Senor Juan

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Heya! I'm John what's UP!?!?! Born and currently residing in the den of atrocity that is Dumfries, Scotland, did a year long stint as an Edinburgh student but it turned sour, I like music, asian and indie cinema and molesting the elderly! Currently studying photography at the only centre of culture in Dumfries the George Street Art School, yep! Scratch that, I am now currently in possession of a full HND in the art of photography. Damn I'm good!!
Music
Ohhh Jesus, here we go: Any Mike Patton projects (Faith No More, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Mr Bungle, solo career and collaborations), The Jesus Lizard, Paul Westerberg (including The Replacements), Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice In Chains, Snow Patrol, Nirvana, Mad Capsule Markets, Primal Scream, Mark Lanegan (including Screaming Trees), Pearl Jam, Dinosaur Jr., Sebadoh, Dream Theatre, Zeppelin, Foo's, Jane's Addiction, Rage Against The Machine, Slayer, The Doors, Aphex Twin, Boards Of Canada, The Beatles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crash Test Dummies, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Mad Season, Jerry Cantrell, Meat Puppets, Mother Love Bone, Neil Young, Nine Inch Nails, Nurse With Wound, NWA, Public Enemy, Run DMC, De La Soul, Radiohead, Silverchair, The Dissociatives, The Smashing Pumpkins, all Paul Weller stuff, Sufjan Stevens, L'arc En Ciel, Beck, Norah Jones and Marvin Gaye (Luvin' the soul right about now!). Think that about does it for now.
Films
Big clattering collection of things really, from the classic vaults like Hichcocks 'Vertigo', some classic Carpenter ala 'The Thing', or 'Escape From New York', Park Chan Wooks Vengeance films ('Old Boy' and the sympathy films), wierd indie stuff like 'Brick', 'A Scanner Darkly', 'Memento', pretty much anything by David Lynch (particularly 'Blue Velvet'), cool Japanese cinema like 'Battle Royale', 'Versus', oh and absolutely ANYTHING by Takeshi Kitano, a lot of the Studio Ghibli collection, Vietnam flicks are awsome too particularly 'Apocalypse Now' and 'Jacobs Ladder', christ I can blather!
Games
Yeah I'm a gamer, I put my hands up, look down on it though and you can suck it, it's a verified art form nowadays. Well first and foremost there is the almighty, the absolute, the resolute work of art that is 'Final Fantasy VII', christ nothing is as compelling, absorbing or completely brilliant as this! Absolutely loved the sheer insanity that was 'Killer 7', 'Ico' and 'Shadow of the Colossus' are two of the most strikingly artistic games ever developed, 'Okami' is the only modern game which can break my top three ('Fantasy VII', 'Shenmue' being one and two respectively), everyone loves a bit of wartime philosiphising with 'Metal Gear Solid', no game will ever be as hectic as the classic Treasure shooter 'Gunstar Heroes', 'Zelda' pretty much kicks all kinds of ass, and 'Silent Hill 2' is the single most deep story based game I've ever come across, shit scary atmosphere to boot!
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CLOWNS!!!!!!!
Happiest When
Alone in the wilderness with a camera as cheesy as that sounds. OH! and drunk of course but if you know me you know that
Heroes
First and straight up TAKESHI KITANO! Jesus the guy's a genius, anyone who watches 'Hana-Bi' and doesn't realise this is mentally deficient, love Mark Z. Danielewski as well, anyone who can write something as twisted yet cerebral as 'House of Leaves' has to leave some kind of mark on history. Loves me Thom Yorke as well!
Literature
I believe it or not can read! I especially enjoy the work of Mark Z Danielewiski such as House of Leaves and Only Revolutions, I also enjoy a bit of the classical literature such as Dantes The Divine Comedy, and of course a bit of the Orwell (1984!). Oh and of course the manliest book in existence - Real Ultimate Power The Official Ninja Handbook by Robert Hamburger where we learn of the Ninja's amazing ability to pop over 100 6 foot long boners simultaneaously!
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  • Carly.
    Carly.

    hey john, no im not going...saw idlewild 4 times last month...and i hate the idea of seeing them in the secc, i was warned it would be pretty shit so giving it a miss!! have fun tho!!

    1 Woche her
  • Andy B
    Andy B

    Are you phoneless again? been trying to call you. Any pics of the wedding? Man you was drunk! of course I didn't do anything that was even in the slightest bit inappropriate....

    2 Wochen her
  • Lou Diamond Phillips
    Lou Diamond Phillips

    yo 'ombre! ahm still here mahn! you needs to get ure ass down my cantina for some flamin hot nachos moddafocka...bitchass cocksmoka... i love you mahn... use my biggest fan and you shows me luv amigo... aint nobody showed me so much luv but my hoss, mahn! Yeah mahn... my actin career got sidetracked wit da gamblin and da island thang you digs... cockass smaoka's...that scrotal wart soderbergh edited all my best ass work outta the che moviesh... that guys a bustass moustache... now i gots to do bats 2!!!!! sheeeiit!

    2 Wochen her
  • Sammy Kershaw
    luv Sammy Kershaw

    you got them pic yet of the weeding x i am alright moved in with andrew things seem to be alright so far .. take care sammy

    2 Wochen her
  • Michael McConnell
    Michael McConnell

    Si Senor Juan Mazjanas ROjas!.

    Sorry I Got That Stupid Spanish Language DVD Advert Stuck In My Head Haha Lol!

    Hows u?

    3 Wochen her
  • Wullie Crossan
    luv Wullie Crossan

    fight for my love wee john, add me as ur other half please !!! xxx

    3 Wochen her
  • She Is Electric Ox'
    luv She Is Electric Ox'

    Its for thu nipple in nam!!
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    4 Wochen her
  • Carly.
    luv Carly.

    hi john :) i know its been ages!! hope ur good :D x

    5 Wochen her
  • Steven Fraser
    Steven Fraser

    haha books with faces.. or a ... face.. that's actually a book... but still, it's geed and i LOVE IT! what a gay lord max is, how dare he! where does he live? i'm going to go find him.. and kick him! cause that's what he deserves. i'm okkk, i'm tired and have lots of work to do which makes me sad and it's all for tuesday :( so i am rather behind, but it's ok because i am awesome. how are you?

    5 Wochen her
  • Steven Fraser
    Steven Fraser

    Errr you need to get facebook and where are you and max huy!? you don't need a flat, i have a wee box room in my flat that we don't use anything for, we can just get you a wee blow up bed and some covers and stick you in there, and max too, yous can spoon. i miss george st, i thought i saw alan the other day but it was just a bald man wearing glasses :(

    5 Wochen her
  • Ian Graham
    Ian Graham

    CREEEEEEEEEEEEED

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  • Doog
    Doog

    Got a phonecall earlier asking if I knew any neckpunchers for hire. Was gonna give them your details but then he said there was a catch - there may be some anklepunching involved. Called him a sick fuck and told him you're not that kind of guy! Thank me later.

    6 Wochen her
  • Wullie Crossan
    luv Wullie Crossan

    more love for my wee john x

    6 Wochen her
  • Cammie Smith
    Cammie Smith

    Johnny Spar!!! i hav a buisness proposition for u we cood become wasp busters, u stun them wif a crane kick then i can cut there faces off!!! :DD

    7 Wochen her
  • Brodie Jardine
    Brodie Jardine

    john ya helter skelter what e been uptae did e gan oot on saturday night a didnae gan oot like av started painting the hoose nae wonder buckie packed the painting in its boring as fuck lol a watch yer favourite film on sunday rocky 4 if e dies he dies lmfao

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  • Wullie Crossan
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    aye friday nite was good laugh with u guys felt so ruff saturday lol. satnite was good too the common empire were class

    u get to your work on saturday? x

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    Man love, hows it goin big man? xxx

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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE:DD

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  • Chris
    Chris

    so hows u and ur brothers progress towards x box live

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