TEAM SHIZZ IS RECRUITING NEW TEAM MEMBERS!

DO U HAVE TEAM SHIZZ POTENTIAL?

LETS SEE SHAL WE........



Q1
why do u fink u wud be a gud team member?

Q2
how do u know us?

Q3
how well do you know us?

Q4
what is TEAM SHIZZ all about?

Q5
fave drink?

Q6
how much do u drink on a average night out?

Q7
how often r u out?

Q8
how much time do u spend on the dance floor?

Q9
describe ur best move...

Q10
Where do you go in town ?

Q11
What can u offer TEAM SHIZZ?

Q12
How hardcore are you ?


all our love .. TEAM SHIZZ !

once agen team shizz started the nyt at rachiies ..

we went for drink and with tym we transformed into police women!

so then we orderd a taxi.....

THAT DIDNT CUM ! ( DNT BOOK WIV A TEAM )

so rachiies mam tuk us 2 tha winnin post ... dazzas 18th !

first we got chatted up outside by..( actually we cnt mention names )

went inside n made a scene! ( as we love 2 do )

all piled on dazzas n had fotos n stuff...

SUM 1 STOLE HAYLEYS HAT!

so for the rest of thenyt haylz was hatless and highly depressed...

soo... next stop .. nags ed... TRIPLES FOR SINGLES... FULLY CHATTED UP THE BOUNCERS !

met a few... BEBO FAVS ! U NO HU U R!

next stop BPM... met fish !

cpp massive joined the party.. handcuffed a few ppl had free champagne and a shout out ... with al the confusion me and hayley very drunkly wonderd off,,,
intending to go 2 gallary... however.. we found ... w888 forrr itt.... PLONKERSSS WEHEYYYY

" weres the toilet.... ermmm weres the toilet agen... annddd.... can i take my drink ? ! "

( hayleys wise words for the week ! )

Inext stop ... THE GALWAAAAAAAAAAAA

walked in ... hayley walked bk out... rachiie wanderd off with fish ... hayley mat sam???????????????? outside.... matty stone n a random dude hu has hayleys number..

now a highlight to the nyt.. hayley decided to lean on a bendy barrier... and bcus hayley can not defy gravity... she fell on her asss!!

weheyyyy

then the rest of the police staff followd from bpm.. n then like every 1 we cud possibly no was in the gallary.. so we socialy floated for a cuple of hours... then strangly enuf we left early !!

hayley likes 2 make a scene on the way out so every 1 nos shes left... so this week it was the ... slide down the stairs on ur ass move...

legs n aidy .. adam n sando joined us... for a random talk on sum random steps...

and debated about randomnus... as u do

then we went to subway !!!

for a sandwhich sensation !!!

after that we found frank n jaff... ( jaffa is anuva shizz member ) jumpd in a taxi... from leeds ! which as im sure u can imagine was crazy bcus he dint ava clueee!

apparently .... AL U GOTA DO IS SAY BRAP !

went t franks.. for sum cash munnnyyyy

NEXT STOP MIKEYS FO HALOWEEEN PARTY !! WEHEY

randomnes... n home 2 bed... !

3 in the bed yet agen !

so now wer w8in for quaker 2 open for brekky !! wehey !!

join us agen for another episode of TEAM SHIZZZ !!

( in that kwl voice at the end of an episode of chums )

well... the usual saterday nyt accurred now that hayleys back on the party scene ready to join team shizz for anuva crazy nyt on the tiles.

the nyt started at rachels house... were rachel no longer felt bald as she now has sexy hair. After a few renditions of SPIDERPIG. hayley cut her fringe D.I.Y STYLE.woop. Then we headed out....(WITH MATCHING OUTFITS)...To the cray taxi driver... who dus belong in boothem on weekends. due to his crazy rock music oin the taxi we nearly experienced our second crash THIS MONTH!.

1st stop..... REV!

were wee had several WOO WOOs and a rack of hardcore shots... then it was photo tym... and then we hooked up with a old friend ... Mr Karl Hutton.... who joind Team Shizz all nyt... after much persuasion... we headed to the GALLWAAAA.

Once in the GALWAAA....we had the team shizz drink....SAMBUKAAA.... U NOO. we then headed to the dance flooor for sum hardcore raving... disapointed by the music choice this week we must add... howeva we did the best we cud with music provided.

after the galwaa.... we exited at around 3.30 were preceeded the Team Shizz Spot... ( which can b found outside Fones 4 u...yea we r classy!)

after chips blavard in mayo...( which were quite nyc i myt add.) we hooked up with 3 random guys.... raches guy was 22... blonde... NYC ARMS!!!... EX PRO RUGBY PLAYER!!! wooop woooop.... Hayeys guy also was.... nyc hair.. nyc smile.. slightly hairy .. but also a ex pro rubgy player. sophies guy was.... 27!! He is a drummer in a band... on the high note he played at glastembury... of which sophie hurd his music on his fone.... were he stole her number...

events with the dudes.. consisted off... us taking tha micheal out of there manchester accent... HUURRRRR!!... and rachel gettin freaky with her clothes on!... andhayly llooking like charly chaln with a sexy hat.. at this point chris calpin and miles carburt turnd up at sum point and went agen.... then we chansed sum geese out side gallary were we found a taxi ... were we met um army dudes... rachel pulled agen.... HE WAS OF HIS ROCKKERR.....CYYYUUUMMMM OOONNNN... we jumpd in the taxi with him.. intending to party in his hotell... ~( remember this was at 5 in the mornin) instead we decided to hit the hay!

n cuddle up in raches bed... 3 in the bed was rather squished.!

we love it...

soph was roasting in the middle in the mean tym giving hayly and rach pneumonia ( ye wateva)...

hope u like it..

TEAM SHIZZ

tune in for next weeks addition.

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