Friends

1. alisha
2. naomi
3. carmel
4. charlotte
5. ash
6. jolene
7. aine
8. antonia
9. kelly
10. caroline
11. anne
12. stacey
13. emily
14. danny
15. emma
16. tommy


Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16?:
A. yeah numba 4 ha ha ...

Q. Whats your favourite Memory with number 13?
A. school

Q: What's the best memory you have of 10?
A. in college

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
A: she beside me

Q: Is number 7 pretty?
A: yeh

Q: Describe number 8 in two words?
A. mad biatch

Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 14?
A. he my cuz

Q: How did you meet 3?
A: thru my cuz .. they married nw

Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A: i dunoo ha ha ah no

Q: Is 11 your best friend?
A: ah shes my lil shriend...

Q. How long have you known number 13?
A: all my life

Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
A. eh no

Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A: oh yeah

Q: What is the last thing you did with 15?
A: talk 2 her

Q. If you could give anything to number 7 what would it be?
A. ha ha duno

Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
A. ther alreadi a couple hell yeh

Q. If number 14 was a crayon, what colour would she be?
A. red

Q: Have you ever been to 4's house?
A: yeah sur mite as well live ther

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7?
A:.. yep

Q: When's the next time you'll see 11?
A: 2mz

Q: Are you real close to 9?
A: ah get on well wit her x

Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
A: love er 2 bits

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 6?
A: yep

Q. Whats number 2's house like?
A. gorgous

Q: Have you ever been angry with 12?
A: yeah but shes luvly

Q: Would you ever make a move on 10?
A: oh yeah ha ha nly jokin

Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
A: our married life 2geva love her 4eva!!

Q: Do you ever talk to 6?
A: yeah shes my cuz.

Q: What do u think of number 2?
A: shes my olda sis luv er ta bits xx

Q: Why do you love number 1?
A: Cause shes my best bud..

Q: Have you fallen out with number 4?
A: Yeah wen shes drunk but we get marriage councilin

Q: Have you ever had a relationship with number 15?
A: no

Q: When did you last see number 8?
A: b4 summa

How many people in your top 16 have you...

Slept in the same bed as?
8

Kissed?
all

Had sex with?
number 4....

Held hands with?
6.....

Had in your house?
every1 of them......

Been in their house?
all.......

Seen naked?
number 4 ........

Gone out with?
number 4

Got drunk with?
12..........

Gone into town with?
12...........

Had your photo taken with ?
16

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser

Put an X in the box if its a yes leave it blank if its a no!
WUD U?
[_] go out wit me?
[_] giv me ur nmba?
[_] kis me?
[_] let me kss u?
[_] wtch a mvie wi me?
[_] tke a shwr wi me?
[_] b me bf/gf?
[_] Wud u lt me sleep in ur bed?
[_] giv me a piggybak rde?
[_] av a reltionshp wit me?
[_] Dance wit me?
[_] Tickle me 2 death?
[_] Let me tickle u?
[_] Sitck up 4 me if i was bein put dwn?
[_] Ply strip poker wi me?
[_] Say ye if i askd u out?
[_] Get wsted wi me?
[_] Instnt msg me?
[_] Hang ot wi me?
[_] Brng me round ur frnds?
D0 U:
[_] tnk im hot?
[_] wnt 2 kiss me?
[_] wnt 2 cddle wi me?
[_] wnt 2 hook up wi me?
[_]tnk im wrd
R WE...
[_] frnds?
[_] in a reltnshp?
[_] gna hav kds?
[_] enmies?
AM i...
[_] sxy?
[_] cte?
[_] funy?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compssnte?
[_] Annoyn?
[_] grt 2b wi?
[_] attrctve?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAV U EVA...
[_] taut bou me?
[_] taut bou hkin up wi me?
[_] fnd urslf wntn a kss frm me?
[_] wshd i wr dr?
[_] fancied me?
[_] wnted my nmba?
R U...
[_] hppy u no me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] tnkn bout me?