girl right away and other guys follow suit, eventually women will expect timely correspondence… and that’s an unnecessary burden for everyone.

    Okay, then why don’t I just wait a week, or a month, or even a year? Waiting a week makes her think you were too scared to call and a month makes it seem like you’re even more desperate than calling her the first night. As far as waiting a year, experiments are underway to determine at what exact time period a belated call from the past will fool a chick into thinking you haven’t been able to get her out of your mind after all this time, which can lead to some spirited nostalgic sex.

    I scored a few phone numbers over the weekend and I’m worried I will mess up the days and call too soon or too early. What should I do? Spreadsheet. Heh.
    Okay, I’ve waited ninety-six hours. When’s the best time to call her? Call during the middle of the day. You’ll have a better chance of catching her voicemail, and then, with any luck, the ball will be in her court. If the gods are in your favor, you might even be able to set something up without ever actually having to talk with her.

    Everyone I know swears by the Three Day Rule. Why are you such a proponent of the Four Day Rule? If everyone you know has heard of the “Three Day Rule,” then you can rest assured that women have heard of it, too. By waiting an extra day, you can really make that random chick you met while drunk feel unique.

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  • How women describe themselves, in men's terms

    Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
    Athletic……………………….No boobs
    Average looking……………..Ugly
    Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
    Emotionally secure…………..On medication
    Feminist……………………….Fat
    Free spirit……………………..Junkie
    Friendship first……………….Former slut
    Fun…………………………….Annoying
    Gentle…………………………Dull
    New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
    Open-minded…………………Desperate
    Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
    Poet……………………………Depressive
    Professional…………………..Bitch
    Romantic………………………Frigid
    Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
    Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
    Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker
    Widow…………………………Murderer

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  • 9 Words spoken by women

    Ok, seriously. Im after receiving an email from an anonymous person. I am unsure of their email address as it is quite strange. It has something to do with how women attempt to communicate with us men. Have a look below.
    _____________________________
    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
    _____________________________

    I find this highly in accurate. It seems to indicate female superiority. So I have decided to do out my own version of what she really means.
    (1) Fine: This is when you've just won this long argument, which was only prolonged by her stubourness and inability to accept defeat.
    (2) Five Minutes: This isnt half an hour, its a Lord of the Rings marathon. Throw on the telly there, nothings going to keep for the next while. Agree to whatever she wears to shorten waiting time.
    (3) Nothing: This a lie, avoid the topic.
    (4) Go Ahead: This is a threat. It may have consequences, just make sure its worth sleeping on the couch.
    (5) Loud Sigh: This is the most advanced form of speech a woman can produce. A form of grunt that indicates unhappiness with a current situation. Attempt to identify and resolve this.
    (6) That's Okay: Excellent, problem solved.
    (7) Thanks: Yes, you no longer have to sleep on the couch!! See #5
    (8) Whatever: You've just kicked her ass in a conversation in such a way that she has no comeback. See #1
    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Yeah, stop her if you can. These are usually the words spoken by a woman before attempting DIY, and will leave you homeless due to fire, walls falling, ect.

    Much better

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  • K L
    K L

    really cool, iv bee around worse tho, but we were driving thru the end of it cz it happened about a half an hour drive away from us

    18 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    yea so ill be coming home with 4 so far, mike wasnt ompressed cz i made him come with me...i didnt wanna go out int he storm, we gt tornados yday

    18 weken geleden
  • K L
    K L

    nun much i bought 4 handbags, ha u third wheeling it again

    18 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    yup so we r defo staying in dublin m'dear

    19 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    haha dnt leave ur shoes lying around, yea dublin would be easier, stupid over 21s

    19 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    of course i knew it was law, u skiped most of those lecturs to fool around with me!!:-P i was thinking mantra but pl wont go all the way to maynooth, hmm idk.
    ya sure hav u nvr been to a 21st before? they r all pretty standard, just makesure u have 21 grls thats all u need really, and music...thats very important.
    is milo still peeing all over the place.

    19 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    car has been teaching ppl all the irty phrases so now kellysbeen wlking around saying faoiseamh lamh. went to c bruno last night, i spent the whole film with my mouth open when i wasnt silent with shock i was breaking my shite laughing, defo 1 to see.
    i missed rachels bday! and i cnt think where to go 4 mine, but i bought a dress for ur 21st so u better be doing smg dress worthy!!
    now go study!
    :-X

    19 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    heyhey

    19 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    heyhey sorry still havent charged the phone so no contact availabe, nun much happening ill tell u all about it when i gt home, w shud have a dvd day r sumtin im gtn very used to non stop lazy tv watching and ice cream eating

    nyt :-X

    19 weken geleden
  • K L
    K L

    well theres fireworks but it still feels different....i am iv missed a trip to scotland and camping in a field in wexford and theres a 20th on sat which i will miss also so many makings up are in order.
    its starting to thunder at the mo the sky is very dark for half 12!
    i ran out of cred im afraid, iv no free cred and i only have 7 cent so i gt no mun im afraid!
    bebo convo is all we have, im burnt raw! it hurts to gt dresses so i may have a slight colour when i gt bk...mabe...disney tomorrow!!!
    how u?

    19 weken geleden
  • Ciaran O Reilly
    Ciaran O Reilly

    Oh, I thought it would be mad with fireworks and guns and flags and stuff. Youll have to go out more when you get back to make up for it. What are ye going to do for your bday over there? Hope you are taking lots of pics.

    I cant give u luv :(

    20 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    paddys is better cz theres more ctivity and fuss made, we went out on the jet skies today and and had a bbq, went 4 a swim and then wen on the trampoline, its nt bad altho i really miss going out o town and and being with my friends, the usual...altho its my bday in 10 days!!

    20 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    ooh u finally gt a suit yea im slowly edging my way into the sun but ill still b pale coming home. we r annoying my cousins with our apparent bad taste in music, pat is ding to give kelys ipod and update. u remember joel? well its his 21st when t bk so fsr we r having a surprise house party so if ur interested ur ,more than welcome. un much today, tomorrow is the 4th july so we r going on the jet skies and having a bbq, im being patriotic and wearing green.
    nyt :-X

    20 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    ha no its nt choc, what u buy?
    no no partying yet we r suppossed to be going out tonight but idk if anyones pushed and im very annoed cz no1 dancs over here!! they sit in the nightclubs and drink a lil bit and have conversations, they dnt gt oissed and fal around at half 3! they ust sit there and rlax if they do dance its one r two songs max and they stay at their table! Im not impressed, u kno i cnt live unless im allowed push my tush!!
    how u anyway? see bebo is gr8, we cn tlk alot more here

    20 weken geleden
  • Marie Murphy
    Marie Murphy

    ha ha same ere:)

    20 weken geleden
  • Marie Murphy
    Marie Murphy

    yea sounds gud ta me jst let me kno d nxt time ur up in maynooth?)

    20 weken geleden
  • Marie Murphy
    Marie Murphy

    hey ciaran its bn ages :)

    20 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    hi honey!!!
    guss what...i bought u a pressie!!
    u miss me yt

    20 weken geleden
  • K L
    K L

    ah that would be telling....

    21 weken geleden
  • K L
    luv K L

    heyhey good looking

    21 weken geleden