“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.”

Hey everyone. Leave one memory of us together as a comment, it doesnt matter how much u know me.......anythin u remember!! It's actually pretty cool to see the responses. Go on..do it!!

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. try food before u buy it, then change ur mind!

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other
shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring
pillows from the bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, using it as a mirror, pick
your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming
the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the
floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while...then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."