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Weeeeel Heeeellllooo there! Hoooows yhoooo __? Haaaavent leeft yhooo a message iin a whiile.... Soooo fooort ii wuuuld!! Hoooope yoooour oookaiii! Yhooo caaaaan haaaave mii Luuurve!! Expeeectiin suuum baaak thoo mr lol Scriible Baaak Luuuurve Lauren xxxxxxx

thanx huni, i hope so to coz i dont want to loose him, if i do, then i might aswell kill myself coz i have no life without him!! thats how much i love him and i dont think he understands that x thanx for being there for me huni x

Hey hun, Yeah i no fancy seein u on ere lol neways u can av me love for today i want some bk tho hehe speak soon xxxxxxxxxx

hey hun im fine howz u? i am on msn everyday lol wot u been up 2 hun? wen r u nxt on msn? w/b luv ya manda x x

oioi bbz!!!!!!! missin u loads u left me again yea i kwl im hope ur doin well n im glad ur enjoyin ya self cnt wait to speak wif u again soon hope ya missin me lol i mean com on who wuldnt lol nana jokin tehe well hope ur all gud n hopefuly spea kwif ya soon take care bbz wif all ma love n hugs n kiss's xxxx zoe

Hello.......I miss u loads u beta cum c me nex weekend.....i wish i hadnt come to uni soooo early....but u r a star and i love u lots and lots like jelly tots hehe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel"

R u wearing stilts in that pic cos u look very tall. yes i've been drinking.... no ringwood beer here in cardiff though > Never mind... must go the alcohol calls! byeeeeeeeeeeeee